Is a rainy night in Gravity Falls, inside their room in the Mystery Shack, Dipper and Pacifica are playing Battleship – I’m gonna say, B-5 – Dipper says – Miss – Pacifica says, placing the marker on B-5, where there’ no ship – Kids! Come quick! – they hear Stan calling them. On the sitting room, Stan is sit on the yellow sofa, wearing his underwear, and watching the TV while laughs – I need you to laugh at this with me – the twins look at the TV, and see a new TV commercial of Gideon – Ugh, Gideon – Dipper says – I don’t get it, how he keeps his psychic act if he no longer has that freaky medallion? – Pacifica ask – Don’t you remember? He uses obviousness with oblivious customers – Dipper replies, and the commercial ends with a model of Gideon’s Tent O’ Telepathy falling over a model of the Mystery Shack – Lately he filled his head with the idea to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack – Stan says, and Wendy approaches – One time, I caught him stealing my moisturizer, and let’s not forget how he almost forced Mabel into an unwanted relationship – And Soos, who hold a broom, also approaches – And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together – Are you really not worried he can take the Shack, Gruncle Stan? – Dipper asks – Please, the only way Gideon’s taking over this shack is by breaking in and stealing my deed – Stan says, before everyone hears a crash of breaking glass – You mean like right now? – Wendy asks worried.
In Stan’s study, the window is broken, and Gideon is in front of a safe, pressing the keys of the keyboard in the box – Uh, thirty-eight? Forty-one? Oh, heavens to Betsy! – Gideon! – He hears Stan behind him – Well, well, Stanford – he turns to the door, where he sees Stan, the twins, Wendy and Soos – My arch nemesis, we seem to have entered a dangerous game of cat and mouse, but the question remains, who is the cat, and who is the… - Gideon says before being interrupted – Soos broom – Stan says, Soos, gives him the broom, and Stan walks to Gideon – Oh no! not the broom! – and Stan begins to pursuit Gideon while sweeps behind him, until Gideon runs out of the shack – You mark my words, Stanford! One day I’m gonna get that combination! And once I steal that deed, you’ll never see the Mystery Shack again! – Gideon says – Good luck, bucko! – Stan says before going inside the shack, closing the door – HA! The combo to that safe is in the one place he’ll never find it, my brain! – Stan says to the others, while Gideon spies through a window, before leaving – Your brain isn’t as safe as you might think, Stanford Pines! – Gideon says while takes out from inside his jacket the Second Journal, and begins to flick through it – This is the last straw, is time to unlock the journal’s greatest secret – A lightning lights Gideon, making him project a shadow with the form of a triangle with one eye and a top hat, covering the shack
Dreamscaperers
Inside the shack, the twins, Stan and Wendy watch a western in the TV, but they look bored – Gruncle Stan, why can’t we watch a better movie? – Pacifica asks – Because I relate to this – Pacifica looks at the screen, and sees an old cowboy – Because the main character is as old as you? Or because the movie is as old as you? – she says sarcastically, making Dipper and Wendy giggle, they then see at the door how a frying pan passes flying, and Soos suddenly appears, alarmed – Dudes! There’s a bat in the kitchen! It tried to touch me with its weird little bat fingers – Don’t worry, I got this under control – Stan says – Dipper, take care of that – Dipper open wide his eyes, making Pacifica giggles, Dipper makes a serious face, and walks towards Soos – Ok Soos, let’s get cracken – and both walk to the kitchen. Uh, I though the kid would rebel, but he just accepted without say a word – Stan says – Why he should rebel? Is not like he can’t do it – Pacifica says – Bah!, he’s just a little coward who doesn’t dare to stand firm against abuses – Stan says, but in that moment, Pacifica grabs him from the neck of his shirt, approaching him to her, looking at him with anger, making him worried – Never talk about Dipper like that again – Stan sweats, and Pacifica leaves him – Wow, and to think the first day I met you, you wanted a bear chew him and spit him – Wendy says with a smile – That’s because I have learned to know him and respect him – in that moment, Dipper’s screams are heard, along with the sound of a ruckus – Dipper! – Pacifica screams while runs to the kitchen.
