This is a parody of the James Bond theme "Live and Let Die." The music in this audio was done by Danilo Vicari, and I had nothing to do with it. I am claiming parody so hard here. The lyrics and vocal performance was done by BuddyTippet. I'll be honest: this one is rough. There was some editing done here to make my voice sound more like it did in the original. We did our best. Also I am not and will never be Paul McCartney. He's an extremely good singer. I'm just a stupid rat who wanted to make a song about otters eating pie.
The script is posted below!
Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.
[Verse] When he was young and his bod was a skinny sight I tried to say, "Fishies are nice." (You know he did You know he did You know he did) But turns out this otter had tastes that were quite different And I just cannot lie
[Chorus] My otter likes pie (My otter likes pie) My otter likes pie (My otter likes pie)
[Instrumental Break]
[Interlude] What does it matter to ya? If you gain a pound or two You're gonna wear it well You gonna give that skinny otter hell!
[Verse] I tried to say, "Fishies are nice." (You know he did You know he did You know he did) But turns out this otter had tastes that were quite different And I just cannot lie
[Chorus] My otter likes pie (My otter likes pie) My otter likes pie (My otter likes pie)