The commercial opens to an adorable ambiance as the melodies of music boxes are heard in the background and the camera zooms in on a Poipole standing in her crib and donning a plain white disposable diaper. Sporting a wide smile all the while, the Poison-type toddler gleefully giggles and lightly bounces on the mattress of her crib, greatly enjoying the springy movements and soft sensations arising from these simple actions, thoroughly comforted by the crinkly garment wrapped around her waist, being as happy as any baby can possibly be.
“Babies are just the cutest, aren’t they? We know there’s lots to love about your little ones!” says a feminine sounding voice as the Poipole continues to playfully babble and laugh, adding greater concentrations of cuteness to the commercial. “Although, as much as you adore your little bundle of joy, we also know there’s an inescapable, inconvenient truth that comes with those tiny tots.”
A few moments later, the Poison-type’s playful movements suddenly come to a stop, now replaced by a radically more rigid standstill as she feels a familiar pressure developing from below. Clutching at the bars of her crib as she starts to squat, scrunching up her face as she starts to push, the background music slows and descends in pitch before being overshadowed by the sounds of strained grunts, adding a layer of awkwardness to preface this unpleasant action.
PBLOOOOORP!!!
The shot shifts to the Poipole’s backside as several solids settle into her diaper, causing it to become quite lumpy as it droops down to her feet. More awkward silence soon follows and the toddler sighs in relief, as if the production team is completely caught off guard by this deed of diaper filling, but it is quickly broken by the child’s gleeful giggling, unbothered by what she just did in her diapers.
“Yes, it’s no surprise that babies can be quite a mess, but if you happen to be the parent of a Poison-type, then you’ve got the poster child of poopy diapers, and that comes with quite a few problems.” says the narrator.
The commercial then cuts to the next segment and the scene shifts to an outdoor setting while the Poipole and a mother Salazzle are seen taking a stroll, with the little Poison-type now donning a denim overall skirt in addition to her diaper. As the toddler walks alongside her mother, holding her hand and sporting an undeniably adorable smile, the serene sounds of flutes play in the background to accompany this wholesome dynamic between mother and daughter. However, it’s not too long until she stops in her tracks and pops a squat once again, quick to do another dirty deed in her diapers as she tenses up and tightens her grip on her mother’s hand, emphasizing a Poison-type’s propensity for packing their pampers.
“Mmmmmph!”
BRAAAAAP!! PBLAAAAAART!!!
She lets out a loud fart before dumping a big solid into her diaper, causing it to further peek and protrude from her skirt while a large lump lingers in her poofy pants. Shortly afterwards, a brown stink line begins trailing from the back of the Poipole’s poopy pampers, the camera zooming out to showcase the toddler stinking up her surroundings while she cracks a silly smile.
“Obviously, foul scents are the first of such problems.” says the narrator while the stink line approaches several unsuspecting Pokémon, their faces becoming significantly more scrunched up as their senses become overwhelmed by such potent odors. “Sure, if you’re a Poison-type parent yourself, you’re already used to the smelly sludge bombs your child drops in their diaper, but not everyone has that luxury, unfortunately.” accentuating the awful aroma of the large load lurking in the little one’s diaper, the flowers once flourishing in the grassy terrain suddenly wilt and decay, causing the mother Salazzle to sport a shocked expression.
Segueing into the second set of issues, the scene shifts back to the house as the mother carries her daughter to her bedroom, the saggy and lumpy state of the Poipole’s pampers showing that the Salazzle has yet another dirty diaper to deal with.
“Of course, even if the smell isn’t so bothersome to you, you can’t deny the problems that come from how quickly your little one fills up their diaper pail, as that means more time spent taking out the trash.” says the narrator as the mother starts cleaning up the child.
The camera then focuses on the trash bin as the Salazzle dumps the diaper in the pail, already being very close to full capacity.
“And, along with making garbage day all the more grueling, your little stinker makes a big hole in your wallet as well.” the narrator adds.
