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This is how me and Xan have consensual sex.

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dog 179,189, male/female 100,722, bird 39,451, avian 32,864, consensual 3,064, consenting 21
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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 6 months, 2 weeks ago
Rating: Mature

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N0budyN01
6 months, 2 weeks ago
yay! great to see some good ol' fashion cuhnsehnt every once in a blue moon on this website
tailgat
6 months, 2 weeks ago
foreseeing the next step: putting requests on paper (or at least exchanging emails while in the same room and ready, just so you both have a PROOF of consent)
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
I think the next phase would be putting a moisture meter into Xan to make sure she is at the correct consensual moisture readings and then we both sign off on the readings
TheRealMedley
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Like a turkey timer? It just pops and dings when its juuuuuuust right
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
I am.. actaully.. mildly disgusted by that image lmao
TheRealMedley
6 months, 2 weeks ago
And its given me a great idea for a stupid animated doodle, thank you
MarcusKoopa
3 months, 4 weeks ago
*DING!* "Pussy's ready! Everyone get your plates!"
WozWerth
6 months, 2 weeks ago
I noticed you both failed to sign the consent forms in triplicate.  Tsk tsk
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
we like to spice up our relationship
MomartikPSITIME
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh shit man ! You forgot to print the contract and sign it both ! It means she wasn't consenting and you raped her ! :O
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh god, im so fucking cancelled!!
MomartikPSITIME
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru ! >:O
Custos
6 months, 2 weeks ago
So romantic! ❤️
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
I do spoil her
Viperman200221
6 months, 2 weeks ago
LOL!
TheRevengeX11
6 months, 2 weeks ago
It sometimes feels like one has to do this to avoid becoming a target for litigation later on, yes.. What a world we live in now!
FrIgIdToStY
6 months, 2 weeks ago
I would laugh at this joke if this unironically is what the present/near future holds in store for the human race and it  disgusts even me an aromantic person by proxy.
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
soon the future will consist of PayPal, Youtube and Patrion hiring a private police force to bash down your door and beat you to death with a bible.  
Oddotts
6 months, 2 weeks ago
This make me think of every argument against zoos lol it’s like you must sign a paper to “consent” with anti zoos
Raventhan
6 months, 2 weeks ago
You only forgot to sign the intercourse consent contract
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
I already know I'm going to be canceled for this infraction ;^;
FrancisJCat
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Signed by duplicate and notarized!
*STAMP*STAMP*STAMP*
HiddenLurk3r
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
omg, this is amazing xD
Tamarha
3 months, 4 weeks ago
this is hella funny XD
Feryl
6 months, 2 weeks ago
I both laughed and cringed at this comic. Sadly, this is almost exactly what sexual interaction at a con has become. >.<
MrCoyote
6 months, 2 weeks ago
The bird gets gayer with every post. It's okay, I support you, dude.
EPIPAN
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Hahahaha! This is so hilarious! It really seems like it's a reaction to some true underlying story, huh? XD
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
not really, it's just the way the internet is going these days :/
EPIPAN
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh... well, it could very well have been a reaction to a recent date of yours XD

Because I've seen that there's a whole issue with this, even some women uploading videos complaining that "men aren't what they used to be," in the sense that they no longer feel that "masculine confidence" or something like that. I mean, obviously sexual harassment exists, but what did they expect when we're constantly seeing messages like "making pick-up lines is harassment, if a woman says no then don't insist, etc."... and the fact is that many times they themselves know that the initial refusal is due to shyness or decorum or for the sake of appearances, or even because the woman is playing to see how much interest the other has (I suppose it's one of the many primitive behaviors we humans still have, similar to the typical game of chase, for example, of dogs... or the courtship dance and/or song of birds; the female runs away or ignores them because she's testing the male's athleticism and/or motivation/commitment).

But well, it doesn't affect me too much, I suppose it's even better so that it encourages more men to try homosexuality XD
Bloodhawk
6 months, 2 weeks ago
been married to Xan for 20 years now ^ ^;

I do see where you are coming from, Be a shy boy and women think you are weak, be more forwards and they think you're blindly running at them with your dick out.

But it's all swings and roundabouts, Men are egotistically self-driven walking sperm donors who lack personal responsibility whilst the majority of ladies play this odd mental chess game to see what guy is willing to work himself into an early grave.

So before you think I'm running off to join some sort of Incel group, I hate both sexes of our species equally :]    
dinksmallwood
6 months, 2 weeks ago
So... it's more or less a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" type situation. Also, running at someone with your dick out sounds like it should be a national sport (if it isn't already), although I'm not sure how the point system would work (maybe something similar to fencing, or jousting...)

Anyhow, in the future, we'll all have QR codes right there on our forheads/genitals, so consent will just be a matter of a quick scan, without all that interpersonal fuss. In the meantime, I've found that being asexual/aromantic is probably one of the "easiest" (and laziest) sexualities currently available (so long as one is stocked up on erotic pixels, hypoallergenic lotion, and antibacterial disinfecting wipes). And man, am I sure lazy.

This was a fun little cartoon. Actually, it kind of reminds me of that scene on the Neutral Planet in Futurama, where the guy says "If I don't survive, tell my wife hello."
Bloodhawk
6 months, 1 week ago
" dinksmallwood wrote:
So... it's more or less a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" "


You can test this theory when feeding ducks bread at a pond
LD50
5 months, 1 week ago
But the ducks were gone, some say they went to Canada, others, Toronto--
Bloodhawk
5 months, 1 week ago
Im so sorry to hear that, they must have better bread up there
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IAmHated91
6 months, 1 week ago
I'm a little disturbed no one is realizing this is about noncon art. Not irl rape.
Kittzy
3 months, 3 weeks ago
I don't know... sounds like something the robots would want us to do before enslaving us. "Insert seminal injection device into hole 2, beep boop, no, not hole 1 zzzzz error error" ;p
bencoon
1 week, 5 days ago
You forgot to ask Jesus and Mastercard if they consented, too.
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