Character Sheet for *See Discord*
Character Description
He is **the self-proclaimed greatest mind in Toonydale**, an owl whose love for grand speeches, complicated gadgets, and elaborate inventions often makes him the **unexpected star of the Whimsy Springs Toon Revue.** With his **signature blend of intellectual flair and complete lack of self-awareness,** he insists on bringing “innovation” to the stage—though his devices almost always cause **more chaos than convenience.**
🎭 Signature Acts & Invention Showcases
1. The Perfect Pie-Throwing Precision Machine™
- Designed to deliver perfectly timed comedic pie gags without "random messiness."
- The audience waits in suspense as The Professor activates it.
- Pies immediately fly everywhere, hitting everyone EXCEPT the intended target.
- Ends with the machine rapid-firing pies at him until the curtain falls.
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2. The Anti-Prank Defense System™
- Built to counteract The twin’s antics.
- Uses lasers, spring-loaded nets, and cartoon detection sensors.
- The twins hack it mid-show, reprogramming it to chase The Professor instead.
- Cue a frantic chase across the stage as the professor hoots in terror!
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3. The Un-Anviler™
- Created to stop anvils from landing on The magician’s head.
- Supposed to catch falling objects in midair and gently lower them to safety.
- Instead, it launches anvils across the stage, leading to even more slapstick injuries.
- The Magician glares as yet another anvil crashes onto him.
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4. The Instant Set Changer™
- Intended to swap stage backdrops seamlessly for a smoother show.
- Instead, drops the wrong props at the wrong time:
- A trapdoor opens under The professor mid-speech.
- Anvils fall during The Emcee’s dance number.
- Pie cannons fire during a serious monologue.
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5. The Self-Operating Curtain Mechanism™
- Designed to open and close the stage curtain automatically for perfect timing.
- Has a mind of its own and drops the curtain at the worst possible moments.
- Once trapped the entire cast behind it for an entire scene.
- Has accidentally dragged The professor offstage more than once.
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6. The Auto-Applause Generator™
- A device meant to create artificial cheers and applause.
- Instead, it fires confetti cannons, sets off fireworks, or plays the wrong sound effects.
- One time, it triggered dramatic organ music instead of clapping.
- Another time, it exploded into a shower of rubber chickens.
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7. The Mechanical Magic Assistant™
- Built to outperform The Magician’s magic tricks using “science!”
- Demonstrates a “perfectly logical” levitation act…
- The robot assistant floats away on its own, never to be seen again.
- Attempts to saw a box in half… but the box is empty, and the magician is tied up behind it.
- Ends with The professor tangled in the machine’s wires, yelling for help.
😂 Running Gags in His Acts
“This Time It Will Work!” – Says this every time. It never does.
Trapdoor Trouble™ – His inventions always drop him through the floor.
Unexpected Fireworks – His gadgets tend to explode spectacularly.
Pies Always Find Him – If there’s a pie-throwing mishap, he is the final target.
Gets Tangled in His Own Machines – He’s often trapped in gears, wires, or robot arms by the end of his act.
The twins ALWAYS Sabotage Him – They either tamper with his inventions before the show or press the wrong button mid-demonstration.
Personality
He is a self-proclaimed genius who believes science and logic can improve the stage—despite his inventions always backfiring spectacularly. He’s dramatic, overconfident, and highly expressive, often launching into long-winded speeches that no one listens to.
Though he tries to appear dignified and serious, he’s easily flustered, especially when the twins sabotage his work. He insists he’s above slapstick, yet his own devices turn him into a walking disaster. Despite constant failure, he remains stubbornly optimistic, convinced that “next time, it will work!”
While he grumbles about the chaos, deep down, he loves the spotlight—even when it’s at his expense. Whether he’s lecturing, inventing, or trying to dodge pies, He is a theatrical mix of brilliance and buffoonery! 🎭🦉✨
Likes/Dislikes
✅ Likes:
🔧 Inventing gadgets – Even if they always fail.
📜 Giving long speeches – Even if no one listens.
🎭 Being on stage – He pretends to hate the attention.
🎩 Outperforming The Magician – Science must be superior to magic!
📚 Reading scientific journals – He insists they’re riveting.
🔬 Explaining things in excruciating detail – Even during pie fights.
❌ Dislikes:
🥧 Getting pied – But it happens every time.
😂 Being laughed at – Even though he secretly enjoys it.
🎭 The twin’s pranks – They ruin everything! (…Or make it funnier?)
💥 His inventions exploding – Though it’s expected at this point.
🚪 Trapdoors – Why do they always open under him?!
🌀 Chaos ruining his plans – Even though he is the biggest cause of it.
Background/History
Early Years
He was born in Brainy Bluff, Toonydale, a town famous for eccentric thinkers, absurd inventions, and frequent explosions. From a young age, he was obsessed with science and mechanics, determined to prove that intellect could surpass cartoon physics. Unlike most toons, he dismissed slapstick as “primitive comedy for lesser minds.”
His early inventions were… questionable. His automatic page-turning book caught fire, his self-tying bowtie nearly strangled him, and his pie-delivery drone exclusively targeted him. But instead of admitting failure, he declared them all “ahead of their time!”
