The hedgehog triplets Bucky, Quillo and Spike are using their quills to play the drums.))
HEATHER
I'm in the business of thievery
Let's take it from the top
Gotta save up for the winter, tummy ticking like a clock
It's a matter of time before I hibernate
When I thought they were mine, you locked them up inside the house
HEATHER
I waited eight long weeks, you finally set them free
I told them I couldn't lie, they were the flavour for me
Chilli dust and my mouth had caught on fire
You got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile
((Bucky, Quillo and Spike do a theatrical drum fill, a wisp of smoke rises from the drums as they play.))
HEATHER & RJ
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But your Spuddies all belong to me now
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal them all away from you now
HEATHER & RJ
But God, does it feel so good
'Cause I got them where I want them now
And if you could, then you know you would
'Cause God it just feels so
HEATHER
It just feels so good
RJ
Pest repellents they don't matter, hungry critters never change
A food source, you're nothing more
I'm sorry, that'll never change
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
I'm sorry, honey, but I passed it up, now look this way
RJ
Well, there's a million other humans who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
They want and what they want, it's easy if you do it right
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse
HEATHER & RJ
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But your Spuddies all belong to me now
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal them all away from you now
HEATHER & RJ
But God, does it feel so good
'Cause I got them where I want them right now
And if you could, then you know you would
HEATHER
'Cause God, it just feels so
It just feels so good
RJ
I watched the wildest flavours come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watched the wildest flavours come true
Not one of them involving
((Heather and RJ enthusiastically play the guitar riff together. Hammy uses one of those money guns but with Spuddies instead of money to shower the audience with Spuddies potato chips.))
I've gotten a little bit addicted to writing these hehe. The idea of the cute cartoon animals rocking out and singing together is just too fun and I can't resist writing more
