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Danaume
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Illegal in Australia

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by Danaume
Thanks to laws passed in Australia, no adult with a flat chest can do porn, because it is considered to promote interest in juveniles. In and of itself, a stupid law intending to do a noble thing.
But as kangaroos don't have breasts, per se, this takes a lot of their native fur population out of the running for porn careers...

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girl 92,930, clothed 20,029, kangaroo 15,527, beer 2,538, pouch 901
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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 14 years, 1 month ago
Rating: General

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sedkitty
14 years, 1 month ago
You must remember these laws are made to protect; by no means are they enacted to get politicians re-elected.  Think of the children!
...wait, on second thought, don't.
GreenReaper
14 years, 1 month ago
What about the children seeking gainful employment?!
sedkitty
14 years, 1 month ago
They'll have to find their own street corn-- ahem.  Never mind.
overfiend87
14 years, 1 month ago
yeah I remembear hearing about this law and have to laugh my ass off. I mean really, naked grown women with small chests are outlawed because their breasts aren't big enough. I've seen some girls that are young but also...advanced further than most their age so what she's not considered a child?

I don't understand australia sometimes. I remember Yahtzee commenting on how they banned Manhunt because "Australia likes to jump on the bandwagon on real countries" so he had to get the game imported.
EricAdler
14 years, 1 month ago
Now that would be an interesting experiment: take a photo of a flat-chested 20 year old woman, and a busty 17 year old girl, both topless, crop the photos so only ribcages are in the shot, and add a caption below, "Which of these ladies cannot do adult films in Australia?" below that, after some 'spoiler preventing' black space, show the whole photos with annotations of the ages and cup sizes, with the 'disqualifying data' circled, and a caption of 'Both are banned in Australia."
overfiend87
14 years, 1 month ago
definantly a interesting thought. Hmm...real pain in the ass about breast size since I perfer smaller over bigger. Also this girl my friend told me about was 14 so really breast size can't be used as a credible reason for people getting interested in young girls.
BubblegumKat
14 years, 1 month ago
Hooray for thought crime
CanRay
13 years, 11 months ago
Wonder when they'll start on Newspeak?
Shokuji
14 years, 1 month ago
That's just retarded. >_<;
JunkBox
14 years, 1 month ago
Another thing about kangaroos: marsupials have their breasts in the pouch. So telling if she's had a big meal, pregnant, nursing, or merely has her wallet and sweater stashed in there will involve getting up close and personal. Maybe too personal for her liking.

(Of course, I am taking careful aim to completely miss the point... ;-) )
CanRay
13 years, 11 months ago
Are you sure they weren't put in place by the Plastic Surgeon's Communities?
Razora
13 years, 7 months ago
Wait, wait, wait. "no adult with a flat chest can do porn" hmm either they worded that diffrently in the law or a bunch of male porn stars are also now going to be out of a job or getting breast implants. How is it that a country that was started as a penial colony (hehe, penis and colon together at last... sorry) is now turning out to be more religiously run than most muslim countries? Hell, even they can have flat chested porn. I do now belive that the country of Austrailia is more holier than thow than the vatican is, they dont have these laws there and they ARE their own country. Wow... just wow.

Love your work and thanks for sharing your work and tallent with all of us
*Huggles and tailwags to all*
Razora
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