Commission #156
For Anonymous
It was infuriating being the son of such a prankster. Naruto Uzumaki felt like it had to be some sort of punishment for his behavior as a child way back when. He was paying for it in dividends now because this had officially gone too far.
He didn’t know how but somehow his son Boruto had gotten his hands on something that managed to transport him to a completely different place. Perhaps it was some sort of reverse version of the substitution jutsu? Maybe?
Maybe Boruto wandered into a dungeon somewhere and found some weird artifact that just completely changed the fabric of time and space or something. He had no clue but whatever it was that got Naruto transported from his office to this weird, unfamiliar place had to have been some high level stuff.
That couldn’t be left in the hands of a prankster and he was going to have words for Boruto later. Mark his words.
Naruto stood where he was, overlooking this strange neighborhood. It looked sufficiently more modern then even where he came from. Panicking wouldn’t do him any good so he decided to try and see if he could find someone who could help him. There had to be some sort of person in charge he could speak with that had the means of getting him home somewhere.
As he walked forward, though, his ear twitched. He felt as if he were hearing the cries of some very put off children within earshot.
He was passing by a park too. That made him more certain of it. These were the sounds of crying children and a bully was no doubt making things a living nightmare for whoever was being victimized.
Naruto’s eyes shifted and he rushed towards where he heard the sounds. It took him a bit but eventually, he got a clear view of the playground and walked inside to stand amongst the small gaggle of kids there.
With his hands by his sides at first, he leered down at the scene before him and then crossed his arms to stare intensely at the scene.
“AAAAOOOWWW!” Bourbon whined as he flailed his arm about. His other arm was put behind his back by Calzone. The poor boy with the colored stripe in his hair was on bended knee, teary eyed, and clenching his teeth as the pain boiled underneath.
Naruto could also make out that the poor lad had his pants discarded. They were draped over a fence in the distance. Bourbon was on his knees in a pair of Elmo underoos, still wearing his shoes and socks which just added to the ridiculous nature of the way he was being made to look.
Further complicating matters were the two other kids below them.
Ian Malachite and Troy Collins were face down in the dirt, looking demolished and defeated. They were just as pantsless with Ian in a pair of Star Wars briefs and Troy in a pair of Scooby Doo undies. They still had their shoes and socks on as well. It was so goofy looking. Whoever this bully was, knew their stuff.
“BWAAGH!” Bourbon shouted again when he was doubled over and had his butt slapped by Calzone, causing it to wiggle and embarrass the blushing boy further.
“Come on! Fight back! I know you can! I know you really wanna,” Calzone kept teasing Bourbon, loving his breathless gurgling as a response.
Bourbon kept clutching at his arm and whining as he tugged roughly against it. He was drooling and tearing up with his eyes crossing as the pain and clogged airway was making him ragdoll. He looked so pathetic and stupid. It was humiliating.
“Say you give and I might let you go,” Calzone ordered.
“Blahaghghahagh…” Bourbon tried to speak and it came out as saliva ridden nonsense. There was no surrendering in his future.
“Too bad~!” Calzone laughed, gripping Bourbon’s briefs and yanking them up into a powerful wedgie.
The cross-eyed, goofy face that Bourbon made when this happened was ecstatic. His tongue shot out of his mouth like he was just ticket punched and his body straightened out like a plank of wood.
“Hahaha! Can’t handle me can you? I knew it,” Calzone snickered. “Next time don’t back sass me and I may just stop at a single beating and a pantsing. Maybe.”
Naruto had officially seen enough.
“Alright, stop it,” Naruto cut in, standing firmly behind Calzone and casting a large, tall shadow over him.
Calzone’s eyes widened. He was surprised to hear the voice of an adult. Usually, they tended to leave this area be. It was why he was able to have such success bullying his favorite punching bag here.
Troy and Ian both looked up, slowly, with their faces coated in dirt and their eyes spinning a bit. Through the haziness, they could eventually see Naruto’s towering figure come into view.
Both Troy and Ian shot up in unison, full of excitement as their hands planted themselves onto the grass.
“It’s an adult!” Ian exclaimed. “We’re saved!”
“Finally! We’ve been thrown a bone of mercy!” Troy shouted, teary eyed by the revelation.
