Gulp: Hellooooo Maaaathew. <Giggles> You called? I got your Cloudmail, and I just couldn't wait to come down and eat.er uh. I mean.... Meet with you. <Giggles>
Matthew: [Behind door] I'm in here, Gulp Heart!
Gulp: Yeah?! Don't worry! I'm just here to talk about your feelings! [Softly to himself] But I'm really gonna eat ya. Hehe.
[Door opens]
Matthew: Surprise!!!!!
Gulp: OH MY GOSH! It's a giant banana split with a cute skunk inside it!
Matthew: All for my favorite Care Bear Cousin. And look, I even found this banana costume.
Gulp: [Freaking out] Matthew! I... You look so... Matthew, you can't do this sort of thing without consequences!
Matthew: I know you can't help yourself.
Gulp: [Freaking out] You don't understand. Dressing up like a banana... sitting in a giant bowl of ice cream... [Crazy] THREE KINDS OF TOPPINGS?!
Matthew: [A little startled] Are you okay, Gulp Heart?
Gulp: I can't take it anymore! I love you so much! <Voracious gobbling for 1 minute>
Matthew: Oh my gosh! Gulp Heart! Whooaa! You're eating me up! In pieces! It feels... Amazing! How?! Oh gosh! I'm in pieces. How are you... <Horny moan> Ohh! I'm gonna just be a part of your sexy... belly fat soon. Oh my gosh. I love you so much, Gulp Heeaarrrttt. [His voice progressively muffles here]
Gulp: <After he finishes eating, he is panting and smacking his lips for a little bit.> Oh my gosh that was so good. <BUUURRRRP> And yes, Matthew, you will become some of my belly fat! At least for a while.
[Music]
Thanks so much for giving me the best treat I've ever had, Matthew! But for now, I gotta go back to Care-a-Lot. [Whimpery] I think I need a nap. <Burrrp>