Minutes later, in the kitchen, Dipper is sit on a stool, Pacifica is applying to Dipper a brown disinfectant with a brush, while Soos puts a bandage around his head – Stan is very unfair, why he always picks you when the chore is painful or difficult? – Pacifica asks – Don’t worry, Paci, I’m used to deal with savage creatures, ow – Dipper replies to her – Of course I’ll get worry, Dipper, you’re my love… lovely brother, and I want to have you complete for years and years – she says, when they hear Stan’s voice far – The sink’s clogged! Dipper, get in here and fix it! – Stan says, making Pacifica angry, and yells in his direction – Dipper is hurt after that last chore, he can’t help you now! – Ok then you come and do it! – Stan says, making Pacifica growls – Don’t worry, I’ll go – Dipper says, trying to get up, before Pacifica makes him sit again – No, you get here and get better, I’ll go – and she goes out of the kitchen – Dude, I’ll love to have a sister as thoughtful as her – Dipper giggles, and sees Soos with a smile – Sorry, Soos, but she’s mine.
On the forest, Gideon has surrounded a picture of Stan, that has a red X crossing over Stan’s eyes, with lite candles – You think that combination’s safe in your mind, Stanford? We’ll see what my new minion has to say about that – he takes out the second journal, opening the book on a page that says “Creature #326”, and sees a triangle with arms, legs, a single big eye, a bow and a top hat, surrounded by a circle with ten different emblems, and in the next page, says “Summoning” – Triangulum, etangulum veneforis dominus ventium, veneforis venetisarium! – Gideon says. Out of the shack, Soos is sweeping, when he hears Gideon’s laugh – I better check out – Soos walks, and sees Gideon, who bends of pain, before falling over his knees, with his eyes bright blue, and chanting something in an unknown language; a thunder sounds, and the clouds on the sky begins to move fast, despite there’s no wind blowing. In the sky in front of Gideon, a portal in the form of a triangle surrounded by fire opens, and an eye appears along an evil laugh, the portal then turns in the triangle in the journal, and begins to examine his surroundings – Oh! Oh! Gravity Falls, it is good to be back! – the triangle turns yellow surrounded by a white aura, and floats towards Gideon – Name’s Bill Cipher, and I take you’re some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? Ha ha, I’m just kidding, I know who you are, Gideon – Bill says - What… what are you? How do you know my name? – Gideon asks scared – Oh, I know lots of things, lots of things – Bill says the last in a distorted voice while his body shows different places of Gravity Falls – Hey, look what I can do – he looks to a deer near, the deer looks at him, Bill makes him a signal with his hand to approach, the deer opens his mouth, and his teeth flies out of his mouth to Bill’s hand, who gives them to Gideon – Deer teeth, for you, kid! Ha ha ha ha ha – Gideon leaves the teeth in horror – You’re insane! – Gideon says – Sure, I am! What’s your point? – Bill says while makes a circle in the air with his hands, and the teeth goes back into the deer’s mouth, Gideon tries to compose, and looks with seriousness to Bill – Listen to me, demon! I have a job for you, I need you to enter the mind of Stanford Pines and steal the code to his safe! – Soos covers his mouth after hearing that, while Bill laughs – Wait, Stan Pines… you know what, kid, you’ve convinced me, I’m sold! I’ll help you with this, and in return, you can help me with something I’ve been working on, we’ll work out the details later – Bill says, approaching to Gideon, who smiles, and stretch his hand – Deal – Bill’s hand is covered in a blue fire, and shakes Gideon’s hand – Well, time to invade Stan’s mind, this should be fun! Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Bye! – Bill disappears in a beam of light; everything recovers its colors, Gideon and Soos have their eyes close, and then both open them – It worked! – Gideon says, laughing evil, Soos then leaves.
