24 January 2025
A month has passed after Cucumber & Pickles' engagement. It was Pickles' long awaited moment he's been wanting to do for several decade throughout him and Cucumber's adventures they went through and good times too. Right now, Cucumber & Pickles are discussing plans of when their wedding will take place. They're thinking it would take place in the spring so that way their honeymoon would be more pleasant. Right in the middle of their discussions for a wedding, Cucumber's cellphone starts to ring. It's Editor Eddie, he is calling her because there's a piece of mail that was sent to his office instead of Pickles' complex. Cucumber tells Editor Eddie to forward the mail to Pickles' address so they wouldn't have to run over there to grab it.
The next day, the mail carrier starts delivering mail to the complex units including Pickles' unit and guess what the mail was? The one piece of mail that was left at Editor Eddie's office. Pickles waits for the postman to leave and opens his front door, walks down the stairs and pulls out his mail key, sticks it in the keyhole and turn it sideways and unlocks. Pickles grabbed his mail and looks through it for a little bit until he came across a piece of mail from Alabama. It was from his cousin Vinegar. Pickles walks back in his apartment and places the mail on the counter, he opens the envelope of Vinegar's letter and reads it. It read:
"Hey cousin! I have some big news for ya! First off, I am very happy that you engaged Cucumber the photographer! Me and Aunt Shirley are so proud of ya! Alright, let's get to the bottom of this. I talked with Aunt Shirley and I've decided I'm moving to Busytown. Aunt Shirley wasn't pleased at first but, after I talked her down to it saying I'm a grown-ass man, she said it was okay. So.. care to help me find a place?"
After Pickles got done reading the letter, Pickles was furious and his anger builds up so high that he ended up crumbling the letter with his hand like squeezing a stress ball. Pickles frowned and growled and started to yell. It attracted Cucumber's attention and she runs to the kitchen wondering what's wrong.
Cucumber: Pickles??? Are you okay??
Pickles: Okay?! I'm terrible!
Cucumber: What happened?? Did someone die? I hope not.
Pickles: (Mocking Cucumber's voice) No, no one died thank you very much.
Cucumber: Sheesh, what is it then?
Pickles: You see this? Look, It's from Vinegar Fucking Hollingsworth. Apparently, he's moving from Alabama to Busytown! I'm not happy!
Cucumber: Pickles! He's your cousin! Have a heart!
Pickles: Why?! So he can ruin it again?!
Cucumber: No?
Pickles: This cock washer ain't living here in my unit I'll tell you what!
Cucumber: No, I won't allow it. Why don't we find him a house?
Pickles: Count me out.
Cucumber: Pickles! I'm not doing this alone. Are you in it alone...or are we in it.. together?
Pickles: Together then. Just like newly engaged couples right?
Cucumber: Yeah. According to the date on this letter, it was sent 2 days ago. That means he's already in town. And there's even a phone number written on the paper too.
Pickles: I'm not calling him.
Cucumber: Fine, I'll call him.
Cucumber pulls out her cellphone to dial the phone number. The phone number is Vinegar's phone number so she can ask where he is. She pulls up the call app on her phone and dials the number. After all the digits were entered, she presses the call button and waits for him to pick up. A few seconds later, Vinegar answers.
Vinegar: Hello? Who's this?
Cucumber: It's Cucumber, Cucumber Nnamani?
Vinegar: Cucumber!!! Hi sexy!!! Did you hear that I just landed in Busytown??
Cucumber: Pickles did get your letter so.. yeah. Where you at?
Vinegar: I'm at the bar. Wanna meet me there?
Cucumber: Sure, we'll meet you there.
Vinegar: Okay then! So excited to have a nice life in Busytown!
Cucumber: We'll see you there.
Vinegar: K! love ya! Mwa!
Cucumber: (Hangs up)
Pickles: I just heard Vin say love you...
Cucumber: I don't think as a romantic love, just a friendly love. I already know that we're engaged so.. it's like a protection shield of our relationship. So don't worry.
Pickles: Where he at?
Cucumber: The Busytown bar.
Pickles: Ohhh great. Let's go I guess.
Cucumber & Pickles heads out the door and locks the front door and heads into the jeep and drive to the local bar Pickles typically visits whenever he's bored. They find a parking spot and parked the jeep. They step out of the car and lock the car doors and walk into the bar to find Vinegar. Cucumber looks around until she find a feline with a white cowboy hot and guess who it is? Vinegar. He's sitting at the bar drinking beer while he was waiting for the two to arrive. Vinegar was very drunk that he could barely speak normally.
Vinegar: Cucumber..! *hic* Pickles..! You came..! In my pants.
Cucumber: I'm sorry?
Pickles: He's drunk. Just ignore his bullshit.
Cucumber: Hey Vin vin, we came to pick you up and help find a home for you to live in for your new life here.
Vinegar: Yaaaaaay! *hic* Another one!
Pickles: I take this pint, Bill!
