Honestly... I have no idea why I made this. This is supposed to parody the grimdark MLP fanfic "Cupcakes" with Mickey as Rainbow Dash and Minnie as Pinkie Pie. It's noncanon anyway, so? -- So basically Mickey and Minnie decide to bake some cupcakes over at the Clubhouse but Minnie starts to grow insane and knocks Mickey out, taking him to her secret torture chamber where she makes cupcakes... out of gullible people. And he's the latest ingredient in her secret recipe... is this all a nightmare? Or is this real life...?