The vocals were good, so, I just cleaned them up, did a bit of pitch correction, then added reverb and chorus effects.
I think it sounds better now.
Voice of the artist by lilifox who also wrote all of the speaking parts.
Ooh my little artsy one, artsy one. Will you draw a picture of my fursona? Ooh I think my sketch is done, sketch is done. Use your colored pencils on my fursona! Never gonna stop, draw it up. Such a furry guy. I always scan it up, post it on Fur Affinity, My my my i yi woo. M M M My fursona...
Look at my collection, collection. See the yiffy pictures of my fursona. Spending money at the con, at the con. Fifty different versions of my fursona! Never gonna stop, draw it up. Such a furry guy. I always scan it up, post it on Fur Affinity, My my my i yi woo. M M M My fursona... M M M My fursona...
Patron: So okay I have a really great idea. It's going to be epic, and everyone will love it! Now, do you do adult art?
Artist: Well actually, not really, I...
Patron: GOOD! Okay so here's a reference picture of what I want!
Artist: Uh, that's just a little out of my comfort zone..
Patron: Why? It's just multiple arms and tentacles...
Artist: yeah, but look where you want me to draw them all!
Patron: But...but it's furry art!! It's sexy! Everything in furry is sexy!
Artist: I tend to disagree with that one! WHy is there a huge foot for the face?
Patron: Well...I have a paw foot facetickle fetich a heh...
Artist: Eugh...
When you gonna finish one? Finish one? You've had five whole minutes for my fursona! Hurry up and get it done. Get it done. You still have to do ten more of my fursona! Never gonna stop, draw it up. Such a furry guy. I always scan it up, post it on Fur Affinity, My my my i yi woo.
M M M M M M My my my i yi woo. M M M My fursona... M M M My fursona... M M M My fursona... M M M My fursona...
Patron: Okay, so see, What I have in mind is this:
Artist: Okay...
Patron: My fursona is a 8 foot tall hermaphrodite with HUGE wings! And big boobs! All five of them!!!
Artist: Um...Five?
Well, except for the fifth one, that one needs to be three inches smaller and covered with hair.
Artist: Uh huh....okay...
Patron: Okay NOW. The circumference of the no no stick...
Artist: Uh... No no stick?
Patron: ...needs to be roughly the size of a soup can.
Artist: Soup can??
Patron: Not the Heinz cans unless you count the ones from Big Lots...
Artist: Oh, of course...
but I'm thinking of the larger Dinty Moore ones. You the ones with the thumb prints on them.
Artist: Uh... What? No! Ew!!
Patron: Yeah, just like THAT! Only without the thumb print, what do you think, I'm gross?
Artist: Yes.
Patron: Please! So, moving on, wait, species?
Artist: Yeah, what about that?
Patron: Haven't gotten that far yet. I'm thinking a german shepherd wolf anteater fox skunk...what do you think?
Artist: Oh um... Okay... Anteater? Skunk? No!
Patron: I think anteaters are pretty hot, especially with that tongue. have you ever had an anteater stick it's tongue in your...
Artist: No!!
Patron: You haven't?
Artist: No!
Patron: Oh! Well, sucks to be you....
Artist: No kidding...
Patron: Anyway... I need your vision and your talent!
Artist: Of course.
Patron: This character is going to be the DEFINITIVE of what my fursona is going to look like.
Patron: I'm so sorry, people...
Patron: This character, with its purple hair and green flippers...
Artist: Flippers?
Patron: ...will rocket to importance.
Artist: Oh, Lord...
Patron: This character will have statuettes and disciples and a marching band of fursuits...
Artist: Oh, marching band...
Patron: and it's all because of YOU!
Artist: I'm so sorry...
Patron: Now hurry up and finish so I get get my sketchbook to Max Blackrabbit, Eric Schwartz, Raccoon Drew, Marci McAdam, Doug Winger, Jonas, Michele Light and Dark Natasha before the Dealer's Room closes.
Lol, seems like there's at least a few of these guys at every convention! I myself never really got into commissioning others to draw my fursona, though there is one commission I purchased that I'm proud of; an inked sketch of my fursona drawn by none other than David Hopkins.
Lol, seems like there's at least a few of these guys at every convention! I myself never really got
lilifox who also wrote all of the speaking parts.