Highlighting this point, several packs of diapers are seen while the Salazzle takes out a clean pair of padding and snugly secures it around the Poipole’s waist, an absolute necessity for a kid who frequently makes dumpy deposits.
“We’re also well aware that your little one doesn’t just make these messes in quantity, but also…um…quality…” says the narrator with a nervous chuckle, as if she’s reluctant to cut to the next scene and present the next problem.
The segment soon shifts to the diaper-clad child sitting on the couch and casually watching some cartoons, laughing and clapping her hands as she spectates the silly antics taking place on the screen, the playful sounds of piano keys pitching in to match the light-hearted nature of the scene.
BRAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
However, the peppy piano medley is quickly cut off by the child’s crude cacophony of flatulence, the background music now assuming a much less playful tune while it lowers in pitch, preluding the presence of another poopy diaper while a big pressure brews in the baby’s bowels. Her eyes still fixated on the technicolor television, still quite captivated by the cartoons being shown, the Poipole clenches her hands, kicks her feet, and tenses her face, still set on enjoying her show while she starts to push.
PFFFFFFT! FRRRRRRRRT!! BLOOOOOOOOORT!!!
More sounds of strained grunts are heard as she dumps a big deposit into her diaper, causing it to become bigger and lumpier while she begins to empty her bowels. And yet, even with the already loaded diaper between her legs, the Poison-type tot still has a whole lot left to unload, a tense expression still on her face as she continues to push.
PFFFFFFT! BRAAAAAAAAAP!! PBLAAAAAAARMPH!!!
Letting out an even larger deposit than before, her diaper experiences an exponential increase in size as more mounds of mess make their way into her poofy pants, the Poipole’s feet being lifted off the ground as she effectively propels herself with the potent amount of poo poo piling up in her pampers. Once the deed is finally done, the Poison-type tot looks down at her diaper with an expression of slight shock, as if she herself is surprised by her own pamper packing prowess. Of course, it’s not long until her expression shifts back to the silliest of smiles, very content to have a big and warm bean bag to sit on while she continues her cartoon consumption, clearly unconcerned about making such a big mess. The Salazzle steps into the shot a few moments later, flabbergasted by the sight of their daughter’s very full diaper, taken aback by the potent amount of poopy she pushed into her pants.
“Oh yes, it’s practically common sense that Poison-type children are capable of making the most massive of messes, and even though you love your little one to death, when that big stink bomb detonates, your daily duty of changing diapers becomes all the more daunting.”
Concisely conveying the conundrum in question, the scene shifts to a shot of the Salazzle carrying the liberally loaded diaper over her shoulder like a burlap sack as it drags along the ground, needing to dispose of it in a nearby dumpster due to it being far to big to fit in the diaper pail. After several more slow and tired steps, the Poison-type parent heaves the full diaper into the dumpster, her body beaten down by all that heavy lifting as she heads back with an expression of intense tiredness. Once she enters the house and steps back into the living room, the diaper-clad kid stares at her with a wide smile, though the mother is barely able to smile back at her baby girl, evidently exhausted from that dirty diaper debacle.
“With all of this in mind, you’re probably wondering if it’s even possible to address those problems that come with your petite pamper packer.” as the narrator makes that statement, the Salazzle nods her head in affirmation, preferring not to have so many predicaments arising from her daughter’s dirty diapers. “Well, fortunately for you, we’ve got just the solution!”
As the shot cuts back to the padded Poipole, with a finger snapping sound effect, her diaper suddenly switches to something completely different, its pure white color scheme shifting to a lovelier shade of lavender along with having a design pattern of white hearts.
“Introducing our Toxic Tots! The perfect diaper for your Poison-type!” says the narrator in a cheerful tone, the background music booming into an upbeat flourish of drums and guitars to accompany this delightful diaper discovery.
The toddler then turns around and starts playfully shaking her newly padded posterior, very fond of its cute color and design.