Out of the shack, Pacifica comes out of the toilet out of the shack, holding a toilet plunger, latex gloves, and her breath; she approaches to Dipper, who is sit next to the totem, and she opens her mouth, exhaling, and breaths deep – I told you about the gas mask – Dipper says – I’ll remember it next time – then, Soos approaches to them – Dudes, we’ve gotta help Mr. Pines! – and Dipper stands up – What’s wrong? – Dipper asks – Gideon is using this evil triangle guy, he said he’s gonna break into Stan’s mind, and steal the combination to his safe! – Soos says – Soos, I’m getting used to you talking nonsenses, but this time, I don’t get what you’re saying – Pacifica says – Wait, triangle guy? – Dipper takes out the 3rd journal, and begins to pass the pages – I think I’ve seen something like that before in the journal – Dipper stops, and shows Soos a page, where appears Bill – This triangle guy? – Dipper asks – Yes, dude, that’s him! – Dipper turns the journal to him, and begins to read – Beware of Bill, the most powerful and dangerous creature I’ve encountered, do not summon at all costs! Whatever you do, never let him into your mind – Dipper says – Then Stan… - but before Pacifica can continue, the three hears a strong Stan’s grunt coming from inside the shack, and when they look at it, they see a blue light coming from the windows, the three runs inside, into the sitting room, where they see Stan, sitting in the sofa, with the eyes open, bright with an intense blue light – Gruncle Stan! – Pacifica says, Stan begins to convulse – Dipper is there something we can do? – Pacifica ask, Dipper takes out the journal, opening it in the page of Bill - It is possible to follow the demon into a person’s mind and prevent this chaos, one must simply recite this incantation – Dipper says – Great, let’s go inside then, dudes, or Gideon might steal the shack, or worse! – Soos says – Then get ready, guys, we’re about to journey into the most horrifying, disturbing… - Dipper says, when – Forget the lecturing monologue and just chant that spell! – Pacifica says.
Moments later, the lights of the shack are turn off, Stan is surrounded by lighten candles, with Dipper, Pacifica and Soos surrounding him, while Dipper reads the journal – Place your hands in his head – The three places a hand in Stan’s head, and Dipper begins to read – Fidentus omnium, magis omentium, magnesium adharminum, magnum opus! – The eyes of the three begin to expel a blue light - Habeas corpus! Insectus nominus overrates! Mags tremensium! Magis tremensium! – Stan open his eyes, these turn white, and a white light surrounds the place.
Immediately, Dipper, Pacifica and Soos find themselves in what it looks like a forest surrounded by mist – Oh, what the...? – Soos exclaims – They see in front of them a gray disturbing copy of the Mystery Shack, while it keeps the shape of the shack, everything looks out of place and/or different sizes – Whoa! This is Stan’s mind? – Pacifica asks – Huh! Figures there would be a lot more hot old ladies – Soos says – I could fix that – everyone stops, and in front of them, Bill descends floating, rotating a cane with his hand – It’s him! It’s the guy! – Soos says nervously while points to Bill – Ah! Stan’s family, we meet at last, Question Mark, Llama, Pine Tree, I had a hunch I might bump into you… wait – Bill floats towards Dipper and Pacifica, making a sound of sniffing them, before returning to his initial place – Why your blood smells so familiar?... ah who cares?! I’ll remember later! – he places his fingers as if were a gun, and shoots a red laser to Dipper, making him a big hole in the middle of his chest – AHHHHHH! – Dipper screams, but he begins to calm, while Pacifica approaches scared to him – Dipper! – she screams – Don’t worry, I’m ok – Dipper says – But how? – Pacifica asks – Maybe because we’re just an astral projection inside Stan’s mind, while our real bodies are still out – Dipper analyses – Oh wow, we have another poindexter in the Pines’ family tree – Bill says – Enough, we know why you’re here! – Dipper says while points to Bill – And we’re here to stop you! – Pacifica remarks – Unless you already have the code – Soos says – I wish, inside the shack is a maze of a thousand doors representing Stan’s memories, and behind one of them is a memory of him inputting the code, I just need to find it, and Gideon will pay me handsomely – Bill says – Not if we stop you! – Pacifica says – HA! Fat chance! I’m the master of the mind, I even know what you’re thinking right now! – Bills says while his body is surrounded by a blue flame, he snaps his fingers, and a bag of burrito’s snacks appears in Soos’ hands – Oh, dude – he opens the bag, grabs a punch, and begins to eat it – Mmm, taste so real – Soos says – You’re out of your league, kids, turn around now, before you see something you might regret, later, suckers! – Bill says while tips his hat, and goes inside the shack – Follow him! – Dipper says, and the three goes inside the shack.
