It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart More than usually so Grouchy customers left and right From morning all through the night I wish that I could tell them where to go (Hey, you can go straight to Notions!)
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart All throughout the store I'm running so aimlessly From hardware to grocery And my feet are sore (And I'm wearing Odor-Eaters!)
Someone's buying a gun for his eight-year-old son So they can go hunting next week And over in toys, there's plenty of noise And tempers are reaching a peak And though our sales are through the roof My paycheck's looking bleak
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart I force a smile all day I bet they don't have this fuss At Target or Toys 'R Us My hair is prematurely turning gray (I'm still in college!)
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart Aching back and knees And the last-minute sales and deals Will make Black Friday feel Like a it was a breeze
("Attention shoppers! We presently have a special on non-digital black and white TVs for only $14.75 in electronics!") ("And over in housewares we have one slice toasters, perfect for that college student, for only $132.49!") ("And in our grocery department a complete turducken kit, without the birds, for only $74.95!") ("And of course in Toys we have the new Single Mom Barbie Doll to prepare that little girl for life as a trailer trash mom for only $49.98!")
I was nearly crushed in a massive rush As they poured into Layaway They all want a Wii or a PS3 That's been backordered 'til May And if I didn't need the money I would quit today
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart Soon I'm going to crack But what makes my stomach churn Is when customers return And they bring gifts back (Do you have a receipt for this?)
Yes, they bring gifts back (Did you even buy this here?)
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart More than usually so Grouchy customers left and right From
