Wild Foxes
A FranPaul Harvey Beaks fanfiction
Fanfic Written and cover drawn by ArchieFox203
Harvey Beaks belongs to C.H Greenblatt, Nickelodeon and Paramount
After Francois was invited by Paul to watch some tv at his house they began to feel super duper bored as there isn’t anything good on tv today, Paul asked his friend “dude, this channel is boring, can i take the remote until we find any good show to watch?”, then Francois replied to his buddy “sure… *yawns* go ahead, i hope we can overcome boredom today” said the fox boy while Paul keeps changing channels on TV until they find any good show to watch until they stop on channel 32 where it’s passing a survival show called “Adventures in the Wild” where an adventurer fox is living in the wild as nature intended to and both Francois and Paul got really interested on that show and the duo wondered how is it like to live in the wild, then Paul’s mother asks the kids to go to bed because it’s getting very late and the FranPaul duo are just kids and 8 hours of sleep is very important before a life in the wild nature.
After brushing their teeth and putting their pajamas, they head to Paul’s bedroom and it’s very messed up and he explained to his friend “don’t mind the mess Fran, my mom keeps telling me to clean my bedroom”, “i’ve seen messier bedrooms before while watching some shows” said Francois, “here’s your bed” *Francois lays on the mattress next to Paul’s bed* “It's so comfy, your mom really likes my visit” said Francois, “yeah. *yawns* Tomorrow, we’ll try adventuring in the wild hoping we can survive a week, a month if we get too adventurous”, “yeah, anyway… *yawns* good night Paul…”, “sweet dreams… Fran…” said Paul while he and his friend fall asleep while preparing themselves for tomorrow where they can try to live a new life in the wild without any commodities from the civilized littebarkians.
On the next day near Littebark’s limits upon arriving Wild Woods, Francois and Paul decided to do a bet if they don’t survive on one week they wear diapers for the next week, but before they head into the Wild Woods the dangerous forest in the region of Bigbark Woods, FranPaul decided to take off their clothes leaving them bare naked as how they came in the world. As they’re ready to adventure in the darkest woods, they decided to carry a map of Wild Woods to know the forest better and a survival book to know about the forest dangers and trying to avoid being poisoned if they get the wrong berries, and they screamed like wild animals as they shout “ADVENTURE!” and entered Wild Woods ready for a lifetime in the wild… and some quality time together as they became much closer.
After adventuring into the Wild Woods and wandering for a while, Paul said to his friend as Francois starts to feel nervous “are you scared? Maybe our bet is ending too soon and we didn’t pass day one yet” to avoid cowardice, Francois replied “what? I’m not scared, I'm feeling uncomfortable being naked in the dark woods, what if some snake bites our unprotected butts?”, “hey, i’m also naked with you, we’re animals by the way and mother nature made us that way. And whatever happens, i’ll always be there for you” completed Paul as if they’re about to do a small kiss, but then Paul’s stomach starts to growl and he said to his friend “boy, i’m hungry. Is there any berry we could find?” asked Paul while his foxy friend starts looking for some sweet berries “there you go, according with this survival book i grabbed a mix of berries we can eat now and i found some wild potatoes for our dinner”, “yummy *eats some berries* Let's save the rest of our food. Brrr it’s getting cold and dark here Fran, we may start making a campfire for us to get warm” said Paul while him and Francois gets some sticks to start a campfire while grabbing other materials to build a shelter from branches and leaves, luckily those aren’t poisoned oak branches and neither poison ivy leaves. While they prepare some roasted wild potatoes they look around if there isn't any dangerous beast about to attack their camp, then Francois asks Paul “Paul, are we very far from Littlebark?” then Paul explained to his friend “you wanted to avoid any contact with civilization and here we are, besides we could do anything we always wanted”, “anything?”, “yes, anything! Anyway… wanna do some wild cuddles?” said Paul as he and his foxy friend started to do some cuddles and snuggles like wild animals they are. Later that same night after a romantic bond, Francois and Paul were ready to go to sleep as today was kinda productive, as Paul was ready to take a nap, Francois hugged his friend for protection and said good night in a sleepy voice “nighty night Paul…”, “sweet dreams… *yawns* Fran…” and both the foxy boys sleep together in their tent ready for tomorrow and possibly the next day to be more productive.
On the next day, after waking up Francois and Paul decided to look for some more food, luckily after wandering around on their wild hike they found a river, before they prepare to catch some fish they decided to take a piss onto some bushes while they chat about their favorite stuff like favorite books, best tv show, if they both play games on each their computers… you know 2010s kids stuff. After being relieved they decided to catch some fish for dinner, a few minutes later they did a best catch and headed back into their camp, but they catched some berries to eat while leaving their fish meal for dinner tonight. While going back to their camp, they saw a huge beast roaming around the woods, so they needed to get back carefully, but Paul makes a loud fart that alerts the beast, and it chases the duo “sorry fran, my body manifests when i’m hungry!”, “not time for excuses, WE NEED TO SURVIVE THIS WOOOAAAHHH!!!” The fox duo falls on a river about to drown, and things get even worse because they’re near a waterfall, they fall even deeper in the Wild Woods, losing their map and survival guide, they luckily fall into the water unconscious.
After they miraculously survive a wet but hard death, Francois and Paul end up very lost, hungry, cold and naked. When he saw Paul still unconscious he tried to save his friend by doing CPR “don’t die now, don’t die now buddy. I still need you to finish our bet”, “cof… cof… *spits some water out of his lungs* Fran… wha… happen…?” said Paul in a very exhausted voice, “oh thank heavens you’re alive, but we still need to find our stuff to leave this forest”, “what about our bet?” asked Paul “I've decided to cancel our bet cuz our lives are more important than our dignity” explained Francois about their chances of survival being compromised. They decided to set up another camp, because it was getting dark and it might be dangerous to wander around the woods at night.
After doing another tent to feel warm, somehow Francois and his friend started to feel itchy, then they realized they have used poison ivy leaves and poison oak branches to build their new tent, then they started to scratch each other and Paul said to his friend “we need to get outta here”, “i know but we lost our map, there’s nothing we could do, WE’RE GONNA DIE HERE!” then the fox boy remembered a thing he read about on the surviving guide “what did you remember bud?” asked Paul, then Francois explained to his friend “the moss always grows in the north, and that means it leads back to civilization”, “but we don’t have our map remember?!” explained Paul, “Just trust me one last time… friend” explained Francois while he and Paul followed north, as they wandered out to escape Wild Woods they remembered their steps as they kept progressing to become more wild thanks to Francois remembering what he read in the survival book. After finally leaving the woods, they headed back to Littlebark Groove while Harvey and their friends prepared a party for FranPaul after their adventure in the wild.
As they headed back to Paul’s home, when he and Francois opened the door… “WELCOME HOME BOYS!”, “wow Harvey, you missed us so much” said Francois, “we made this party once you guys head back home and *sniffs Francois and Paul* you guys are stinky, before we continue our party you guys should take a bath” explained Harvey, “hey hey, can we do a group hug?” asked Foo, “wait guys we- *Hravey and his friends group hugged Francois and Paul* nevermind, anyway let’s head to the shower Fran”, “with pleasure, Paul” said him as they headed to the bathroom to take a long shower and pass some cream to remove the poison ivy markings, after accidentally hugging the wild foxes Fee and Foo started to feel itchy “Foo is feeling ITCHY!” Then everyone started to scratch a lot due to poison ivy markings, and Francois along with his buddy Paul had an adventure which they’ll never forget.
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