9th, March 2015
Cucumber & Pickles are driving down the Rockies for some great photos and scenery. It had been hours of driving and they are almost out of gas.
Pickles: How long do we even have..?
Cucumber: I'll tell you when we get there. Alright??
Pickles: *Takes a short nap*
Cucumber: *Still driving and unaware that the gas in her jeep is running out* Pickles, We're almost there.
Pickles: R-Really?
Cucumber: No!
Pickles: Damn! You woke me up for that? C'mon!
(Cucumber's Jeep finally runs out of gas)
Cucumber: Oh no! No! No! NOO! FUCK!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! *Angrily hitting the steering wheel* I forgot to put gas in my fucking jeep! GOD DAMMIT!
Pickles: We're screwed.. SCREWED!!! What do we do?!
Cucumber: Sit there until the sun comes up I guess?
Pickles: Oh, you'd like that wouldn't ya?
Cucumber: I don't know, Got any gas?
Pickles: Noo, Do you?
Cucumber: Umm, Noooo.
Pickles: Great! Fucking great! What? Are we just gonna sit here and wait for the fuckin' vultures eat us?!
Cucumber: Oh! You think you got good suggestions?! I'd rather wait for the sunlight than get eaten!
Pickles: Would that make ya happy? Would it?!
Cucumber: Sure as hell it would!!
Pickles: Can we just walk out and fuckin' find someone or some shit?!
Cucumber: Oh! Yeah! Sure! (Steps out the jeep and Pickles does the same)
Pickles: It's gettin' dark and already this trip has turned to shit soup!!
Cucumber: Just, Shut up and focus on finding someone!
Pickles: Alright! Let's play the quiet game then!
Cucumber: Okay! One! Two! Three! Shut the fuck up!
Pickles: (Shuts his mouth)
Cucumber: (Makes a scowl on her mouth while she's looking)
Pickles: Uhh.. Cucumber..?
Cucumber: You lose! You fucking lose!!
Pickles: I'm trying to tell you that.. Somethin' is walkin' by!
Cucumber: Don't be playing that shit, Pickles. Big foot is some silly old myth!
(The bushes move and someone is behind them)
Pickles: Ahhh! (Hiding behind Cucumber)
Cucumber: Who's there?! Come out of there!
(The person reveals themself and it's Jonathan, one of Cucumber & Pickles' devoted fans)
Jonathan: Hola, Pepino y Pepinillos! What's happening?
Pickles: Jonathan! What are you doing here?
Jonathan: Oh, just camping! What are you two doing here?
Cucumber: We're stuck. My jeep ran out of gas and we got stuck here and I forgot to put gas in my fucking jeep!
Jonathan: Dios mio, Pepino, Relax. Come with me you two, to my camp area.
(Jonathan leads them to his camp area and they sit by the fire to try and relax and they eat sloppy joes by the fire)
Jonathan: How are my homemade sloppy joes?
Cucumber: A little spicy.
Pickles: Delish!
Cucumber: But, you sure know how to set up a good camp fire.
Jonathan: So, what brings you to the Rockies you two?
Pickles: We were gonna take a photo of the beautiful mountains and scenery.
Jonathan: Awesome sauce. And I heard the jeep ran out of gas. I can help you.
Cucumber & Pickles: You can?
Jonathan: Si! I have an extra gallon of gas. I typically use this gas for camp fires but since it's getting late, I'm going to fill up your jeep with gas while you two stay in my tent and your jeep will be ready to run in no time!
Pickles: Gee, Thanks Jonathan!
Cucumber: I'm feeling kinda tired.
Pickles: I say the same thing..
Cucumber: Thank you so much, Jonathan.. You are so.. *Yawn* kind..
Cucumber then starts to fall asleep close to Pickles and he blushes and does the same
Jonathan: *Quietly* Awww, look at those two.
Jonathan then grabs the gallon of gas and fills their Jeep with it and then he sleeps in his own tent. The next morning, Cucumber & Pickles wakes up sitting on a long log.
Pickles: Huh? Where the hell are we?
Cucumber: At some campsite?
Pickles: How did we end up here?
Jonathan: You two amigos ended up here, sillies!
Cucumber & Pickles: Ohhhhhh.
Pickles: I think we better get going now, Good to see ya, Jonathan!
Jonathan: Adios, Pepino y Pepinillos! Drive safe!
Cucumber: I hope to god he really filled the jeep with gas.
Pickles: Let's keep our fingers crossed.
(Cucumber then starts up the jeep and it's running again and they drive off to take pictures of the forest, the mountains and the lakes; They took as many good photos as they can.)
When their journey in the Rockies was over, They are back in Editor Eddie's office to show off the pictures of the Rockies they've taken, Editor Eddie was of course, proud of those two for taking good photos in spite of their mishap at first.
The End.
