15 November 2007
Cucumber and Pickles arrives in Wyoming for great pictures of Old Faithful. A cone geyser in Yellowstone National Park. It erupts every 44 minutes to 2 hours since the year 2000. They are even getting the eruption of the geyser on camera both photo and video. Cucumber and Pickles have arrived at Yellowstone National Park preparing to take photos of the Old Faithful. Before they get started on capturing photos and videos of the Old Faithful, Cucumber & Pickles stops at a restaurant for some brain food so they can take photos with a full belly.
Cucumber: Why ice cream? Don't you wait until after supper for dessert?
Pickles: Eh, I'm just a dessert before dinner guy. Gotta love this rocky road ice cream!
Cucumber: Who wouldn't love a banana ice cream cone?
Pickles: Yeah, Who wouldn't? (As he tries to lick his ice cream, The scoop of it falls onto the table)
Cucumber: Ummm.. Pickles? Your ice cream scoop just went bungee jumping.
Pickles: Awww damn it! Why did you have to jump off my cone you ice cold lush?! (Angerly throws his cone down on the table and some of his ice cream splattered on Cucumber's shirt)
Cucumber: *Gasp*
Pickles: Sorry! (Hands her a napkin so she can wipe the ice cream off her shirt)
Cucumber: No biggie, It's just ice cream. At least I wiped it off my shirt on time.
After Cucumber wiped the ice cream off her shirt, they are ready to order some savory food. After they ordered what they wanted, the waiter heads over to the kitchen with an order ticket so the chef can prepare their food. After the chef has prepared the food. The waiter brings the food to Cucumber & Pickles' table and they dig in. They really enjoyed the food they ate.
After they got done eating, They finally get ready for photos of the old faithful. They head over to where old faithful is for photos.
Pickles: Ahhh, nothin' like a fine meal at Yellowstone!
Cucumber: All set for photos of that geyser, A full belly and some energy too!
As they approach the Old Faithful, they see the anteater they met when they got out of jail, Foul Mouthed Francis. They walk to him to thank the guy.
Francis: Why isn't that damn geyser doing shit?!
Cucumber: Hi Francis!
Francis: What the hell you do- Wait.. are you the same kids who were framed?
Pickles: Umm, we're not kids, we're grown ups. HELLO!!
Francis: Shit, I musta mistaken you two. Now who the fuck are you two?
Cucumber: I'm Cucumber and this is my assistant, Pickles.
Pickles: We're about to get pictures of that geyser.
Francis: *Scoffs* Good luck trying to get photos on that because it ain't erupting for shit!
Cucumber: How often does it erupt?
Francis: Every 44 minutes to every 2 fuckin' hours.
Pickles: How long have you been there?
Francis: 2 hours and 20 fuckin' minutes!
Cucumber: Something fishy about this. Someone might've plugged it up to prevent it from erupting.
Francis: Plugged up? The only thing that's plugged up is that block of cheese I ate plugging my asshole, I can no longer take a shit after this.
Cucumber: Ew, too much information.
Pickles: What we're saying is that something might be covering that hole where the geyser erupts.
Francis: What's covering it? I can't see for shit!
Pickles: Cucumber, hand me your binoculars
Cucumber hands him her binoculars so Pickles can look for a hole that has been plugged by a rock or something like that. He then looks close and sees something blocking it.
Pickles: A-ha! Something IS blocking that hole!
Cucumber: Lemme see, (Takes the binoculars from Pickles and looks) Well I'll be damned. There is something blocking it.
Pickles: What can we do?
Cucumber: Come on, let's try and unblock that geyser.
As Cucumber and Pickles were about to approach the geyser, Francis grabbed Cucumber by her arm.
Francis: Now where the fuck do you think you're going madam?!
Cucumber: If you wanna see Old Faithful erupt again, We are unplugging it!
Francis: Are you fucking kidding me?! You two are going to kill yourselves!
Cucumber: Francis, Hold my camera. And keep filming until the end of the eruption!
Francis: Good luck. Lucky I know how to use a camera like this because, It's 2007.
Cucumber and Pickles walk cautiously to where the geyser is, They look carefully and try and avoid obstacles. Pickles took the photo of the plugged up geyser for evidence. He finds something to unplug the geyser without doing it with his bare hands. Cucumber has found a stick so that way she can move the rock that's covering the geyser preventing it to erupt. She then asks Francis if he's filming it.
Cucumber: Are you filming Francis?
Francis: Damn right I am! Filming your death scene!
Pickles: At least our boss will still get photos from this!
Cucumber kept poking and poking to move the rock off where it's covering the geyser until WOOSH! The geyser has finally been erupted! As it begin to erupt, It sent Cucumber & Pickles flying quite a lot of altitude to the air from the pressure that was built up from the underground. They were flying through the air and lucky for them, they landed in a nearby lake to safety. They swam up so they can breathe but Pickles is having trouble trying to float.
Pickles: Cucumber! I can't float much longer!
