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Character Sheet for The man is Ed Carlson. The troll on TV is Grit Troll.

Sex/Gender

Both male

Species

man and troll

Age

Ed is 52. Grit is 326 (still young for a troll).

Character Description

Ed...Husband, and father three boys. Works as a warehouse supervisor. Grit...He and his business partner, Grimey Troll, constantly conjure scam schemes and mischief. And the two Trolls have outstanding warrants in several U.S. states, Mexico and Canada.

Personality

Ed...No nonsense type. Good family man, but could use a corse in anger management. Grit..He and grimy are arrogant smart asses. They little respect for themselves, much less for anyone else.

Likes/Dislikes

Ed...Likes others doing right. Can't stand a smart ass. Grit...Likes mayhem, causing problems for others, etc.

Background/History

Ed...Born, raised and resides near Los Angles, California. Has a degree in business management and served four years in the U.S. Army, obtaining the rank of sargent. Grit...He and grimy served also...several prison terms. They're from Planet Morain. Other extraterrestials call it Planet Moron for the stupidity of those who live there.

Relatives/Family

Ed...Wife,Donna Three sons Ed Jr.,Eric and James. Grit...A few ex-wives, partners out of wedlock and various legit and illegit kid trolls he refuses to pay child support for.

World/Setting

Ed...Suburban America. Grit...From a planet in total chaos. Now lives in a L.A. slum.

Body

Ed...Thin build with large features (you can see it in the size of his hands). Neatly groomed. Grit...and Grimey...Dirty, stinky, unkempt.

Clothing

Ed...Dresses conservative, sometimes out of style clothes. Grit (like other trolls)...Unclothed. They are covered with hair.

Accessories

Ed...Credit cards, old technology cell phone, Timex, analog watch with twist-o-flex band, wedding ring. Grit...Just himself.

by

moyomongoose

Gallery

The man with the broken chair noticed his kids watching the Grit and Grimey Show on TV. The show with the two trolls are a bad influence on youngsters. The dad tried turning off the TV...it did not turn off. He then cut the cord with pruning clippers...he only accomplished putting arc burns on the clippers and the show remained on. He then yanked the remaining piece of cord out of the receptacle. He finally resorts to grabbing a chair from the dining table set and commenced smashing the TV but Grit Troll remains on the TV taunting him. The wife is calling from the kitchen "Honey! What's going on in there?!" The man finally hops in the car, speeds off with tires squalling to the TV station. Storms into the station and busts Grit Troll in the chops, knocks the camera troll, Skuzzie-Bug Troll, smooth out, and almost get Grimey Troll as Grimey manages to get away from him. 30 minutes later, the police are knocking on the front door of the family's house.

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