The inside of the shack looks as an Escher landscape made of a lot of stairs in the middle of the space going everywhere, and a lot of doors at the end of them – I wonder if the inside of every mind looks like this – Pacifica says. They walk down for a stair, reaching the entrance of a passage that says “MEMORIES”, the three go inside, and sees a lot of open doors, showing a variety of Stan’s memories – Whoa, look! All of Stan’s memories – Soos says – Let’s search for that code – Pacifica says, and the three divide.
Dipper opens a metal door, where he sees a memory of a younger Stan in jail next two other criminals – Nope – Dipper says while closes the door. Soos open a wood door, where he sees a young Stan, dressed a s door-to-door salesman, selling vacuums and failing – Nope – and closes the door. Pacifica opens a little wood door, where he sees an uncomfortable dinner of Stan with Lazy Susan, before running out of it – Yeesh, now I know why he hasn’t going out with her again – Pacifica says before closing the door. Then suddenly, they see a door that says “DANGER KEEP OUT DIPPER MEMORIES” – Hey look, memories about me – Dipper opens the door, but immediately, Pacifica closes it – Dipper, no – Pacifica says – Oh come on!, I just what to know what the man think about me – Dipper says, trying to open the door again – Dipper, this is not the moment for that, we have to find that code before the demon does it, that’s our priority – Pacifica says firmly – (sigh) You’re right, we have no time to lose – Pacifica smiles, and the three keep walking – Hello! Code of Stan’s safe, where are you? – Soos asks, he opens a wood door, where he sees during night, Stan pressing a code in the candy’s dispenser, opening a secret door – If only people knew the truth that’s hidden behind this vending machine, and that I secretly have a… - Stan’s memory says, before Soos closes the door – Booring!. The three arrive to a wall where there is a door made of wood planks, and that says TOP SECRET – All right guys I have a good feeling about this door – Pacifica says, she opens the door, and sees Stan, in the bathroom, wearing only trunks – Hey, Mr. Tummy – and begins to press it from his love handles, speaking in a high-pitched voice – Hey, Mr. Stan! – Pacifica giggles, and begins to look something inside her clothes – Bad I don’t have my cellphone, I want to keep a recording of this - and closes the door.
Oh, we’ve been searching forever, what if the triangle guy finds the memory before we do? – Soos asks – If we wanna find Stan’s memory, we gotta think like Stan – Dipper says, thinking – He’s always hiding stuff, right? – Yeah! Like how he hides his arrests warrants under that rug in the gift shop? – Soos says – Soos, that’s it! Look! – she says while she points at the rug in the hallway, the three walks to it Pacifica removes the rug, and they see another door; she opens the door, and the three look a memory of Stan placing the deed of the shack inside the safe, and inputting the code, but Soos closes the door before they can see the full sequence – Dude, we found it! – Soos says, and the three cheers – But now what? – Pacifica ask – Let’s destroy the door before Bill can find it – Pacifica sees a decorative armor holding an axe, she grabs the axe, and lift it over her head, when – Wait! I should do it! – Soos says, stopping Pacifica – My big fat arms are great at destroying stuff – Um… okay – Soos stretches his arm, making an effort of concentration, then, the door lifts, surrounded by a white and blue aura, amazing Dipper and Pacifica, but in that moment, another Soos appears behind the first – Dude, I just saw a memory of Stan roller skating and wearing short-shorts, didn’t look… didn’t look half bad – the new Soos says, making Dipper and Pacifica look at them worried – Hey, something weird is going on here – the new Soo says while looks the other Soos with the door floating over his hand, who begins to laugh, sounding as Bill, and then that Soos transforms into Bill – Boy, you kids sure are gullible! I knew you’d lead me straight to the code! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it’s funny how dumb you are – Bill says while places the door at his back, making it disappear – Oh yeah? well, you’re a… is hard to think in a good insult when you look like that – Pacifica says – Later, Suckers! – and Bill flies fast far from them – Let’s go! – Dipper says, and the three run after him.