Cucumber: We must swim over to that surface and head back to Francis!
Pickles: I'm not a good swimmer!
Cucumber: Well neither am I but, Follow my lead!
Cucumber swims the front crawl swimming style and Pickles tried the Butterfly swimming style and they both made it to the surface. But the old faithful is far from where they are at.
Pickles: No! We're lost!
Cucumber: The hell we are. We must find our way back to Old Faithful. Come on!
Pickles: Look! It's the geyser! We don't have to walk after all!
Cucumber: (Looks at which geyser it is and it wasn't Old Faithful, it was Minute Man Geyser. Another one of Wyoming's geyser's.) That's not Old Faithful, It's Minute Man Geyser.
Pickles: Eh, I could also get a photo of that too. (Tries to find his camera but it's not with him)
Cucumber: I don't think you have your camera with you.
Pickles: Oh son of a bitch! Where could it be?
Cucumber: I hope to god it didn't end up in that lake.
Pickles: I hope not either but, Let's not worry about this right now.
Cucumber: Our main task is to get back to Old Faithful to find Francis so I can get my camera back.
Cucumber and Pickles started to attempt walking from Minute Man Geyser to Old Faithful but it was hopeless because it will take hours to walk to that distance. Right as they got to a campground, they begin to feel exhausted from all the walking.
Pickles: (Panting) I knew this was a bad idea, Cucumber.
Cucumber: I didn't... know what else to do.. So tired. (Falls on the ground and Pickles also falls on the ground close to her)
Pickles: Good lord, What a workout. (Tries to get closer to her for shelter)
Cucumber: (No words to say when all she could do was look flushed with her eyes widening and blushes)
Pickles: (Falls asleep)
As Cucumber & Pickles slumber on a dirt road from all the walking, A camper was in the middle of driving. Her name was Bikini Beverly. A frequent camper in the campsite. She hits the brakes when she sees Cucumber & Pickles lying on the road. She thought they were dead carcasses. She stops her car and steps out and checks it out. She looks a little bit closer to them to see if they're really dead and she can see that they're breathing in their sleep. She then attempts to wake them up to move them out of her way.
Bikini Beverly: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!! (Taps the two)
Cucumber: Huh? What? (Opening her eyes)
Pickles: Give me six more minutes.
Bikini Beverly: I'm sorry but you two need to wake up.
Cucumber: Who are you?
Bikini Beverly: The name's Beverly. Bikini Beverly. I camp here a lot. I was having a good time driving until I see you two sleeping in the middle of the damn road. How'd you end up here?
Pickles: We were trying to walk back to Old Faithful but it was too far.
Bikini Beverly: Funny, I was on my way to the same place. Alright, Hop in my van you two.
Cucumber & Pickles hop in Bikini Beverly's van so she can drive to the Old Faithful.
Bikini Beverly: Hmmph, You two seem awfully familiar. Aren't you the famous travel photographers that gave up years ago?
Cucumber: We're back in business since last month.
Bikini Beverly: Lucky me. I'm the chauffeur of famous travel photographers. Even better. What made you two come back to photography?
Cucumber: Well, I missed doing things like that and it motivated my boss to reopen his industry.
Bikini Beverly: Cool story girl. And you sir? Still the assistant of Miss Cucumber?
Pickles: That's right madam. I'm still her assistant and I care about her.
Bikini Beverly: I'm sure as hell you two are getting close.
Cucumber: (Embarrassed laugh)
A few miles later, Bikini Beverly arrived back at Old Faithful along with Cucumber & Pickles. She steps out of the car along with the others and Francis sees them.
Francis: Where the fuck have you two been?! I thought you'd come back right away!
Cucumber: We landed in a lake and it was too far to walk from there to here.
Francis: Neat story, I still have your camera. Take it.
Cucumber: (She takes the camera from Francis and sees how good the video was of the eruption of the geyser was)
Francis: I did my best to capture this shit.
Cucumber: You sure did. That's what we're looking for. Thank you Francis.
Pickles: You saved us once again.
Francis: Ahh, you're fuckin' welcome. By the way, I found your camera Pickles.
Pickles: I've been looking for it for a little bit but.. It's ruined..
Francis: Chin up, boy. The file is still in it.
Pickles: Two things, One, I'm not a boy, I'm a man. Two, I always have an SD card in it so all is not lost. Thanks again.
Francis then walks away from the two to do something else until he sees a hot girl and it was of course, Bikini Beverly. He then makes a move by hitting on her.
Francis: Damn girl! If I say you have a beautiful body, can I dive on in?
Bikini Beverly: You would what now?!
Francis: Dive on in, y'know.. Stick my unit in it.
Bikini Beverly: Ughh! No way! (Slaps Francis in the face) Creep!
Francis: Damn bitch!
Their mission was accomplished, Editor Eddie proud once again. He was even surprised seeing the eruption part where they were flying in the air from it.
Their next mission will be in St. Petersburg, Russia.
The End.