Bartender Bill: You're right, I think this guy's had enough. (Pours a glass of beer for Pickles and slides it to him and he chugs it)
Pickles: *Burp* Excuse me.
Cucumber: Lucky you're not driving. Heheh.
Bartender Bill: Remember ma'am, don't drink and drive.
Cucumber: I know Bartender Bill. And guess what? I have some news.
Bartender Bill: What is it?
Cucumber: Well... *Clears throat* Me and Pickles are...
Bartender Bill: Are what? Engaged?
Cucumber: Oh you smart son of a bitch! You know know?
Bartender Bill: I just guessed it! And congratulations Cucumber! I hope the whole world would hear about the fact you're engaged! Pickles always wanted it right?
Cucumber: Yeah he did. Right Pickles?
Pickles: Another one... (Grabs another drink of beer and chugs it)
Cucumber: Great.. I got two drunkos tagging along with me. Well, good seeing you Bartender Bill!
Bartender Bill: You too Cucumber! And congratulations Pickles!
Cucumber: Can you walk, Pickles?
Pickles: Yeah.. sure.. (Stands up and walks but in a weird way to the jeep)
Cucumber: Looks like Vinegar can't walk. Guess I don't have a choice to carry him like a fucking baby. Come on Vin vin, time to go.
Vinegar: Hold on lady, I'm almost done having sex with a dragon..
Cucumber: *Sighs* You can finish fucking the dragon later. Come on! Move it! (Attempts to carry Vinegar) Lucky you don't weight 400 god damn lbs!
Cucumber carries Vinegar to the jeep and stuffs him in the back passenger seat and puts a seatbelt on him while Pickles is sitting in the front seat just fine. Cucumber was going to start up the car until she realizes her car keys are nowhere in either of her pockets. She tries her best not to panic. Right as she was going to walk back into the bar, a French voice was heard and Cucumber really recognized it. It was Colette Francois. Colette has Cucumber's car keys and wanted to hand them to her.
Colette: Bonjour! Are those your keys?
Cucumber: Oh yes! Thank you so much Colette!
Colette: You are so welcome! (Kisses Cucumber in the cheek leaving lipstick marks on them)
Cucumber: Oh Colette! You can't just kiss the first half of the engaged couple! Give him a kiss!
Colette: Who? Cornichon?
Cucumber: Yeah! He proposed to me so give him kisses!
Colette: Very well. (Kisses Pickles)
Pickles: Ooooo..
Colette: Drive safe Cucumber!
Cucumber: I will!
Cucumber retrieves the keys from Colette and she starts up her jeep and drives off to Pickles' apartment unit so the three can find where Vinegar is going to live. Cucumber pulls up her laptop to look for homes for rent on a website. But before she could do that, She waits for Vinegar to sober up after his streak of drinking beers at the bar. After Vinegar isn't as drunk as he was no more, He sits next to Cucumber to look for homes for rent to see which one fits most. Cucumber is looking for a cheap, good home for Vinegar and a few searches later, Vinegar has found what he's looking for. But Cucumber is worried about Vinegar living alone. Pickles interrupted.
Pickles: I'm sure he'll be fine, just lock the doors and windows and curl up in your night night bed!
Vinegar: Fuck off!
Cucumber: Vin, Are you sure you're going to be okay alone?
Vinegar: Yeah, Pickles is right. I'll be fine sugar pie. (Touches Cucumber in the crotch)
Cucumber: Ah! Hey!
Pickles: (Pulls Vinegar's arm away from Cucumber's crotch) Keep.. your arm.. off my fucking... COCKAPOO!!
Vinegar: Don't touch me!!
Cucumber: Guys! I'm requesting a tour for the house Vin's looking for and we can go look at it tomorrow.
Pickles: Tomorrow??
Vinegar: Alright! Don't worry, my income is great as a country singer!
Pickles: Vinegar is not sleeping on our bed! I don't want his germs crawling up your pussy!
Vinegar: You're right. I'll sleep on the couch.
Pickles: You better not cause a blowout in your pants on my couch because if you do, I'm going to rip your face off!
Vinegar: You're welcome to try.
As night time comes, Cucumber, Pickles and Vinegar go to sleep. Vinegar is a snorer but luckily, Cucumber and Pickles couldn't really hear it across the living room to their bedroom. Pickles was just in deep sleep and Cucumber is struggling a little to sleep because of the plans to find Vinegar a new home. Morning came and Cucumber and Pickles are in the kitchen making breakfast. Vinegar wakes up with morning wood with it poking out from inside his boxer leaving Cucumber and Pickles disgusted. Pickles covers his eyes.
Vinegar: Wow! You will not believe the dream I've had! I had a dream that I got down on a French woman Cucumber was talkin' to and she gave me a lap dance and licked my penis afterwards-
Pickles: Vinegar, how the hell am I supposed to eat with your dingalinglinglingding waving like a flag? Get some pants on, dammit!
Cucumber: Are you talking about that goat I was talking to when we were leaving the bar?
