Sonic straightened his shirt and made sure everything was on correctly. He had actually bothered to dress up for this thing and it felt weird. Still, it was nice being in a position where he could look presentable every once in a while. The cologne that Amy bought for him smelled like lemon-lime soda. It was neat.
Today he was giving one of those educational speeches to a class of children. He's heard of these being really boring affairs so he was definitely taking precautions to make sure it wasn't boring.
"Alright. Step 1, zip out and say who you are as fast as you can. Step 2, don't immediately go into the boring 'Do your homework' and 'Eat your veggies' speeches. Wow em a bit. Put on a show. Step 3, when talking about the boring proper stuff, be sure to use flavor text to make it sound as cool as you can but don't go overboard like those embarrassing infomercials on TV. I don't wanna end up like those try hard Truth commercials that try and ween kids away from vaping." Sonic paced about back and forth.
He then looked at his arm to see if the things he wrote on his arm were still legible. "Hmm... looks like it. Tails warned me against having a cheat sheet on my arm but what's he gonna do about it eh?" He shrugged and chuckled before he saw that he was being beckoned over by the principal of the elementary school. Sonic smirked and straightened himself up, cleared his throat, and zipped out on stage with his hand raised, garnering immediate applause from the happy children.
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"Hmph!" Eggman slumped, sitting on a rock and hunched over a run down wishing well. It looked more like one of those reflecting pools you see in the mall.
As of right now, he was sitting amongst some wreckage. He had been on his way to enact a plan upon the city with a newly specialized robot but he came across Sonic before he could properly test it out and well... this happened.
Then the rodent didn't even spare him a second thought and raced off. How rude.
"It's probably better that he didn't say anything actually. Anything out of his mouth would have only made me angrier." Eggman muttered before grumbling and flipping a coin in his hand repeatedly. He was disgruntled and didn't know what to do with himself.
Eventually, Orbot and Cubot arrived simultaneously in his Egg Mobile, his distress signal successfully managing to reach them.
"Hiyah boss! We're here!" Cubot waved.
"Took you long enough!" Eggman snapped, standing up and still fiddling with his coin. "Because of the long wait, I've had to dwell on that embarrassing defeat for way longer than I wanted to."
"We apologize for going at a comfortable self imposed speed limit doctor." Orbot said. "We should have taken your flaring anger into better account."
"Oh hey! Look at that sparkling water! What a pretty place to crash a robot." Cubot said, commenting on the wishing well before them.
"It's a wishing well Cubot..." Eggman muttered.
"... What's it for?" He asked. Eggman sighed.
"You make a wish, toss a coin, and allegedly it's supposed to come true." Eggman said.
"OH! You could totally beat Sonic with one of those." Cubot said.
"HA! As if." Eggman said, rolling his eyes under his glasses. "Listen if it worked like that, world peace and world hunger would no longer be a thing ten times over. You can't just toss a coin and-"
"Why not give it a chance at least?" Cubot asked.
Eggman sighed. "Fine. I wish Sonic would humiliate himself in front of a live audience. Have it done in a manner that exposed him for the BABY he was and have it be stuck on his mind for the rest of his life. There." Eggman smiled, flicking the coin into the well. He then turned and sauntered over to the parked Eggmobile to leave.
"That's it? No wish to take over the world? No wish to turn Sonic into a throw rug?" Orbot asked.
"Ha. Even if it could work, I still wouldn't do it. The blasted hedgehog is mine to defeat and Eggmanland is mine to build." Eggman said, his glasses flashing with an evil glare. "As if I'd leave that up to a coin and some random well in the ground."
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Back on stage in the elementary school, Sonic had finished doing the easy part to entertain the crowd before him. Now it was time to do the talking part.
Sonic started to try and remember it properly. "Okay, so now that I've shown you my slick moves, it's time to tell you the secret to being as cool and as awesome as I am...!" Sonic said with confidence before fumbling a bit. He then looked at his arm for the cheat sheet and started to try and read the tiny markings on it... before he felt some weird tingling on his body.
"What the-?" Sonic began before he felt his body float a tiny bit off the ground. A swirl of pink magic energy spun around him and began terraforming the clothes on his body into that of a baby's attire! Right there, before this crowd of kids, his pants were replaced with a huge, poofy Care Bears diaper. His shirt was going next, making for a dangling pacifier.
Sonic panicked, blushing as he pressed his hands to his cheeks and screamed aloud, "What the-WHAT?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
Eventually, the transformation completed itself, with Sonic now dressed in a diaper, pacifier, baby booties, and baby bonnet combo. He stood there, staring out at the large crowd of kids and felt his eye twitch.
"I... uhm... ... uh... " Sonic muttered. Even the principal was stunned.
The silence was broken when the humiliating shock to Sonic's system caused him to start peeing.
Pssssssss~!
That sound was not only heard but it was amplified over the speakers. The yellow sheen on the diaper and the expanding wetness that made it droop caught the attention of all the alarmed kids.
This action snapped them all out of it almost at once.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! SONIC'S A DIAPER BUTT!" "SONIC PEE PEED HIMSELF!" "SONIC WET HIS DIAPEE!"
Sonic heard the echoing of their laughter reverberate about the room as he stood there in extreme shock. He even heard the teachers and principal giggling around him.
Sonic's eyes then rolled back and he fainted on stage, legs spread and arms out as the ridicule continued.
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The next fight Sonic and Eggman ended up getting into wasn't for another week and when it happened, Eggman managed to punch Sonic clear across the landscape with his robot with a shocking amount of ease. He still got beaten when the fox boy used Eggman's surprise to his advantage but as Eggman flew away in his Egg Mobile to retreat, he looked back and saw the downed, swirly eyed Sonic lay in the grass with his tongue out... peeing his pants.
"... What on Earth happened to him? Maybe he's having a bit of an off day. Well, happens to all of us at one point or another. Or maybe I've just leveled up! HAHA! I knew it. There's no better person to rely upon then yourself. Not some faux magic from some dumb well."
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