15th, November 2010
Editor Eddie invites the two travel photographers in his office offering them to travel to Taipei for some photos of the Taipei 101 and those two are confused on what it is.
Editor Eddie: Now Cucumber, Pickles. I would like some superb photos of the Taipei 101. Take as much great photos as you can!
Cucumber & Pickles (Unison): The tay..what now?
Editor Eddie: The Taipei 101, The skyscraper in Taipei, Taiwan. It is a skyscraper that was completed in 2004.
Pickles: What's in that skyscraper?
Editor Eddie: Oh, you're gonna love it. There's an abundance of shops and all kinds of surprises!
Cucumber: Word!
Pickles: Shops? Surprises?
They arrive at Taipei and the two are both surprised with their jaws dropping on how enormous and cool the city is. Although, they got lost in the midst of the search of the Taipei 101.
Cucumber: Where the hell are you even going?
Pickles: Where is the TP 10.. Shit! What was it called again?
Cucumber: I wish I could remember..
Pickles: At least find somewhere to eat because, I'm starvin'!
Cucumber: Good idea, Pickles.
They found street food that serves bugs, BBQ'd meat, noodles, etc
Cucumber: (She looks around deciding but is too disgusted about the bugs)
Pickles: Nothing I really want but.. Fried Centipede! (Pointing to the Fried Centipede so the server can give it to him and pays)
Cucumber: What is tha- OH GOD!! (Screams)
Pickles: Don't worry! It's dead!
Cucumber: I don't care if it's dead or not! This is disgusting!
Pickles: (Points to the Chicken Lo Mein to serve to Cucumber to make it up to her)
Cucumber: (She grabs the Chicken Lo Mein and eats it with a smite of delicacy) Yum! Better than the centipede!
Pickles: Hah! (eats the Fried Centipede and lick his mouth with delicacy) Not bad, not bad.
Cucumber: Gross..
They head back to main street of Taipei to look for the Taipei 101. While they were searching, they got greeted by Brock. A sadistic, mean, heartless, racist bear who loves to harass the photographers for his entertainment
Brock: Yo! It's not those shitty travel photographers.. Is it?
Cucumber: Uhhh.. Yeah? Who wants to know?
Brock: *Remorseless laugh* Oh my god! I can't believe it! It's really them! Ha! What pieces of shit they are!
Pickles: Exsqueeze me?!
Cucumber: At least we have the most important job unlike you, asshole!
Brock: Oh fuck you! I had several jobs! And I lost em all because you two fucks succeeded in those fucking businesses! (Pokes Cucumber and touching her)
Cucumber: Ah! Why you..
Pickles: Woah.. Brock.. What's that?
Brock: What, what is it, shit bag? (Looks at what is it without knowing he is tricked)
Pickles: (Punches Brock in the face)
Brock: OWWW!! FUCK!!
(Cucumber & Pickles runs as fast as they could)
Pickles: *Panting* Good.. we lost him..
Cucumber: Can you believe what that jerk did?
Pickles: He touched you?
Cucumber: Yes! Right on these puppies!
Pickles: Uhhh.. yes.. them..
Cucumber: Come on, Pickles. Let's find that TP I don't fucking know.
Pickles: Something 101..
They enter another street of Taipei and they notice a very tall building and their jaws drop
Pickles: Holy shit.. That most be the TP 101..
Cucumber: It must be.. Look at how tall it is.. So many floors..
Pickles: So many floors? (A little bit scared)
Cucumber: *Pulls out her cell phone and takes a picture of the outside of the skyscraper*
Pickles: Editor Eddie is gonna be thrilled about that skyscraper!
Cucumber: You can say that again!
Pickles: Editor Eddie is gon-
Cucumber: *Puts her index finger on Pickles' mouth to shush him* not really! C'mon, let's go in.
As they walk inside the Taipei 101, They are very thrilled and excited about the shops and all the fun things inside
Cucumber: Wow.. It's.. beautiful... *Snaps more pictures of the inside of the skyscraper*
Pickles: I know what, Let's check out the shops!
Cucumber: Okay then!
