Determined to get my name into the history books, I went searching for the elusive Red Dragon Ruby! And I dunno if it was due to a stroke of luck, or a good sense of direction, but I found it within a reasonable amount of time searching! To document my finding, I pulled out my cell phone and began to record myself holding the ruby in my left hand, unaware of the rash spreading up my neck and bulges in my pants and boots...
Suddenly, my hands, now equipped with giant claws, burst out of my gloves, and I put cracks in the newfound gem, as I lost my grip on both it and my phone! Two large horns burst through my helmet, as two wings pushed against my shirt and my chest barrelled outward, shredding my shirt and stretching my belt to its limits! A tail pushed out the back of my pants as my legs widened, destroying my jeans, and giant dragon feet broke free from my expensive boots! I could only stare as I saw my entire wardrobe being ruined, and proof of my discovery was on the verge of being lost in a pile of gold!
My body continued to expand outwards, putting immense strain on my outfit, until the cloth couldn't hold on anymore. Suddenly, my shirt, pants, belt, gloves, underwear, and boots all burst into a million pieces, as my broken helmet flew off my head, and I heard a crunch as I accidentally stomped on my precious ruby! I stared, helpless, as my phone fell into the gold pile in front of me, probably soon to be buried under a massive gold pile!
Finally, exhausted from all the changes, I sat back atop my newfound treasure. Despite losing the prized ruby I had bragged about finding mere moments ago, I was content, falling asleep with drool coming out of my mouth and a large bubble blowing out of my nose! There was barely any evidence that I even used to be human, save for a few small scraps of clothing on my belly and a tuft of hair atop my head! But no one else was gonna get their hands on this treasure - it was now mine, all mine, and I would have a lot to say - or perhaps breathe - about it if anyone dared intrude upon it!
Cray.awn!