In his way out, Bill hears the ring of a phone, making him stop, he sees his bow tie vibrating, he presses him, and this transforms in a screen where appears Gideon – Yello? – Bill! Did you find the memory with the combination yet? – Gideon asks – Relax, short stack, I got it right here – Bill answers – Ha ha ha ha ha, perfect! Now give it to me and I’ll fulfill my end of the bargain – Gideon says – Finally, it’s… you got a pen there? – Bill asks while he takes out the door with the memory – It’s 13, 44 – But in that moment, the axe Pacifica grabbed appears from a side, hitting the door, taking it out of Bill’s hand – Ah! No no, wait! No! – Bill runs behind it, but the door falls inside a memory, where Stan shows a Bottomless pit – Ha ha ha! Boom! – Bill hears Pacifica’s voice from behind him, where Dipper, Pacifica and Soos are – The shack is safe! – Soos says – The deal’s off! – Gideon says angry – Wait! No! wait! – Bill says alarmed – I’m switching to plan D – Gideon says before cutting communication with Bill, who breaks in pieces, only leaving his arms, legs and eye floating.
Bill looks angry at the guys, his body reconstructs, and he turns all red of anger, turning towards them – YOU! You can’t even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I’m like when I’m mad?! – Bill says in a distorted and scary tune; he opens his eye wide, and a series of symbols begin to appear in it, making Dipper, Pacifica and Soos look worried, then, a circle of fire surrounds all of them; Bill ups his arms, a giant Stan’s head made of rock rises from the ground, with the four of them on the top of his hat, Bill begins to grow, covering the four with his shadow – So I guess he gets really mad when he gets mad – Soos says unworried; then, electric sparks appears around Bill’s body – EAT NIGHTMARES! – says while lightning comes out from his body – Nightmare? Hope he doesn’t mean that British dog-man I’m always dreaming about – Soos says, a lighting hits the ground in front of him, and appears a brown bulldog wearing a green bowler, a green jacket, a monocle over his right eye, holding a walking cane on his leg frontal paw, walking over his hind legs, and is as tall as Soos – ‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello! Who’s crike for a shdig in the pudding? – the dog-man says while gives a hits with his cane to Soos in his stomach – Ah! It’s everything I ever feared! – says Soos panicked. YOU! – Bill says, he shoots from his left index finger a red ray to Pacifica, she covers with her arms, but Dipper places in front of her, and is hit by the ray – DIPPER! – Pacifica screams in shock, seeing how Dipper is surrounded by a black sphere.
Dipper looks around him all has turned black, he sees no one and hears nothing, when suddenly, a lighting appears, making him cover his eyes, when the thunder roars, he opens his eyes, and sees he’s in a graveyard, with the Northwest Mansion at his back, he looks the tombstone of the closest grave, and sees in shock that the tombstone says:
Pacifica Elise Northpines August 31, 1999 – July 12, 20XX Death by Living a Forbidden Love
No, NOOOO – Dipper says in agony, before kneeling in front of the grave – Paci (sob) why? – Dipper says in deep sadness – Why you ask? – Dipper hears an adult male voice behind him, and when he turns, he sees in horror shadow figures with bright eyes, that resemble his parents, with the one resembling his father talking – We asked you to watch over your sister, and what did you do? court her? making her fall in love with you? You?! Her own brother?! – Didn’t you know a love like that shouldn’t have happened? And look what you caused – his mother says, pointing to the tombstone – She couldn’t bear the rejection of the society and decided to at least ease your life, taking away hers – No, I never, I never wanted this – Dipper says, kneeling in front of Pacifica’s grave – She shouldn’t, she would never…! – Dipper says in agony before pausing for a moment, he cleans the tears from his eyes, and stands up – Hm, that’s right, she’s not death, the shock fooled me for a moment, but I haven’t forget what is really happening – and turns to the shadows – You are no real, you are just one of Bill’s tricks, we are still inside Stan’s mind, this is a mindscape, and if he journal is correct, in a mindscape, I can conceive what I can imagine – he begins to be surrounded by a blue aura, and he looks amazed to himself – A HA HA, it works! – No, you can’t! – the shadows say, and launch to Dipper, whose eyes begins to bright red – Get out of my way you shadow deceptions!
