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I said I’d show you a picture, and I always keep my promises. Here I am, back in my early gang days. I must have been, what, 10 or 12 years old? And already the absolute boss. Oh, and before some genius points it out: yes, I had hair here. I still grow it, obviously, but I prefer to chop it off. Have you ever had a thick fur coat AND a head of hair at the same time? No? Well, let me educate you: you sweat twice as much, and I don't have time to waste at a salon. Anyway... that scum standing behind me? My most loyal goons. Don't ask for their names, I don't remember them at all. It was a fast, rough, and ruthless life: half of them ended up in a body bag, and the other half is still rotting in the slammer. The only reason I didn't end up sharing their awful fate is because of FlufPaws. Do I miss that life? A little bit, yeah. The adrenaline rush was insane. But hey... I have zero intention of disappointing the old man |