Determined to get my name into the history books, I went searching for the elusive Red Dragon Ruby! And I dunno if it was due to a stroke of luck, or a good sense of direction, but I found it within a reasonable amount of time searching! To document my finding, I pulled out my cell phone and began to record myself holding the ruby in my left hand, unaware of the rash spreading up my neck and bulges in my pants and boots...
Suddenly, my hands, now equipped with giant claws, burst out of my gloves, and I put cracks in the newfound gem and my phone screen, as I lost my grip on both of them! Two large horns burst through my helmet, as two wings pushed against my shirt and my chest barrelled outward, shredding my shirt and stretching my belt to its limits! A tail pushed out the back of my pants as my legs widened, destroying my jeans, and giant dragon feet broke free from my expensive boots! I could only stare as I saw my entire wardrobe being ruined, and proof of my discovery was on the verge of being lost!
Cray.awn!
