Writing again. I got myself a key. The key goes to a treasure chest. I don't know where the treasure chest is, but I'm going to find it. I have a map, but it's incomplete. It has a mountain on the map, with an X. Somewhere in a mountain is my chest. I'll find it someday. So I go to the library and look at maps. My map has a date on it. 1789. So I look up maps that have that same date. I find one for the country of Choog, in the land of Angrakita. There on the map is the same mountain. I get a flight to Angrakita. It's a turboprop pontoon plane. The only fight going there. The fight takes 800 hours and makes 50 stops along the way. I have many adventures as I go, but I won't tell you about those. When I arrive on Angrakita I find a local, a young woman named Fleesa, but she says I can call her Leesa. So Leesa is going to lead me to Choog. But the only way there is by boat through a river. We trek up the river on a dugout canoe with a 50 hp motor on the back. It's a large dugout. 35 feet long with a small sleeping tent in the front. Leesa lets me sleep in the tent with her, but she's quite resistant to taking her clothes off in front of me. It's okay. I always avert my eyes because I'm a gentleman. She appreciates that. Along the way we run out of food, but the river provides fish, and sometimes snakes to eat. Purple snakes taste the best. When we arrive in Choog we head toward the mountain, but we have to leave the boat behind. We hike along a trail, looking for the chest. One day giant ants attack us, and we fight them off with flaming torches. Another day a giant ape grabs Leesa and takes her away. I chase after, and after several hours I locate Leesa. She's okay, but the ape took her because the ape's daughter was sick, and Leesa was able to help. The ape thanked us by taking us up the mountain to where the cave was, but wouldn't take us any further. We thanked the ape, and headed inside. There were bats hanging from the ceiling, and they fled from the light of our torches. Deeper and deeper we went until we found a great, crystal cavern of light. Sunlight was reflected into this cavern by the crystals like a series of mirrors. We didn't find the chest, but we did find an ancient shield. The shield had a face on it of a bearded man. The face spoke: "Who dares to take up this shield of Kolka?" I say: "it is I, the keeper of the key!" The shield scoffs. "The true keeper is a man of value and worth, you are clearly not he." Leesa slaps the face, stunning it. "He is of great worth! What do you know?" The shield apologies and agrees to lead us to the chest. Its eyes light up, and the beams that shine from it pierce through the wall of the cave. An illusion wall that could only be broken by the gaze of Kolka. We go through there and find the Chest, but a great dragon looms over it. The dragon appeared to be a statue, silent and staring, but as I stepped into a puddle the dragon stirred. The stone dragon roared and pounced upon me, but the shield deflected its claws. The dragon heaved in a great breath, intending to burn us all. Just as all seemed lost, the giant ape appeared with his daughter and beat the dragon to a pulp. Finally, I had the chest. I stick the key in and turn it. The top opens and inside there are two rings. A note with it says: "you have found each other and have proven worthy." I get on my knee and ask Leesa to marry me. She agrees and we live happily ever after.