Vinegar: I think so.
Cucumber: Nice try Vin vin. Colette is mostly a lesbian.
Vinegar: Whaaat? I wasn't aware of her acting like a total dyke!
Cucumber: *Punches Vinegar's arm* Go put some clothes on please.
Vinegar: Right away Cucumber. I'll be ready for the tour!
Pickles: (Continues eating his toast) When will he get laid?
Cucumber: I wish I knew. Shall we get ready to tour that place?
Pickles: Sure. With the photographer and her assistant.
As Cucumber & Pickles get ready for the house tour, they both kissed in the lips and starts to get dressed and freshen up. Vinegar is still wearing the same clothes as he was during his life in Alabama so his smell wasn't very pleasant. Cucumber and Pickles were disgusted so Cucumber has found a solution to it. She borrowed Pickles' cologne and sprays it on Vinegar and he smells a little bit better and they head out the door to find the house to tour in.
The landlord welcomes the three even though the house was supposed to be for Vinegar so Cucumber told the landlord that her and Pickles are just tagging along. They take a look around the house and they were intrigued over the design for a 2 bedroom and 1 bathroom house just for Vinegar. Vinegar is already getting the hang of it and really loves it. The landlord hands Vinegar an application to Vinegar to fill out and Cucumber helps Vinegar out with it but Pickles is just sitting there, folding his arms with a mopey look on his face turning away from Vinegar because he hated helping his own cousin. Cucumber of course knows all about applications more than Vinegar which is why she's helping him out. After all the information is filled out, Vinegar hands the application to the landlord and will let him know how things will go. So the three say goodbye to the landlord and drive back to Pickles' apartment. As soon as they got into the jeep, they hear Spencer and Sierra next door. It wasn't very good of what's going on with Spencer and Sierra because Spencer is treating Sierra poorly. Vinegar was the only one to witness it while Cucumber and Pickles were minding their own business. Vinegar tip toes over where the voices are coming from without being seen to hear what's going on.
Spencer: On your knees!
Sierra: Wh-why?
Spencer: DOWN!! NOW!!
Sierra: Y-yes S-S-spencer!
Spencer: That's it.. be a good bitch and give it a lovin'!
Sierra: S-S-Sure thing!
Spencer: After you get done, this means no going outside, you will get in my kitchen and wash my dishes, fill up my fridge, do my laundry and wipe the counters! Capische?
Sierra: Yes Spencer.
Spencer: And there will be no TV nor radio.
Sierra: NO!!! YOU TERRIBLE MAN!! PLEASE!! I WATCH TV TO MAKE MYSELF HAPPY!!
After Vinegar has heard enough, he runs back to the jeep and asks Cucumber to start driving.
Vinegar: Can we go now?
Cucumber: Sure thing Vinegar. (Starts the car and drives off)
Vinegar: Uhhh.. Cucumber...?
Cucumber: Yeah?
Vinegar: Before I got into the jeep, I heard arguing going on.
Cucumber: Where?
Vinegar: It was coming from a house next door.
Cucumber: Must be broken couples.
Vinegar: It was coming from a someone called.. Spencer?
Pickles: (Whispers to himself) Spencer Howler...
Cucumber: I think I know who that Spencer is. I think he's just taking his anger out on his girlfriend to make himself feel better. On the other hand, Sierra will do just fine.
Pickles: I hope so.
24 hours has passed and the application has been processed. Cucumber pulls out her laptop to read some emails. There was an email from Brock where he would threaten to rape her. So she blocked Brock and reported the email and moved on to the latest emails. She clicked on the latest email which is from the estate. Cucumber then reads the email and it came some good news. The email said that Vinegar will be ready to move in tomorrow. Cucumber then calls over Vinegar to tell him the great news. As she got into the part where Vinegar will be ready to move in his new home, Vinegar immediately cheered and jumped for joy. Pickles heard what's going on and he said to himself "Justice". Cucumber asks how he's going to get his stuff from Alabama like his belongings and even his motorcycle too. Vinegar said that he'll have his Alabama neighbors send it to his new house so he can furnish it when ready. Vinegar finds an air mattress so he can temporarily sleep on it at his new home while he waits for his stuff to arrive from Alabama to Busytown.
Night time arrives and Cucumber & Pickles get ready to say goodnight to Vinegar. Pickles didn't say anything so he walked off with relief on his face as Cucumber pats Vinegar's shoulder and walks into the jeep and Vinegar starts to lay on his mattress and relax from a busy week.
After their first day without Vinegar sleeping over, Cucumber looks at some articles to see what's happening in the world to photograph. She then finds Rio. She's been to Rio on her previous adventure back in 1995. She's interested in flying to Rio with Pickles. Pickles has also heard about the carnaval that's being hosted in Rio too and he would really revisit there again for the first time in 30 years and do the samba. It will take place on the 28th of February 2025. Cucumber booked a flight to Rio on that aforementioned date and Pickles will do his best to curb his enthusiasm.
The End.
