Isaac was shopping some clothes for their bitchy firend Apollo. They went to American Eagle since that's what they assumed to be the source of his ugly pyjamas. But the clothes were too ugly even for them.
"Good, I'm embarassed just to be here!"
This was heard by the shop keeper, an ugly walrus with pinkeye.
"So yer think yer too good for me wares, 'ey? Shoppers, sic on them!"
Before Isaac could react the American Eagle fans flocked towards them, wielding katanas. Isaac dodged every blade and sent them kisses, so they fell in love with them and attacked the attackers. There was lots of blood and shit infused bowels as the weapons cut their masters. But Isaac was not in the clear yet!
"He's killing the preps!" a goth woman said, "That's our job!"
So the goths threw molotov explosives at the store. Isaac shielded themself, and the preps turned their attention towards the goths. But a few from both sides wilded khopeshes and attacked Isaac. Isaac dodged and they use the tail laser (AN: Mary reinstalled it in secret) and made their faces explode with the high voltage.
Isaac left the store, but the goths and preps went after them! They were soon joined by KKK members wielding burning crosses.
"You yuumans will pay!" one said madly, even though he was a giraffe.
Isaac grabbed a pipe and forged into a sword and exposed it to the sun, so it became the glory of glories. They pointed it towards the goths, preps and KKK and they burned like ashes.
Just as the dust cleared, a God said with a diablo voice:
"Isaac, you have desecrated me for being non-binary, a robot and killing the KKK. For this there will be..................................................................................................................................................................PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Bring it on, asshole" Isaac said, "You always fucked my life, now I will fuck YOURS!"
Legions of angels descended from the heavens to kill Isaac, but Isaac took out their gun and shot at the angels like Bayonetta. They ripped off an angel's wings and attached them to their torso, so now Isaac could fly. With a gun in one hand and a khopesh in the other, they slaughtered the heavenly host. They arrived at Yahweh's throne, who was cowering behind it.
"yOU WOULDN'T dare TO KILL A GOD!" Yahweh said.
"I don't believe in gods anymore!" Isaac said and machine gunned the throne, which fell on God and killed Him.
Afterwards Isaac went to have coffee with their friends.
"Anything special happened today?" Daphne asked.
Isaac took a sip.
"It was........groovy"
Rock and Roll plays in the background
