Psy's Pizza Order

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WARNING! The contents of this audio may be disturbing to some people. You may want to check the script before you listen to it.

Chad was played by

Nuke
The Victim was played by

qsharpe

The script is posted below!

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[Silent room]

[Dialed phone ring. Pickup. Chad has phone filter]

Chad: Thank you for calling Jiffy Pizza. My name is Chad. We've got a special on two for one bread sticks. How can I help ya?

[Psy is relatively calm although a bit on the exhausted side.]

Psy: Oh... I was calling about your menu here. Is the one online up to date?

Chad: It should be, sir. Do you have any questions about it?

Psy: Yeah, I was wondering about your toppings. How many toppings can you put on an 18 inch?

Chad: You can put up to 4 toppings before we begin charging extra.

Psy: Yeah, I guess that's not too bad. 4 huh?

Chad: Yes, sir.

Psy: Are your jalapenos fresh or pickled?

Chad: They're pickled.

Psy: Ugh Okay. I guess. Most places do it that way.

Chad: Yeah, it is what it is.

Psy: Okay, so... Hey, can you like... do a half-and-half thing?

Chad: Sure, we can do that.

Psy: Okay, so I'd like one half Jalapenos, peperoni, ham, bacon, onions, and... fuck it, add steak to it too.

Chad: Yes, sir. Got it. And the other half?

Psy: Like just completely cover it in jalapenos. Like cover it so much you can't see underneath them. That's for my roommate.

Chad: Your roommate sounds pretty tough.

Psy: [Kind of annoyed here.] Uuugghhh. Suure.

Chad: Would you be interested in any drinks or breadsticks? Remember, we got a two for one deal for breadsticks today.

Psy: Ugh. I dunno. I guess I could go for a root beer. You got root beer?

Chad: Sure do, but we don't have them in two liters.

Psy: Just one is fine. My roommate doesn't deserve any.

Chad: <Mild chuckle because he thinks it's a joke.> And any breadsticks?

Psy: I dunno if he wants any. Lemme go ask. I'll be right back.

Chad: Sure thing.

Psy: <Grunting as if getting up and mumbles to himself a little.>

[Door opens]

[Victim whimpers a whole lot when not doing his lines]

Victim: <Screams for a moment.> Please let me go! Please, I'm so sorry for everything! I don't want to die. Please! <Continues to whimper>

Psy: Do you like breadsticks?

Victim: Wha? What?

Psy: They got like a two for one deal. I was just asking to see if you wanted any.

Victim: I just want to go home! Please, god! I'm so terrified! <Suddenly chokes from his own fear>

Psy: [Really intense and angry] Do... you... fucking... want... breadsticks... Bottom?!

Victim: Y-Y-Yes. Please don't kill me.

Psy: Okay, thanks.

Victim: Wait, where are you---

[Door slams]

[Pause]

Psy: <Grunts as if sitting down> Still there?

Chad: Yes, sir.

Psy: Yeah, we'll do the breadsticks.

Chad: All right, your total will come to $46.80. Will this be pickup or delivery?

Psy: Delivery will be fine. Put the order under Phillip.

[Glitch sound and then 7 seconds of disturbing atmosphere and then glitch. End.]

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Type: Music - Single Track

Published: 2 months, 1 week ago

Rating: Mature

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