Sir! Recruit Freddy Fox requests permission to speak to Drill Instructor Sergeant Bear, Sir!
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What the? A little young to be in army boot camp ain't ya?...Come with me to my office. I'm gonna make a phone call to that recruiter who sent you here. Then I'll have to notify your parents to come and get you. The rest of you, ten hut! Head and eyes straight to the front.
I have to say that one is creative. ~~~ Quote: *Sir! Recruit Freddy Fox requests permission