I was out visiting an antique store and came across this cute clock work toy. The klutz I am, I accidently dropped the toy and broke it. I then started to feel very stiff as my body began to shirk and turn to faded painted metal. Before long I was nothing but an old clock work toy. The old toy disappeared and I was put on the self in it's place. Would someone please come turn the key in my back...my nose itches....
