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This is how me and Xan have consensual sex.

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dog 173,237, male/female 96,718, bird 38,075, avian 31,699, consensual 2,909, consenting 20
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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 1 month ago
Rating: Mature

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N0budyN01
1 month ago
yay! great to see some good ol' fashion cuhnsehnt every once in a blue moon on this website
tailgat
1 month ago
foreseeing the next step: putting requests on paper (or at least exchanging emails while in the same room and ready, just so you both have a PROOF of consent)
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
I think the next phase would be putting a moisture meter into Xan to make sure she is at the correct consensual moisture readings and then we both sign off on the readings
TheRealMedley
1 month ago
Like a turkey timer? It just pops and dings when its juuuuuuust right
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
I am.. actaully.. mildly disgusted by that image lmao
TheRealMedley
1 month ago
And its given me a great idea for a stupid animated doodle, thank you
WozWerth
1 month ago
I noticed you both failed to sign the consent forms in triplicate.  Tsk tsk
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
we like to spice up our relationship
MomartikPSITIME
1 month ago
Oh shit man ! You forgot to print the contract and sign it both ! It means she wasn't consenting and you raped her ! :O
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
Oh god, im so fucking cancelled!!
MomartikPSITIME
1 month ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru ! >:O
Custos
1 month ago
So romantic! ❤️
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
I do spoil her
Viperman200221
1 month ago
LOL!
TheRevengeX11
1 month ago
It sometimes feels like one has to do this to avoid becoming a target for litigation later on, yes.. What a world we live in now!
FrIgIdToStY
1 month ago
I would laugh at this joke if this unironically is what the present/near future holds in store for the human race and it  disgusts even me an aromantic person by proxy.
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
soon the future will consist of PayPal, Youtube and Patrion hiring a private police force to bash down your door and beat you to death with a bible.  
Oddotts
1 month ago
This make me think of every argument against zoos lol it’s like you must sign a paper to “consent” with anti zoos
Raventhan
1 month ago
You only forgot to sign the intercourse consent contract
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
I already know I'm going to be canceled for this infraction ;^;
FrancisJCat
1 month ago
Signed by duplicate and notarized!
*STAMP*STAMP*STAMP*
HiddenLurk3r
1 month ago
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
omg, this is amazing xD
Feryl
1 month ago
I both laughed and cringed at this comic. Sadly, this is almost exactly what sexual interaction at a con has become. >.<
MrCoyote
1 month ago
The bird gets gayer with every post. It's okay, I support you, dude.
EPIPAN
1 month ago
Hahahaha! This is so hilarious! It really seems like it's a reaction to some true underlying story, huh? XD
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
not really, it's just the way the internet is going these days :/
EPIPAN
1 month ago
Oh... well, it could very well have been a reaction to a recent date of yours XD

Because I've seen that there's a whole issue with this, even some women uploading videos complaining that "men aren't what they used to be," in the sense that they no longer feel that "masculine confidence" or something like that. I mean, obviously sexual harassment exists, but what did they expect when we're constantly seeing messages like "making pick-up lines is harassment, if a woman says no then don't insist, etc."... and the fact is that many times they themselves know that the initial refusal is due to shyness or decorum or for the sake of appearances, or even because the woman is playing to see how much interest the other has (I suppose it's one of the many primitive behaviors we humans still have, similar to the typical game of chase, for example, of dogs... or the courtship dance and/or song of birds; the female runs away or ignores them because she's testing the male's athleticism and/or motivation/commitment).

But well, it doesn't affect me too much, I suppose it's even better so that it encourages more men to try homosexuality XD
Bloodhawk
1 month ago
been married to Xan for 20 years now ^ ^;

I do see where you are coming from, Be a shy boy and women think you are weak, be more forwards and they think you're blindly running at them with your dick out.

But it's all swings and roundabouts, Men are egotistically self-driven walking sperm donors who lack personal responsibility whilst the majority of ladies play this odd mental chess game to see what guy is willing to work himself into an early grave.

So before you think I'm running off to join some sort of Incel group, I hate both sexes of our species equally :]    
dinksmallwood
1 month ago
So... it's more or less a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" type situation. Also, running at someone with your dick out sounds like it should be a national sport (if it isn't already), although I'm not sure how the point system would work (maybe something similar to fencing, or jousting...)

Anyhow, in the future, we'll all have QR codes right there on our forheads/genitals, so consent will just be a matter of a quick scan, without all that interpersonal fuss. In the meantime, I've found that being asexual/aromantic is probably one of the "easiest" (and laziest) sexualities currently available (so long as one is stocked up on erotic pixels, hypoallergenic lotion, and antibacterial disinfecting wipes). And man, am I sure lazy.

This was a fun little cartoon. Actually, it kind of reminds me of that scene on the Neutral Planet in Futurama, where the guy says "If I don't survive, tell my wife hello."
Bloodhawk
4 weeks, 1 day ago
" dinksmallwood wrote:
So... it's more or less a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" "


You can test this theory when feeding ducks bread at a pond
IAmHated91
4 weeks, 1 day ago
I'm a little disturbed no one is realizing this is about noncon art. Not irl rape.
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