Ever so often a piece of media is made that is so raw, so impactful, so significant that it challenges our very perspective and ingrains itself as a permanent addition to our culture zeitgeist. Boogerman is not one of those things! But having a five-year-old's sense of humor that I do, I find farts to be the utmost peak of comedy and to me, this forgotten toilet humor joke game to stand amongst the greats. (And I challenge you to prove me wrong!)
Now I could try to plead my case. I could attempt to reason with you on how a game about a man who farts on people surpasses the works of hacks like J.R.R. Tolkien or William Shakespeare, but I don't have to. I'll let the raw physique of this veritable man god to do the talking for me. Look at him -- The sheer presence! You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like. Now try not to be envious! Perfection like this doesn't come around often and mere mortals like us can never expect to achieve such a form. So rather than fall prey to rabid jealousy, I say embrace this Adonic form for the full majesty that it is. Be humbled that you do not have the responsibility of being as good as this man and find peace with that.
Obviously, a spectacle such a Booger Meister should rightfully take top billing, but that would be too easy. No, rather I give the top spot to a less deserving character as to avoid showing too much favoritism in a line up fully based on my favorite things. Just know that Booger Meister is the winner in my heart~
