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This is how me and Xan have consensual sex.

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dog 182,816, male/female 103,001, bird 40,174, avian 33,451, consensual 3,138, consenting 28
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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 11 months ago
Rating: Mature

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N0budyN01
11 months ago
yay! great to see some good ol' fashion cuhnsehnt every once in a blue moon on this website
tailgat
11 months ago
foreseeing the next step: putting requests on paper (or at least exchanging emails while in the same room and ready, just so you both have a PROOF of consent)
Bloodhawk
11 months ago
I think the next phase would be putting a moisture meter into Xan to make sure she is at the correct consensual moisture readings and then we both sign off on the readings
TheRealMedley
11 months ago
Like a turkey timer? It just pops and dings when its juuuuuuust right
Bloodhawk
10 months, 4 weeks ago
I am.. actaully.. mildly disgusted by that image lmao
TheRealMedley
10 months, 4 weeks ago
And its given me a great idea for a stupid animated doodle, thank you
MarcusKoopa
8 months, 1 week ago
*DING!* "Pussy's ready! Everyone get your plates!"
WozWerth
11 months ago
I noticed you both failed to sign the consent forms in triplicate.  Tsk tsk
Bloodhawk
11 months ago
we like to spice up our relationship
MomartikPSITIME
11 months ago
Oh shit man ! You forgot to print the contract and sign it both ! It means she wasn't consenting and you raped her ! :O
Bloodhawk
10 months, 4 weeks ago
Oh god, im so fucking cancelled!!
MomartikPSITIME
10 months, 4 weeks ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru ! >:O
Custos
11 months ago
So romantic! ❤️
Bloodhawk
10 months, 4 weeks ago
I do spoil her
Viperman200221
11 months ago
LOL!
TheRevengeX11
11 months ago
It sometimes feels like one has to do this to avoid becoming a target for litigation later on, yes.. What a world we live in now!
FrIgIdToStY
11 months ago
I would laugh at this joke if this unironically is what the present/near future holds in store for the human race and it  disgusts even me an aromantic person by proxy.
Bloodhawk
10 months, 4 weeks ago
soon the future will consist of PayPal, Youtube and Patrion hiring a private police force to bash down your door and beat you to death with a bible.  
Oddotts
11 months ago
This make me think of every argument against zoos lol it’s like you must sign a paper to “consent” with anti zoos
Raventhan
10 months, 4 weeks ago
You only forgot to sign the intercourse consent contract
Bloodhawk
10 months, 4 weeks ago
I already know I'm going to be canceled for this infraction ;^;
FrancisJCat
10 months, 4 weeks ago
Signed by duplicate and notarized!
*STAMP*STAMP*STAMP*
HiddenLurk3r
10 months, 4 weeks ago
Bloodhawk
10 months, 4 weeks ago
omg, this is amazing xD
Tamarha
8 months, 1 week ago
this is hella funny XD
Feryl
10 months, 4 weeks ago
I both laughed and cringed at this comic. Sadly, this is almost exactly what sexual interaction at a con has become. >.<
MrCoyote
10 months, 4 weeks ago
The bird gets gayer with every post. It's okay, I support you, dude.
EPIPAN
10 months, 4 weeks ago
Hahahaha! This is so hilarious! It really seems like it's a reaction to some true underlying story, huh? XD
Bloodhawk
10 months, 4 weeks ago
not really, it's just the way the internet is going these days :/
EPIPAN
10 months, 4 weeks ago
Oh... well, it could very well have been a reaction to a recent date of yours XD

Because I've seen that there's a whole issue with this, even some women uploading videos complaining that "men aren't what they used to be," in the sense that they no longer feel that "masculine confidence" or something like that. I mean, obviously sexual harassment exists, but what did they expect when we're constantly seeing messages like "making pick-up lines is harassment, if a woman says no then don't insist, etc."... and the fact is that many times they themselves know that the initial refusal is due to shyness or decorum or for the sake of appearances, or even because the woman is playing to see how much interest the other has (I suppose it's one of the many primitive behaviors we humans still have, similar to the typical game of chase, for example, of dogs... or the courtship dance and/or song of birds; the female runs away or ignores them because she's testing the male's athleticism and/or motivation/commitment).

But well, it doesn't affect me too much, I suppose it's even better so that it encourages more men to try homosexuality XD
Bloodhawk
10 months, 4 weeks ago
been married to Xan for 20 years now ^ ^;

I do see where you are coming from, Be a shy boy and women think you are weak, be more forwards and they think you're blindly running at them with your dick out.

But it's all swings and roundabouts, Men are egotistically self-driven walking sperm donors who lack personal responsibility whilst the majority of ladies play this odd mental chess game to see what guy is willing to work himself into an early grave.

So before you think I'm running off to join some sort of Incel group, I hate both sexes of our species equally :]    
dinksmallwood
10 months, 4 weeks ago
So... it's more or less a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" type situation. Also, running at someone with your dick out sounds like it should be a national sport (if it isn't already), although I'm not sure how the point system would work (maybe something similar to fencing, or jousting...)

Anyhow, in the future, we'll all have QR codes right there on our forheads/genitals, so consent will just be a matter of a quick scan, without all that interpersonal fuss. In the meantime, I've found that being asexual/aromantic is probably one of the "easiest" (and laziest) sexualities currently available (so long as one is stocked up on erotic pixels, hypoallergenic lotion, and antibacterial disinfecting wipes). And man, am I sure lazy.

This was a fun little cartoon. Actually, it kind of reminds me of that scene on the Neutral Planet in Futurama, where the guy says "If I don't survive, tell my wife hello."
Bloodhawk
10 months, 3 weeks ago
" dinksmallwood wrote:
So... it's more or less a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" "


You can test this theory when feeding ducks bread at a pond
LD50
9 months, 3 weeks ago
But the ducks were gone, some say they went to Canada, others, Toronto--
Bloodhawk
9 months, 3 weeks ago
Im so sorry to hear that, they must have better bread up there
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IAmHated91
10 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm a little disturbed no one is realizing this is about noncon art. Not irl rape.
Kittzy
8 months ago
I don't know... sounds like something the robots would want us to do before enslaving us. "Insert seminal injection device into hole 2, beep boop, no, not hole 1 zzzzz error error" ;p
bencoon
4 months, 3 weeks ago
You forgot to ask Jesus and Mastercard if they consented, too.
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