(K) Some are wondering where else we have traveled. Even with our own main advetures of life, we do have many other tales to tell. Some more in depth than others, some more calm and serene.
Then we have the sexual escapades Shade and Melissa get in trouble with. Mostly Shade.
I think a good example to bring up about you two is your adventure over in the Kalos region. And how a certain boom of Furfrou appeared very quickly in the area one year. And some strong ones too.
(S) Hey, that isn't true. I didn't fuck just Furfrou.
(K) Yes, but Furfrou is popular in that region.
(M) Shade also had some fun with some Goodra we found. And I will say this, what people said is true. They love giving hugs.
(S) Yes and they were also very slimy. I can still feel the slickness from their slime on me to this day. Both inside and outside.
(V) Isn't one of the masseuse you pay a visit to at the spa a Goodra?
(S) Yes, she is and you all have met her. She's a sweetheart and really does a mean deep tissue massage.
(K) I will admit Ginna does know what to do. Liam and I do need to schedule a date to head over there.
(M) Yeah he needs it bad. How's his back doing by the way?
(K) He's doing better. He just needs to be careful bending over to lift stuff up.
(V) I still can't believe that bookcase fell apart like that. It wasn't even that old.
(S) Veronica, sweetie. I could go on for hours on how shit quality control is, but I'd rather not. Let's go ahead and get back onto the topic.
(M) Yeah. Like... that bat girl thing we met in the cave systems in Kalos. She was like... related to fruit bats right?
(S) Yeah. Noivern species are related yes. And I know how that came to be as we had gotten some fresh fruit salad from one of the restaurants in Lumoise City.
(M) I remember her licking your lips constantly cause you still had some pineapple juice on your face.
(S) Oh definitely. Expensive as the food was there, it was damn well better than expected. Would I say the price was worth it? No, not at all. But it is a classy type that I can at least let it slide as it is not that bullshit stereotype to where small tiny portions that are presented in the finest way, that end up tasting like hot trash. No, these were decent portions.
(M) If we ever planned to head there again, we should see about stopping by that one restaurant with the exotic bubble drinks. I want more of that banana tea.
(V) Banana tea?
(K) I thought you hated bananas Mel?
(M) I hate the fruit itself, but if it is mixed well with other stuff then it is alright. This tea though was milky and had a very smooth texture going down. I liked it.
(S) I think I know which one you are talking about. We might be able to get some nearby in town.
(M) Really? Where at?
(S) I saw a bubble tea shop open up recently, maybe we all can go after getting Liam his massage treatment. I might join in with the appointment with the naga they hired.
(K) Oh? They doing the coiling treatments now?
(S) Given the new options, yeah. I'm hoping this one can help pop some joints I've been meaning to have pop. They just don't want to for some reason. And as much as paying Ginna a visit for such a thing would be nice, she gets booked easily and it's kinda hard to get that feel.
Plus the last time I got coiled was back in Sarydia many years ago. Haven't had that experience since.
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(K) Back onto the topic of Kalos. I remember seeing some reports of a secondhand pokemon daycare setting that got shut down. Care to explain what you two did?
(M) In our defense, we helped out those that were shoved in there. The owners were really skeevy.
(S) Melissa's right sis. While we were involved with it yes, we did rat them out in the end.
(K) Go on?
(M) So after exploring the region a bit for basic sightseeing and such, we came across a daycare that was hiring. Just so we had some cash on hand because a lot of stuff is expensive there, we took it up.
(S) I didn't really want to at first because I am sketchy of a lot of humans. These guys definitely were up to something since they hired us both on the spot, no interviewing at all.
(V) That already sounds suspicious enough. Especially towards you two of all people.
(M) I know. Not many furs are out there in Kalos. Pokemon, yes. Furs? Not so much.
So what we did was tend and take care of any passing by Pokemon that trainers either leave for training purposes, babysitting, or the ones who sadly leave their pokemon there. That last one may be because of the responsibilities they couldn't handle.
(S) It's sad. I at least managed to cheer most of them up. Well.... except two...
(V) What happened?
(S) I'd rather not talk about it. It wasn't a pretty scene to say the least.
(V) Oh.... gotcha.
(M) The job was easy to handle them. Keep them fed, active, and happy.
(K) Something doesn't add up to what I read then. I can only assume this was a facade for the real schemes?
(S) Correct. Truth is, we were tending to the pokemon left at the daycare, so the owners could sell them. Surprise! We were slavers.
(K) Oh good lord.
(S) Yeah. How we found out was a week later after we started working with them to where a few pokemon had gone missing. The trainers that had come to pick them up was not happy to hear that their pokemon had escaped.
(M) Which was not true as we kept a good eye on them all.
(S) After that we did some snooping around and found some of the missing pokemon getting moved about elsewhere by some of their own pokemon.
(M) When we saw that, you can say both of us flipped and attacked. Which was not a smart idea against ones that breathe fire.
(S) Yeah. Pyroars can be vicious when pissed off. But, so can I.
(M) What was that other one helping escort the caged pokemon again?
(S) Ugh, that stupid freaky tree thing. I hate that one so much.
(M) Yeah, that one.
(S) I let my guard down and next thing I know is this thing coming out of nowhere with one of the owners and sucker punching me right in the side.
(K) So you two got caught?
(S) Unfortunately. Dude ordered his tree to drain us dry. And it did some magic of its own and snared vines on us both and did just that. We woke up caged ourselves with nothing on our backs.
(V) How did you both manage to escape and save the pokemon they were selling?
(M) We had to wait a while for the guy to disappear to let his buddy know about us. He left his pokemon to guard us to make sure we don't escape.
(S) While I would have busted my way out of the cage and attack, that tree drained me horribly. I almost wanted to vomit at the time with how bad my stomach felt. Probably whiplash from getting socked by a god damn log.
(M) I couldn't do much myself either. However, this was where being nice paid off.
(K) And by that, you mean the other pokemon?
(M) Bingo. A few managed to escape from their bindings and tag teamed the tree. Once they managed to bring it down, they busted open our doors and we gathered what we had out of there and help sneak them out.
(S) We set an established path away from the daycare to get the escort ready and me and two little yellow lizards. Those two tagged along because they were able to generate electricity and this came in handy because muscles for brains came back and saw we escaped.
He immediately found us after we busted a cage opened with some rare pokemon in it. He was pissed and was ready to destroy me. But that didn't come to be as the two lizards let loose a combined bolt of electricity into him and knocked him unconcious.
(V) Wouldn't that have killed him?
(S) I wish. But no, he was still breathing. I made sure to tie him down though so he doesn't get any ideas of escaping.
(K) What about the other one? Where was that human at?
(M) Sadly we never did find him. He must have gotten the idea that things were going wrong and bolted.
(S) Or was the one leading some of the cages out to a specific area to deal with the merchandise. But yeah, never saw that one again. And he better hope he doesn't find us either. I got a bone to pick with him.
(M) Once dumbass was tied up and all the enslaved ones freed, we caused a ruckus to lure in the local authorites and that's that.
(K) Well at least it is a good thing to here that not all that you two did over there was sexual. But do you think that will be the end of that?
(S) I think you know the answer to that sis.
(K) True.
