Pine martens are quite splendid beasts, so I've decided that I shall be one. Over here in Britain they are the focus of efforts to slowly reintroduce them to areas they've been pushed out of, plying them with plenty of treats such as cake and jam sandwiches to give them a boost. It helps that they've turned out to be surprisingly effective predators of the (charming but unfortunately invasive) Eastern Grey Squirrel. So apologies in advance to any skwerls if I try to chase you up a tree and bite your bum, though I might be at a loss if you just end up biting me instead!
Vital stats: About 5'8" tall Mostly vegetarian, since it's a bit impolite to eat anyone who isn't on board with the idea ;3 Spots on neck "bib" form the pattern of a constellation, though which one varies (I need to look up which one I'm sporting in this picture!)
