Character Sheet for Zack the Goblin
Character Description
RachelTheFictionkin’s Zack the Goblin is a reimagined version of Isaac Foster from Satsuriku no Tenshi, depicted as a violent, immortal, mythical goblin. He exists in a shared supernatural world alongside beings such as Hugo the Screen-Troll (Skærmtrolden Hugo) and Booba (created by 3D Sparrow). He is driven by an obsessive devotion to his wife, Rachel, and seeks to destroy civilization to ensure her “happiness.”
This formidable goblin possesses corporikinesis, granting him a profoundly abnormal physiology. He can dismember and manipulate his own body at will, even transforming his brain into insect-like antennae that sprout from his skull, allowing him to intercept images, videos, and telecommunications. He also weaponizes his elastic organs with lethal efficiency. His flexible, powerful intestines can stretch, whip through the air at incredible speeds, and grasp objects effortlessly, enabling him to swing from trees, lasso prey, and drag victims inside himself. His clothing, weapons, and vehicles are extensions of himself, replicated from his own essence.
Zack is married to Rachel the Angel. Together, they have a son named Roofie the Gilblin and a pet Red Arremer capable of transforming into a scythe.
Zack maintains several homesteads, the primary one being a “nest” atop Mt. Kablooie, a dormant volcano in a magical, Earth-like realm inhabited by humans and fantastical creatures. His uneasy neighbor, Hugo the Screen-Troll, lives across a nearby river. Zack also excavates extensive underground tunnels connected to the surface by a crude lift. He travels between dimensions aboard a space cruiser resembling a Northrop B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.
One of Zack’s favorite pastimes is butchery, a grisly craft he pursues out of genuine fascination rather than necessity. He takes pleasure in sharpening knives, studying anatomy, and processing everything from ordinary game to bizarre creatures and human remains. Anything he cannot consume or keep is quietly sold to locals who share his disturbing tastes.
Personality
Zack is a loud, foul-mouthed goblin with a dark, often obscene sense of humor and a massive God complex. Impulsive and instinct-driven, he is fiercely devoted to Rachel, displaying an obsessive, possessive loyalty that compels him to protect her at any cost. However, his devotion rarely extends to others, whom he regards with contempt or indifference.
Sadistic and quick-tempered, Zack has little hesitation about resorting to violence, whether to intimidate others, indulge his cruel impulses, or eliminate anyone he perceives as a threat to Rachel. His raspy, erratic speech is peppered with English slang and occasional slurring, often escalating into explosive shouting and a distinctive, manic laugh. Blunt and unapologetically vulgar, he speaks his mind without restraint and pays little regard to social conventions or other people’s feelings.
Likes/Dislikes
Likes: Rachel, violence, murder, torture devices, B-horror films, entomophagy, camping, digging
Dislikes: Society, law enforcers, boredom
Body
Height: 2’03” (0.7 m)
Weight: 22 lbs (10 kg)
