Some sort of 'distance speech' spell by Twilight? So is this going to be a version of Granny Smith that was the G1 Applejack? The one that got turned into a demon-dragon-pony and chained to pull the chariot of Tirek? "Back in my day, we got our souls sucked out of us by the spirits of darkness, slammed 'em back into place, then jus' went back to picking apples! Typical Saturday morning!" The big green eyes though, remind me of the fabulous purple dragon later in the quest.
Some sort of 'distance speech' spell by Twilight? So is this going to be a version of Granny Smith t
as a general rule i never underestimate the badassery of any grandmother thats lived long enough to have has seen some shit and granny smith? for SURE has SEEN. SOME. SHIT. im betting.
as a general rule i never underestimate the badassery of any grandmother thats lived long enough to
You know the grandma raised their parents right when she walks into the room and even the Grandson bows their head in respect. My grandma, nothing too awesome to look at but holy shit you knew damn well to shut your mouth and listen when she told you to or get your lips smacked and I don't mean lightly either.
You keep yacking your jaws when my Grandma southern as hell as she was(god rest her soul) wanted to say something, she'd hobble over, raise her right hand and the ENTIRE ROOM would hear the impact+echo of the impact reverberate crossed the room from the dumbass she just smacked opened handed crossed the mouth.
Followed by her saying: "Next time, yer gonna shut her yap when I tell ya to, right?" and if you didn't nod silently you best pray she's in a REAL GOOD MOOD or she's likely to grab you by the ear and go"Ya hard of hearin? fine, lert me pull your ear down so its level with my mouth so ya can hear me PROPERLY!" and then she'd repeat herself and then let go of your ear and you WOULD nod that time if you didn't before unless you wanted her to say the dreaded words: "Lee, you deal with 'em, i'm done"
Ya think grandma was bad? Grandpa didn't move a muscle till she told him to and she did, you got dragged by the shirt out of the room by him and when you came back, you'd be sure to walk/limp (due to your ass being sore as fuck) to grandma and say: "I'm sorry for being a git, grandma."
You know the grandma raised their parents right when she walks into the room and even the Grandson b
The sweetest and most loving grandma you'd meet. And by god, when she cooked... SHE COOKED. She fixed a literal five course meal on a good day complete with appetizer(usually either chicken or cream of broccoli soup homemade), followed by the main course, and ending with a desert.
Most days she didn't have the energy sadly due to her age but we'd still get delicious meal mind you and told to grab whatever we wanted out of the freezer for desert as long as it wasn't one of the special deserts she liked to save for when she had the energy to cook big.
Grandpa was a stoic one...didn't talk much. You'd often wonder if he gave a damn about Grandma with how he behaved most of the time...that is until day Grandma took a hard fall. I saw it happen and yelled "Grandpa, Grandma fell!" and by god, you'd think he turned into "The Flash" for a brief moment as the dude literally come from the second floor to the kitchen within 5 seconds of me shouting this. His face was anything but stoic when he deadlifted grandma off the floor and carried her to a chair asking if she needed ice or anything at all.
Later learned he wasn't my biological grandpa anyways as he died before I was born and grandma remarried but meh, he was anything if loyal to Grandma.
The sweetest and most loving grandma you'd meet. And by god, when she cooked... SHE COOKED. She fi
I don’t care how long it took, I don’t care how far she had to move it, I don’t care if she picked it up or had to drag it, even the most pathetic version of this story is terrifying.
I don’t care how long it took, I don’t care how far she had to move it, I don’t care if she picked i
After this, I see a calm scene of Granny Smith telling Apple Bloom, "It's been 80 years since I got pull that out. Woo hoo, today's been an exciting one, ain't it, Apple Bloom?" Apple bloom just nods her head rapidly.
After this, I see a calm scene of Granny Smith telling Apple Bloom, "It's been 80 years since I got