Naruto couldn’t help his smile. The words of children grateful to be in his presence certainly got his mojo going. He was quite proud.
Calzone, however, didn’t look impressed. In fact, he looked quite annoyed.
Who was this jerk and why was he interrupting his playtime? He couldn’t help but feel a bit slighted by the universe for having been sent this loser to disrupt his little meeting with his little friends here.
“What do you want?” Calzone asked. It was a pointless question and he knew it. It was just something he felt like he should ask.
Naruto snorted a bit, putting his serious adult face back on. “I’m Naruto Uzumaki. This may or may not mean something to you but where I come from I’m the Hokage of my village. Do you know what that means?”
“Not only do I not know what that gibberish means, I don’t ca–” Calzone began.
“It means I’m the most important person you’ve probably ever met!” Naruto said, leaned down at him with his fists on his hips. The shadow he cast really did a good job blocking out the sunset. It was really annoying.
“Oh… noooo…” Calzone rolled his eyes to the side. He couldn’t even muster up enough energy to pretend to be intimidated. The loser had the musk of a submissive baby.
Calzone was so lax, in fact, that his grip on Bourbon had loosened. Bourbon, sensing his chance, bangs Calzone in the nose with his elbow and grabs both Troy and Ian by their arms, rushing ahead and stopping to stand off to the side.
Calzone grunted and rubbed his face down, even more annoyed. He wasn’t bothered by the fact that Bourbon hit him. He hit pretty hard but that came with the territory. No, he was bothered by the fact that it happened because his brain was being lulled to sleep by this idiot above him.
“That’s it, let them go,” Naruto nodded. “You shouldn’t be here bullying these kids just because they might be weaker than you. Someone who comes into power or strength has a responsibility to utilize it for the good of his fellow man. Leading the charge for the next generation or those less fortunate then you will always be something that should be preferable compared to being a huge problem child and making others miserable. I should know. I started out quite the brat back in my day and was scolded by Iruka-sensei all the time. Now that I’m an adult, while I don’t have much time to watch over my children, I take pride in the fact that without my necessary and proper guidance, the way my children turned out could have been far worse than–!”
“Blah blah blah! Good lord, don’t you ever shut up?!” Calzone snapped, standing up with his fists tightened now. This moron really knew how to run off at the mouth, didn’t he?
Naruto, for his part, was flabbergasted. He didn’t expect this kid to back talk him like that. He figured his mere presence as an adult would be enough to show his true colors. Weren’t all tough guys like him little wimps underneath.
Calzone’s mean glare was sending him signals that he oughta tread lightly. He had no idea why though. He was just a kid. Even if he weren’t the most powerful ninja in his village he’d still have nothing to fear.
“You remind me of my son,” Naruto sighed and shook his head. “Always combative. Always pulling pranks. Always in need of discipline. He’s a cheat, a troublemaker, and the very reason I was transported here. I can’t believe that I–!”
“Was so bad of a father that you made your son into all those things?” Calzone tilted his head, faking curiosity.
Naruto was stunned. What did he just say?
“N-No! It’s not MY fault that Boru--w-well no. As a parent, I must take responsibility for his actions and behavior in some sense but I–!”
“So it IS your fault? What’s wrong? Didn’t hug him enough?” Calzone asked.
Naruto’s face went red with anger. He hated hearing this because a part of him knew that Calzone was hitting upon something approaching the truth.
“Listen! I just said all of that stuff I said about being good and properly raising children because I know what it’s like to be like Boruto! I didn’t have anyone when I was young to properly raise me, sure. I also didn’t grow up in a big household with supportive parents and a sibling at my side, yes. B-But being Hokage is a tough job! Th-There’s papers to sign and… even more papers to sign and you’ve got to be present for meetings with the other Kage and… you know… there’s other stuff too! Like… and you know! Look! I try my best alright! It’s not as if these things can be solved with a flick of the wrist and a snap of the fingers. It takes time for–!”
Calzone rolled his eyes again and nonchalantly swerved around Naruto. Naruto turned slightly to face him while he was nagging at the mouth but then flinched and shut up when he felt Calzone reach into the back of his pants.
Naruto’s eyes widened. The eyes of the three onlooking boys widened too.