Cucumber & Pickles separately check out shops on their own to surprise each other with gifts
Pickles: Hmmm.. what do I want.. A ring? or a Necklace? Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, Catch a photographer from the toe.. Ah! A necklace!
Shop owner: Is there anything you looking for?
Pickles: Oh yes! This necklace!
Shop owner: Of course! 9,500 NT Dollar.
Pickles: Yes! (Whips out his exchanged card, taps it on the machine and the transaction is approved)
Shop owner: Would like gift wrapped?
Pickles: Of course!
Shop owner: (Wraps the necklace so it's nice and safe) Here you go, sir! Have a good one!
Cucumber looking at clothing and can't decide what to purchase for Pickles
Cucumber: I forgot what Pickles likes.. Hmmm..
Clothing shop owner: Hi, Need help finding anything?
Cucumber: Uhhh.. yeah.. I'm looking for a nice shirt for my assistant, Pickles.
Clothing shop owner: Wait.. Aren't you Cucumber? The famous travel photographer?
Cucumber: That's me!
Clothing shop owner: Heavens! It's really is you! I heard all about you! You take the greatest photos ever!
Cucumber: Why thank you!
Clothing shop owner: I know just the right outfit to pick out for that boy of yours.
Cucumber: *Bashfully blushes*
Clothing shop owner: How's this? (Shows her nice, retro outfit and Cucumber is amazed by it)
Cucumber: Neato! What'll it be?
Clothing shop owner: Since you're a travel photographer, I don't usually do this but.. You can have it.. free of charge!
Cucumber: Thank you so much, Sir! *Takes it*
Clothing shop owner: Have good one!
Pickles stuffs the wrapped necklace in his bag but can't find Cucumber anywhere
Pickles: Cucumber? Cucumber! Where are you? Oh god no.. No..
(He looks but she is nowhere to be seen)
Pickles: Oh god no! Cucumber!
Kebab salesman: (He heard the word "Cucumber") Cucumber kebab? Okay! Try this! (Hands it to Pickles free of charge)
Pickles: Not what I meant but.. K then.. (Tries it and shrugs) I know what to do, I'll call her!
(Pickles tries to dial her but she's not answering)
Pickles: FUCK! Where could she be?!
Cucumber is also looking for Pickles but can't find him anywhere. She picked up her cellphone and it dies on her
Cucumber: Nononono! No!!!! My phone can't die! No!
Cucumber: Pickles! Where are you?? God dammit! Answer me!
(Same thing happened like to Pickles and someone offered a pickle sandwich for Cucumber to try and she eats it and shrugs)
Cucumber: *Sits by the fountain crying* Pickles.. *sniffs* This is all my fault.. Editor Eddie is gonna kill me.. I lost my assistant.. I'll never forget the times I spend with him.. *sniffs* Ohhhhoohooh.. *Puts her hands on her eyes bawling* If only I could hear his voice again.. Ohhh I'm so lost..
Pickles: (From a distance) You can say that again!
Cucumber: Pickles..? Is that really you?
Pickles: Cucumber?
Cucumber: Pickles!! (Runs to him and hugs him)
Pickles: Where the hell were you? I've been looking for ya!
Cucumber: I asked the same question! You scared the shit outta me!
Pickles: I am so sorry! I tried calling ya but you didn't answer!
Cucumber: That's because I phone died!
Pickles: Come on, Cucumber. This is not the time to argue! I was worried sick and it ends with my finding you here!
Cucumber: You're right.. I was at a clothing shop and.. I bought you this.. (Shows Pickles a fancy, retro outfit)
Pickles: For me? Wow! Well.. I bought you something as well! (Shows her the necklace)
Cucumber: For me?? Awww it's so beautiful!! *Hugs Pickles again and kisses him on the cheek*
Pickles: *Blushes and makes a quirky grin*
The photographers are back at Editor Eddie's office seeing the photos Cucumber took
Editor Eddie: Welp, you too have done it, Those are the most magnificent pics I've ever seen of the Taipei 101! You guys are the greatest!
Cucumber: We even got each other gifts too! Pickles got me this nice necklace while I got him a nice outfit. Now where could Pickles be?
Pickles: (Wearing the outfit and acting stylish) Groovy!
Cucumber: (Giggling)
The End.