Out of the sphere, Pacifica hits the sphere with her closed hand, that it feels as a hard crystal – Dipper! Dipper – Pacifica screams – Now young lady, is your turn! – Bill says pointing to Pacifica, but in that moment, a red ray comes out from inside the black sphere, breaking it, hitting Bill, and leaving a hole in the middle of his body – Dipper! – Pacifica says happy, and hugs Dipper – Hey, Paci – Dipper says – Guys, you can conjure whatever you can conceive, this is a mindscape, so it will turn real, like a cool super power and that stuff – Pacifica leaves him, while Soos approaches to them – Anything?, then I can do this – Her body begins to grow and transform, becoming in a robotic version of her, five times her size - Cool! – she says, then looks at Bill, and stretches her arms, shooting a burst of mechanical punches that hit Bill – Anything, huh? Soos loves Stomach Beam Stare! – Soos says at the same time that lifts his shirt, and from his stomach, he shoots a burst of question marks light beams with the colors of the rainbow towards Bill, launching him out of Stan’s hat.
Bill stops in the middle of the space, regenerating the hole on his body, and looks furious to the twins and Soos – Enough games! – says with anger, before his eye pops with the shape of a pistol cannon, and shoots a laser towards them, but Dipper imagines a giant mirror in front of them, that reflects the beam to Bill’s eye – Ah! My eye! – he says in pain – Guys, we must imagine a portal out of Stan’s mind to take him out of him, now concentrate! – the three concentrate, suddenly, a portal appears under Bill, and begins to be sucked by it – No, no, nooo! Enough! – Bill created a light explosion that turns everything around them white, with everyone floating in the middle of that white space, and with the twins and Soos without their powers – You know, I’m impressed with you, guys – Bill says while cleans his hat with his hand, and returns to his original color – You are a lot more clever than you look – says while placed his hat on his top – Especially the fat one – He’s talking about you – Soos says while hits with his shoulder Pacifica’s arm – So I’m gonna let you kids off the hook, you might come in handy later (distorted voice) but know this, a darkness approaches, a day will come in the future when everything you care about will change - says while over him appears the same six fingers hand that is in the cover of the Journal – (normal voice) Until then, I’ll be watching you – says while tipping his hat, and disappears. He’s gone, we did it! – Dipper says happy, Pacifica hugs him while Soos cheers, in that moment, all the begin to look distorted, Dipper sees his left hand is disappearing – Stan must be waking up – and the three disappear.
In the shack, the three open their eyes, finding themselves in their places around Stan, and with the candles extinguised – We’re back! – Pacifica says – What? Did what? – Stan, who is waking up, ask while scratch his head – What are you all doing here? And why was I dreaming of a triangle with an eye surrounded by colored question marks? – Gruncle Stan! You’re okay! – Dipper says hugging Stan – What is this, a hug? – Stan ask perplexed – Nope, is a choke hold – Dipper says – I’m just glad Gideon didn’t get into the safe – Pacifica says, but in that moment, a rumble is felt in the shack – Hey, do you guys feel a… - in that moment, the wall behind them blasts, pushing them at the other side of the room, when they look in direction to the place of the explosion, they see Gideon, holding in his hand the deed of the shack, and the safe’s door blasted – Oh, I’m sorry, Pines family, did I wake you? – Gideon says – But we defeated Bill! – Dipper says – Bill failed me! So I switched to plan D, dynamite – Gideon says very secure of himself – What? Bill? Who… wh… what are you guys talking about? – Stan asks confused – Spoiler alert, Stanford, I got the deed! – and Gideon shows it to everyone – The Mystery Shack belongs to me! So get off my property! – Gideon says while takes a walkie-talkie out of his pocket – Daddy? Bring it around the front – says while walks out of the shack, leaving everyone dumbfounded. In that moment, Gideon’s dad, driving a crane with a wrecking ball, approaches, hitting the signal of the Mystery Shack, destroying it, then the twins, Stan and Soos run out of the shack – Someone, pinch me, dude – Soos says.
Made wih the help of my friend XUnlimited. None of us is a native English speaker, so please, forgive our grammar mistakes.
If you have suggestions of what episodes should be rewritten for this Alternate Universe, please, comment, just take in count that due the changes, some episodes wouldn't have ocurred in this universe.
