That's a burger with two 1/2-lb patties, bacon, three kinds of cheese (cheddar, pepperjack, and goat's-milk) and hash browns between the buns, topped with a stack of onion rings, and accompanied by four pieces of fried chicken, cole slaw, and a bucket of fries. Finish it off in 20 minutes or less, and your meal is free and you get your name and photo on the wall of fame.
(and yes, this is a real thing.)
The fact that it's served by a cute little cub waitress in a skimpy outfit is just a bonus.
That reminds me of almost 40 years ago. I use to work for an automobile dealership back then. The manager of the new car prep and detail department had a heart attack and had to have a quadruple bypass. After he recovered and returned to work, there were times he'd notice some of the young employees coming back during lunch break with bags of food from McDonald's. He would call out to them, "Hey, boys. Don't eat that crap". Then he'd unbutton his shirt and show them his chest scar and say, "Look what it done for meeeee".
That reminds me of almost 40 years ago. I use to work for an automobile dealership back then. The m