Then Calzone thrust his underwear up his butt in a tremendous wedgie! The My Little Pony themed underoos that Naruto had on shot up his butt so hard and intensely that Naruto’s eyes crossed deeply into one another and he folded. He fell onto his knees and let out a really loud, girly scream that echoed throughout the park.
“Our…?” Troy muttered.
“Hero?” Ian finished, confused.
“Pony briefs…” Bourbon mused. Of course his focus was on the underwear.
Naruto was frozen on his knees. His jaw hung open and his eyes remained crossed. He couldn’t fathom what had just happened. He didn’t even want to really even acknowledge it… but he had to.
This little boy had just given him a wedgie! HIM! Of all people! HOW?!
Naruto wanted to turn and give him a piece of his mind but found his movements surprisingly sluggish. Then, unexpectedly, he felt his hide get another jolt of pain when he was wedgied yet again!
“Listen you! I-HUUUUUGH!” Naruto’s tongue flopped out and he began drooling. His brain derped intensely when the pain of his second wedgie hit. His butt was even elevated a bit, causing him to go off balance.
Naruto flopped to the ground as a result and his elevated behind was raised more as Calzone took advantage of his humorous position.
He rested his foot against his bottom, squished downward a bit, and then continued to yank onto his butt repeatedly. Over and over, he shot a continuous wedgie up Naruto’s butt that felt like a taser being administered to his fanny.
What was worse was how effective it was. He was flopping up and down like a ragdoll. The wedgie was making his brain slow to a crawl and his body was unable to properly react to it. He was shocked and stiff. Each time he tried to move, his fingers would merely twitch as if trying to get the feeling back in his nerves before another jolt of pain struck.
It was too much! Why?!
Naruto eventually, thankfully, did manage to summon enough strength to plant his foot on the ground and kick off it. This made it so that Calzone accidentally let Naruto’s underwear go. Naruto stumbled and hit the ground again before the briefs snapped against his butt, making him scream and curl up as he rubbed his bottom.
Bourbon, Troy, and Ian narrowed their eyes and tilted their heads, really unimpressed.
Naruto whimpered like a little baby, blushing with embarrassment at his display of behavior and his inability to prevent what just happened.
He quickly realized his position and scrambled amusingly to his feet.
“How DARE you!” Naruto screamed down at Calzone. “Did none of what I just said register in that tiny brain of yours! I have half a mind t–!”
“You admit you have a mind yet call MY brain tiny? Fancy that,” Calzone said, approaching him.
“You’re approaching me, are you?” Naruto snapped, getting into a fighting stance. “Fine. Come at me. Not only am I an adult but I’m the Ho–GWAH!”
Naruto yelped when Calzone wrapped an arm around his stomach and tightened a grip around him with the other. He then used his strength and the momentum of his swing to slam Naruto down onto the grass.
Bourbon, Troy, and Ian winced when they saw it. It looked painful.
Not helping was the fact that Naruto was folded over with his butt and legs sticking up and his derpy face gazing in between them on the ground.
His eyes rolled and he had a derpy smile on his face.
Calzone dusted off his hands and literally kicked Naruto in the butt, making his mounds jiggle.
“Sorry. What was that? You said you’re a Hoe?” Calzone put a hand to his ear and leaned down to pretend to hear.
Naruto twitched and then blinked back the haziness in his eyes. That kid took him by surprise, somehow, but no more!
Naruto jumped to his feet, almost kicking Calzone in the face the way he jumped back up, and then lunged at him.
“Alright! I didn’t want to have to do this but it seems you require more discipline than I thought!” Naruto snapped, fist pulled back and raring for a punch to the boy’s face.
Calzone didn’t even allow him to fully finish his punch. Instead he jerked his knee up when Naruto lunged down at him and nailed him in the chin!
“GRRK!” Naruto’s eyes re-crossed for what felt like the fourth time in a row. His vision was taking a battering.
Calzone wasn’t done though. He ran towards Naruto’s lower end and grabbed his pants. With a harsh tug he lowered them to his ankles while lifting Naruto’s body up!
Calzone then jumped back and slammed Naruto’s head down into the grass, flinging his legs up and making his pants entangle themselves around his ankles.
Naruto’s body spasmed and then fell over onto the grass in a heap.