“They have some nice designs, don’t they? Since your kid’s gonna be frequently filling their diapers, we figured they may as well look cute while doing it!” says the narrator with a playful laugh while the Poipole continues doing her silly diaper dance. “Although, these designs aren’t just for show, you know!”
Now focusing on the diaper’s functionality, the camera zooms in on the Poison-type’s padding, highlighting its captivating components.
“While they’re called ‘Toxic Tots’, the materials they’re made from are anything but toxic!” says the narrator while the phrases ‘No Artificial Materials’ and ‘Lovely Lavender Scent’ appear in purple font. “Wanna know where that lavender color comes from? It’s because lavender plants are one of the things these diapers are made from, and their lovely scents come with it!”
Emphasizing this facet of the diaper’s functionality, the commercial cuts to a scene of the Salazzle walking outside with the Poipole sitting on her shoulders, donning a simple get up of a red t-shirt and her new diaper all the while, the toddler gleefully giggling as she partakes in this piggyback ride.
“More importantly, those pleasant scents won’t be waving goodbye when your child decides to make a stinky surprise, and that means those around you won’t have to deal with the smell of dirty diapers anymore!”
PBLAAAAAART!!!
Right on cue, the Poipole loudly drops a load in her diaper, causing it to quickly sag and expand as it slumps past her feet. However, unlike the previous scene of pamper packing in public, no longer are any of the other Pokémon overwhelmed by foul odors, a testament to the diaper’s ability to mask such nasty scents.
The commercial then shifts to another scene of the Poison-type sitting on the couch and casually watching some cartoons, though this time she’s still wearing the same full diaper as before, highlighting another benefit of these new and improved pampers.
“When paired with the fact that Poison-types don’t get diaper rashes, the pleasant scents of our Toxic Tots allow your little one to let out all their loads in a single diaper!” says the narrator as the Poison-type toddler starts to push and grunt, preparing to release those big loads brewing in her bowels. “That means no more needing to buy several packs of diapers on your shopping trips!”
PFFFFFFFT! BRAAAAAAAAAP!! PBLOOOOOOORMPH!!!
Shortly afterwards, the all too familiar sounds of flatulence follow suit as the Poipole pushes profuse amounts of poopy into her pampers, her feet being lifted off the couch once again as her diaper quickly expands and enlarges to a far greater degree. In similar fashion to the earlier scene of pamper packing, the Salazzle steps into the shot and stares at the bloated beanbag of a diaper she now has to deal with, but rather than responding with shock and dread, the Poison-type parent is significantly more composed, knowing that she has to do far less heavy lifting thanks to this superior type of padding.
“But, we’ve saved the best benefit for last!” says the narrator as the mother takes the toddler back to her bedroom and lays her on the changing table. “No matter how massive the mess, ‘Toxic Tots’ will still fit in the pail, as unlike regular diapers, these ones are super compressible and fit for any kind of compartmentalization! That means no more having to drag those dirty diapers all the way to the dumpster!”
Highlighting this amazing aspect, the Poison-type parent undoes the full diaper and pushes it into the pail, the packed padding compressing until it perfectly fits inside. With that out of the way, all that’s left for her to do is wipe and powder the Poipole’s bottom before snugly securing a clean diaper around her waist, extremely satisfied by this newfound simplicity and convenience to changing diapers as she happily picks up the toddler and gives her a big kiss on the cheek.
Finally, to close off the commercial, the shot composition puts the spotlight back on the Poipole as she’s seen sitting on a large and purple pack of the diapers in question, happily clapping her hands and cutely smiling at the camera.
“Toxic Tots. Making dirty diapers no big deal!” says the narrator as the brand name appears in purple letters, with the slogan showing up from below a few moments later.
Shortly after making that statement, the Poison-type toddler playfully waves at the camera, ending the commercial on another adorable note as the background music fades away and the screen fades to black.
End
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