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Art Thieves' Deaths Labeled Suicides

Mother's Day 2008
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Keywords male 1182339, cat 211454, mouse 53648, satire 477, furcadia 213, news article 6, art theft 6, the muskrat 3, art thieves 1
by Drancron

Duckburg, Calisota (FP) – Cironir has ruled the deaths of notorious patch and dream thieves "Slubber" d'Gullion and Wishy de Ath to be suicides.  His statement has overjoyed many Furcadians supporting the artists formerly implicated in d'Gullion and de Ath's deaths.
       Last January, passersby discovered two bodies spread across several locations in Hawthorn.  After several days of hunting for sufficiently undamaged body parts, Guardians used Pixel-NA tests to identify the bodies as those of cat d'Gullion and his partner, mouse de Ath.  In the following months, evidence connected several dreamweavers and patchmakers with their deaths.  Furcadians hailed the artists as heroes, holding mass vigils in support of the implicated artists.
       Both d'Gullion and de Ath had a reputation as art thieves, allegedly stealing patches and dreams for resale on the black market.  Despite continued public outcry, the cat and mouse team managed to escape banishment despite continued scrutiny from Guardians.  According to one spokesfurre, "They were equal opportunity thieves.  Because they weren't directly harassing anyone, we couldn't take the necessary steps to stop them."
       When asked by reporters how the duo could have managed to brutally dismember their own corpses after dying, Cironir replied, "I figure, if someone knowingly invites the homicidal wrath of Furcadian artists, they're pretty much asking for it.  In my book, that's suicide."


(© 2008-2013 Marvin E. Fuller)
 
 
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The Muskrat only lasted for one year before folding like a drunken rodent (literally).  One year after that, it published an anniversary issue (April 28, 2008) for old time's sake.  Naturally, I pulled Drancron out of retirement to submit the above satire.

At the time, Cironir was Dragon's Eye Productions Head Guardian and could be considered, if highly inaccurately, as Furcadia's "police chief".

Article © 2008-2013 Marvin E. Fuller

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male 1,182,339, cat 211,454, mouse 53,648, satire 477, furcadia 213, news article 6, art theft 6, the muskrat 3, art thieves 1
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Type: Writing - Document
Published: 11 years, 6 months ago
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TravisCoon
11 years, 6 months ago
I love the cute face on the story's cover too.
CyberCornEntropic
11 years, 6 months ago
You mean the skunk?  He's Justin StinCoy, my modern-era avatar.  I mainly use him on Furcadia although he has popped up elsewhere.
TravisCoon
11 years, 6 months ago
Yes, he just looks so cute and all. Want to see him in a pic sometime too.
DOtter
11 years, 6 months ago
I'd have pleaded necessity.
CyberCornEntropic
11 years, 6 months ago
They probably did.  I doubt it would hurt their case. :p
TravisCoon
11 years, 6 months ago
I guess I missed a few pics with him in them, hehehe
CyberCornEntropic
11 years, 6 months ago
There's a few around.  
dmfalk
also has Justin appearing in
[Gift] A couple of friends... by dmfalk
with Amy Stereo.  There's also a few pictures of an older character named James StinCoy whose appearance and last name I "stole" for Justin.  (You can tell it's James because he appears with a female cat named Mags Katzenfeld.)  By now, you should be able to see "Skunk on Squirrel Whateverness" in my gallery, with a preoccupied skunk who is neither James nor Justin.  There may be others I've missed.
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