7 November 2024
Cucumber & Pickles are back on track of taking photos of the glaciers in Alaska. Pickles doesn't really tolerate the cold and luckily for them, Editor Eddie was nice enough to offer them winter coats to keep them nice and toasty. Cucumber was wearing a nice eskimo coat while Pickles was wearing a neck gaiter and a warm coat. The outfit really impressed Cucumber real good right there. They even packed hand warmers and body warmers to stuff under their clothes for pristine protection from the cold air in Alaska because it is the coldest state in the USA.
They are now off to Alaska wearing their winter coats and Cucumber pulls up her cellphone calling Editor Eddie letting him know that they arrived in Alaska and promises him to take good pictures of the glacier. Cucumber ends the call by pressing the "End Call" button on her cellphone on the touchscreen and walks back to Pickles wondering where to start taking photos. Right as Cucumber took the first picture, it didn't turn out so great because it was shaky. The reason for that was because she got hit by a snowball and so did Pickles. It was those sadistic bears Brock and Vladimir!
Cucumber: *Gasp* Who did that?!
Pickles: I say the same! *Wipes the snow off his face*
Brock: Ice ball, Bitch!
Cucumber: Oh no.. NOT YOU again!
Pickles: Leave us alone!
Brock: What's you and Penis doing? Wondering out in the cold to find another swine?
Cucumber: W-What are you talking about?
Vladimir: We heard Kevyn died.
Cucumber: Yeah, so?
Vladimir: *Punches Cucumber in the arm* That's from Kevyn from beyond the grave!
Cucumber: Fuck off!
(Brock lip syncs by mouthing out Cucumber's words to mock her)
Cucumber: Brock! Stop it! (Brock continues) Quit mouthing out my words!!
Brock: (Snickers)
Cucumber: Quit. It. NOW!!! (Brock mouths it)
Brock: (Giggles)
Cucumber: I'm serious! It's not funny!! I'm begging you to stop!! (Brock mouths it)
Brock: Ooga ooga booga dooga booga! Translation: That old fuck deserved it!
Cucumber: Why you-
Right as Cucumber was going to say something, she was thrown by a snowball but it wasn't meant to hit her, it was meant to hit Brock and Vladimir. After that hit, the person threw it at Brock and Vladimir finally.
Cucumber & Brock: Who did this?!
????: Leave her alone!
Brock: Says who?
????: Me! Now be gone! *Throws tons of snowballs at Brock and Vladimir harder and they run away*
Pickles: Gee! Thanks for saving us, lady.
????: With pleasure, I'm Hilary Blue eyes. And you must be Cucumber & Pickles, the famous travel photographers. I am delighted to meet you both. What are you up to? Were those bears trying to hurt you?
Cucumber: They always tried to hurt us. They even tried to rape me. That one with glasses even made fun of my culture.
Hilary Blue eyes: The.. ooga booga quote? I didn't know it was offensive.
Cucumber: To my kind, yes. It hurts me. But why did you throw a snowball at me?
Hilary Blue eyes: I didn't mean to, I missed and I was meant to throw it at those bears. I'm sorry.
Cucumber: It's okay Hilary. No hard feelings. We were just taking photos of the glacier.
Hilary Blue eyes: Did you take any photos?
Cucumber: I tried to take one until that asshole threw a snow ball at me. He made me drop my camera in the snow! Grrrr!
Pickles: Let's find it.
Hilary Blue eyes: Believe me, it won't be easy finding your camera in the snow because it's pretty deep in Alaska.
Cucumber: So... What do we do?
Hilary Blue eyes: Come with me to my cabin you two, I have a selection of snow shovels we can use to try and find your camera.
Hilary Blue eyes leads them to her cabin where she lives and they didn't take their coats off because they didn't want to but her cabin was really nice and warm inside.
Pickles: Whew! Sure is toasty in here!
Hilary Blue eyes: I leave my fireplace running frequently because I can't stand the cold, cold cabin.
Cucumber: I see what you mean. (Sits by the fire) Ahhhhh..
Hilary Blue eyes: Nice, isn't it?
Pickles: (Sits with Cucumber by the fire) Wait for me baby.
Cucumber: I thought you were toasty.
Pickles: I am but I wanna be with you.
Cucumber: How thoughtful of you. :3
Pickles: (Cuddles Cucumber)
Cucumber: (Cuddles Pickles)
Hilary Blue eyes: Are you ready to shovel some snow yet?
Cucumber: Oh yes, sorry.
Hilary Blue eyes: No need to be sorry. I understand you two are more than photographers. You're.. you're couples?
Pickles: Considering the fact I love her, yeah.
Hilary Blue eyes: Lovely. Let's go shovel some snow.
