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MaxDeGroot
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The Site Is A Lie

My Fursona
the_site_is_a_lie.mp3
I'm A Big Beaver (re-recorded)
My Fursona
This parody was not written by me, but by corsi. I liked it so much I decided to cover it.

This is a re-recording of it, 4 years later.

This was a failure
I'm making a note here: Epic Crash
It's hard to keep the servers up
And running

Amateur coders
Our searches are down because we suck
Donations that you sent to us
We don't know where they have gone

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
FurAffinity searching have turned out to be fake
And you gave us a ton
So our systems all could run
But the searches are all still a lie

I bet you're all angry
'Cause everything's 404 not found
It's visitors, not DDoS attacks
That killed me

(No, really it is)

My website's in pieces
The servers all run like they're on fire
As you wait it hurts because
We don't know what we can do

We just made a website without planning it well
We had no idea we'd be going through hell
So we asked for your cash
To buy servers that would crash
Seems donations are all just a lie

How long is "shortly"?
Been looking at this dumb fox for days
Maybe you'll find someone else
To host you

Maybe Fur Nation
That was a joke. Ha ha. Don't leave
Hardware in a cardboard box
Was just a figure of speech

Look at me still singing while the site is offline
Maybe all the donations should buy servers next time
But I got a new car
And some drinks down at the bar
While the servers are all still offline

Fun Nation's running and we are offline
And so is VCL but we're offline
We'll be back shortly but now we're offline
We're up an hour but now we're offline
We should all give up and just stay offline

We're online
Back offline

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music 6,211, parody 2,457, cover 1,439, furaffinity 1,183, song 1,065, portal 460, still alive 7, jonathan coulton 2
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Type: Music - Single Track
Published: 5 years, 10 months ago
Rating: General

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dmfalk
5 years, 10 months ago
Heee! I originally +faved and saved Corsi's version on FA backintheday... Funny how FA hasn't changed much over the years, and we have IB to continue making FA look...well....like FA... :D

d.m.f.
frostcat
5 years, 10 months ago
And that's still to this day.  Now we need to add new lyrics about all bannings to toons, ferals, and housing trolls attacking anyone who thinks IB is cool. (Last one may not be an actual truth, but I've seen a few slanders here and there.)
MaxDeGroot
5 years, 10 months ago
Have you listened to "Want Cub Porn"? It's about FA's banning of it.
ButtercupSaiyan
5 years, 10 months ago
Can you link it, please?
MaxDeGroot
5 years, 10 months ago
endsvill
5 years, 10 months ago
yes please link
MaxDeGroot
5 years, 10 months ago
PrinceLeon
5 years, 10 months ago
lol this is funny
NB
NB
5 years, 10 months ago
awesome
wesatticas
5 years, 10 months ago
I remember when they sang this out loud on stage at AC.
DraculJOSHI
5 years, 10 months ago
I would have loved to see Dragoneer's face if he was there XD
DARKZADAR
5 years, 10 months ago
funny
ksharbaugh
5 years, 10 months ago
Loved this at AC!
RufusTheRat
5 years, 10 months ago
This is hilarious. Good work all around, Sir =D
CrystalMendrilia
5 years, 10 months ago
This is like, giving people closure.
SirStefan02
5 years, 10 months ago
This is really cool. I had to go back and replay it because I'd never heard it before. It's really sad how people can use money like a carrot and make us all jump through their hoops no matter how we might want to live. That is a real PITA.
RComplex
5 years, 10 months ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This is EPIC! So true about FA, it's so freaking frustrating. It's like they are running on a Commodore 64 while the world's already on 8 core processors and the future quantum computers XDDDDDDDDD.

Good grief, I get more use out my computer with the unstable Vista than I could logging into FA.
SonAmyFan52
5 years, 10 months ago
This deserves an award or EPICNESS! Its so fucking awesome! xD I cant stop listening to it!
rareconker
5 years, 10 months ago
This is great! <3
LunaMuenster
5 years, 10 months ago
*Sharing* OMG. I haven't words to say 'this awesome!'
FuzzFace
5 years, 10 months ago
Haha! wow, this, Ohhh wat to say, what to say. I love this so much.
VinnieTPooh
5 years, 10 months ago
Where's the line about the admins playing favorites?
MaxDeGroot
5 years, 10 months ago
Ask Corsi. He wrote it.
Shokuji
5 years, 10 months ago
That... was amazing. XD
LupinFrost
5 years, 10 months ago
ROFL! Sounds like one of the projects I had the misfortune of Beta Testing... Minus being FA.
shadycat
5 years, 10 months ago
It's funny because it's true. Well done!
Sabreklaw
5 years, 10 months ago
I'm sure Corsi would approve :)
dkfox
5 years, 10 months ago
lol omg that made my day thank you
ringtailmaster
5 years, 9 months ago
hehehehe, is a really awesome parody
BrokenPupper
5 years, 8 months ago
Been a while, love this one! X3
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