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Family Life
Despite his quirks, he married fellow inventor a far more practical scientist. Together, they had a daughter, who inherited his curiosity but actually tests her inventions before demonstrating them! Unlike him, she is rarely caught in an explosion.
Though he is constantly chasing his next big breakthrough, he genuinely loves his daughter and hopes she will continue his legacy—just preferably with fewer disasters.
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Journey to the Stage
After several “minor mishaps” (like turning the city’s streetlights into disco balls and accidentally launching a statue into orbit), he realized that his inventions caused too much chaos for Brainy Bluff. But rather than accept defeat, he found the perfect place where chaos was expected—on stage!
He joined the Whimsy Springs Toon Revue as an “Educational Demonstrator of Theatrical Science.” In his mind, this was his opportunity to prove that logic and reason could enhance comedy. Instead, he became one of the biggest comedic disasters the Revue had ever seen.
His inventions constantly malfunction in spectacular fashion, turning his acts into unintentional slapstick gold. While he insists he is a serious scientist, the audience sees him as a bumbling comic relief act.
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The Present
Now, he continues to unveil new inventions in hopes of revolutionizing the stage. But between The twins sabotaging his work, The magician proving that “primitive magic” gets better results, and his own machines turning against him, he has a long way to go.
Still, he refuses to quit—he must set an example for his daughter! One day, he WILL prove that science can outsmart toon logic! (*Maybe… hopefully… okay, probably not, but he’ll keep trying!*) 🎭🦉✨
Relatives/Family
👩🔬 (Wife) – A brilliant but practical inventor. Unlike him, her gadgets actually work. She loves him but constantly reminds him to “test before demonstrating.”
🦉 (Daughter) – A young prodigy who inherited her father’s curiosity but none of his clumsiness. She admires his ambition but prefers to analyze before activating. Secretly, she thinks his slapstick failures are hilarious.
🎩 The Magician (Annoyance/Rival) – He claims that science is superior to magic, but the magician keeps proving him wrong. Their rivalry is more one-sided, as Felix sees him as just another performer.
🎭 The Revue Cast (Unwanted Extended Family) – No matter how much he grumbles, he is part of the chaos. Deep down, he enjoys being with them—even if they constantly ruin his inventions!
Body
He is a short and stout owl with a distinguished, rounded shape that makes him look both intellectual and unintentionally comedic. His body is covered in warm brown feathers, with lighter cream-colored accents on his face, chest, and the underside of his wings.
His large, round eyes dominate his face, often wide with dramatic excitement, irritation, or absolute panic when his inventions go haywire. His sharp, hooked beak clicks when he’s deep in thought, and his thick, expressive eyebrows add to his overly dramatic reactions.
His wings are broad and feathery, but he rarely uses them for flight, preferring to remain grounded—mostly because his flying is questionable at best. Instead, he uses his wings for grandiose gestures, whether pointing accusingly at the twinsor dramatically adjusting his latest invention.
His short, sturdy legs end in strong talons, which help him grip onto unstable platforms when his inventions inevitably collapse. His fluffy tail feathers puff up when he’s flustered, which happens often.
Overall, his plump, round shape combined with his expressive, theatrical features makes him a perfect mix of intelligence, absurdity, and accidental slapstick magnetism. 🦉✨
Clothing
He wears a tailored lab coat with split tails, blending the look of a scientist and a stage performer. The coat is primarily off-white, though it’s often stained with soot, oil, or pie filling from his latest invention mishap. The sleeves are slightly oversized, perfect for flailing dramatically when things go wrong.
Underneath, he wears a dark burgundy vest with gold buttons, giving him a refined, almost scholarly appearance—until something explodes. His vest is snug, emphasizing his stout but dignified shape. The vest occasionally smokes or sparks after a failed demonstration, yet he insists it adds to his “scientific mystique.”
A high-collared white dress shirt peeks out from under the vest, though it’s rarely crisp due to frequent misfires. His sleeves are often rolled up mid-experiment, though they never seem to stay that way for long.
His coat and vest give him an air of authority, making him look like a genius—even if his gadgets tell a different story. 🎭🦉✨
Accessories
🎀 Bowtie: A burgundy bowtie with gold specks, meant to give him a refined, scholarly look. It’s often crooked, singed, or covered in pie. He insists it adds to his “scientific mystique.”
🥽 Goggles: Resting atop his forehead, these are for “serious scientific work.” In reality, they mostly fly off his head during explosions or get stolen by Biff & Boink. He constantly adjusts them dramatically before a failed experiment.
👓 Spectacles: Small, round glasses that sit low on his beak, making him look professorial—until they slip off mid-demonstration. He pushes them up constantly, only for them to fall again.
⏱️ Pocket Watch: Claims it’s “precisely calibrated,” but it usually runs backward or speeds up randomly. He checks it moments before disaster strikes.
🛠️ Gadget Pouch: Filled with tools, gears, and random machine parts, though he never pulls out the right tool when needed. It rattles ominously and sometimes sparks.
Though these accessories give him an air of authority, they are often part of his many comedic mishaps, making him a perfect mix of intellect and slapstick disaster! 🎭🦉✨