Cucumber & Pickles stand back up after sitting by the fireplace and gets ready to do some snow shoveling to find Cucumber's camera she dropped in the snow. Hilary Blue eyes has 3 snow shovels enough for them to do the work together. They each equip snow shovels and get to work. Cucumber was struggling pushing the scoop of snow because it was too heavy so Pickles motivated her to do it by rooting her on like a gym coach and it really did motivated her to push the snow away. Pickles did really good shoveling the snow better than pumping that handcar in the Rockies back in 1995.
Cucumber: Wow Pickles! You are strong!
Pickles: Yeah, Better than pumping that handcar or whatever the hell that thing was when we were trying to reach our train we missed.
Cucumber: All thanks to Constable Raccoon for his help. Glad to see you get tougher Pickles.
Pickles: My love motivated me to be strong to prove to you that I'm more than an assistant to you.
Cucumber: You already are.
After Pickles was discussing about their past mission in the Rockies, they get back to work by continuing their job to shoveling the snow to find her camera and Cucumber did her best to scoop carefully so she doesn't damage her camera with the sharp end of the shovel. And what luck, Cucumber found her camera! She quickly picked it up and wiped it with her glove to dry it and got back to taking photos of the glacier. Luckily, her camera was water proof so she can take photos when going to wet places like the glacier, and even pools too.
Pickles: You found your camera! Awesome! Thank you so much Hilary Blue eyes!
Hilary Blue eyes: It's my pleasure helping good people like you.
Cucumber: This place is getting boring for photos, we can't just walk around to look for a great place for photos you know?
Hilary Blue eyes: Well, you're in luck. Hop in my snowmobile, I have a fresh spot for you two.
Pickles: Ohh boy, This should be fun.
Hilary Blue eyes leads them to her snowmobile with a passenger attachment on the tailgate of the snowmobile. Cucumber & Pickles hops in the seats of the passenger attachment and Hilary Blue eyes starts up the snowmobile and it starts revving. She then steps on the gas pedal are starts driving. Pickles was enjoying the ride but Cucumber.. not so much because she thinks Hilary was going too fast.
Pickles: Yaaahooo!!
Cucumber: Aghhh!! Slow down!!
Pickles: Are you kidding me? This is fun!
Cucumber: Hold me tight Pickles! (Puts her arms around Pickles tight)
Pickles: Anything for you sweetie!
Hilary Blue eyes: Here's a good place! (Steps on the brake pedal and it stops)
Pickles: That was fun! Let's do it again!
Cucumber: How about no?
Pickles: Let's go.
They step out of the snowmobile to continue their mission for photos. Cucumber see what she never saw before, the northern lights. She was so surprised to see the northern lights in real life and decided to press record on her camera to film the northern lights dancing in the sky.
Cucumber: Oh.. my.. god.. It's beautiful!
Pickles: Looks like Kevyn is entertaining us in the sky!
Cucumber: Thank you Kevyn! Those lights are pretty!
Pickles: Him and my daddy are party animals in heaven!
Cucumber: Your what?
Pickles: Let's not continue, I wanna be happy, not sad.
Hilary Blue eyes: It sure it beautiful. Do you guys give out photos and videos to someone?
Cucumber: My boss Editor Eddie is the one who uploads them for the world to see.
Hilary Blue eyes: Ah, you even help out on the scoop of news?
Pickles: That's right, We've been with Daily Veggie since the 90s. It was like a week before I turned 19 when I went on my first mission with Cucumber. Taking photos of the scary lions.
Hilary Blue eyes: Were they that scary?
Cucumber: Oh they weren't so bad. I know what's worse than those lions. That dingo in Australia was way worse.
Pickles: He even shot her in the arm and I beat the living shit out of him. I couldn't thank one of our fans for saving Cucumber that day. I thought I was gonna lose her.
After Cucumber got done filming the northern lights, Their mission was over. They shook Hilary's hand for helping them continue their job. They head back to Busytown to give the pictures and the video of the northern lights to Editor Eddie.
Editor Eddie: Heavens! I didn't know the northern lights would be dancing in the sky at this time! Unusual!
Cucumber: I thought so too!
Pickles: And I was saying that Kevyn was lighting up the sky to show how much he still cares about us while he's up in heaven.
Editor Eddie: Maybe he is. That man was a goodie I'll tell ya wait.. Pickles? Why are you not wearing anything but your underwear?
Pickles: I'm hot. I'm crispy.
Cucumber: How? It's November! Something is up today.
Pickles: (Using his hand as a fan to cool himself off) Whew!
Editor Eddie: Anyways, thank you guys for the magnificent photos of the glacier! Especially the northern lights!
The End.