The blonde, wannabe adult, grunted and scrambled back to a standing position as best he could. His eyes were spinning and he began waddling towards Calzone with an angry glare on his face.
“Embarrassed?” Calzone asked, pointing at his exposed briefs.
Naruto was momentarily confused before he looked down at his crotch. “EEP!”
His MLP underoos were exposed. The air wafted by his legs made it so much worse too.
“I-I… I’m…!” Naruto stammered, blushing intensely.
“Aww! Now you’ve gone and filled them up with pee too!” Calzone said, making Naruto shift his gaze at the young boy.
“I did no–!” Naruto began but with his eyes off his crotch, Calzone took the chance and punched him right in the balls! “HOOOGH!”
Naruto made yet another goofy face, putting his hands down to his undies and crossing his legs. He stumbled and then fell over, landing on his side and kicking his legs about in abject pain.
He removed his hands to inspect the damage with his teary eyes and blushed heavily when he saw the increasing wet spot on his briefs.
“Yes, you did,” Calzone stuck out his tongue.
Naruto had peed himself.
Naruto’s eyes got big and scary. He was really, really pissed off now!
How dare this little kid humiliate him like this! He was going to demolish him! No more responsible adult tactics!
Naruto made a bunch of hand signs when he finally climbed to his feet, dripping pee and still blushing but intensely focused on making this brat pay.
“You are going to regret crossing a ninja!” Naruto snapped.
“Ninja?” Calzone tilted his head.
“Ninja?” Troy asked.
“Ninja?” Ian asked as well.
“Pony briefs…” Bourbon muttered, astonished still.
“That’s right! I’m a ninja! Watch!” Naruto grinned and stood there, waiting for his chakra to power him up.
Nothing happened.
Naruto concentrated and focused yet again. He had something special to show Calzone and he knew just how to do it. However… nothing continued to happen.
Naruto blinked. He sucked in his lip and his red face got even redder, now mostly just from the humiliation of it all.
His chakra wasn’t coming and his jutsu wasn’t activating. He couldn’t feel any of it. None whatsoever.
Wherever he was right now must not have had chakra as a thing!
“No. That doesn’t matter. After all, I’m still an adult and he’s still just a k–!” Naruto began before Calzone rammed a kick into his gut!
Naruto lurched forward and in a slow motion replay showed his eyes bugging out as tears, drool, and snot flew from his face. The bladder failure he was experiencing increased as well.
Naruto was flung back and doubled over in mid-air. Calzone caught the back of his Hokage cloak and began spinning him around while he was upside down and before he could hit the ground. He then made the cape tear away and watched as Naruto soared, fluids springing from every part of his body, and slammed into the bars of the jungle gym.
He fell over onto his head and his butt and legs dangled over him yet again, this time with his eyes rolling and stars circling over his head in a manner that clinched the fact that he was unconscious.
Calzone dusted off his hands and sighed before turning towards where he last saw the three boys he was tormenting standing. “Now, where were we?”
They were gone. Only tiny puffs of smoke remained where they had been.
Calzone sighed. This loser really did ruin his fun time. Beating on someone THIS pathetic was nowhere near as fun as messing with Bourbon and the others. Still, he could make it more fun by taking it to the next level.
Calzone grabbed Naruto by his feet and made his body unfold so that he was lying in the dirt face down. The occasional twitch and hump his body did was ignored. Calzone dragged his body along the ground over towards a wheelbarrow and then sloppily dragged up and tossed his unconscious body into it. His limbs were folded over themselves like a collapsed puppet. His arm and a leg were sticking out sloppily but Calzone didn’t care. He also tossed the Hokage cloak inside it too, after folding it up.
He whistled as he grabbed the handles of the wheelbarrow and took Naruto out of the park and down the street.
Where was he going? Why to a reputable daycare center of course.
There was one thing he was certain of without question after that fight. Naruto was no adult. This was a giant man baby he was fighting and he deserved to spend the rest of his days with other babies.
Calzone rolled on up to the door of the daycare and knocked on it. He put on a cutesy face and waited for the person to answer.
“Hello,” The caretaker there asked before gasping at Naruto. “Oh my! Who…? What is this?”
“Hi ma’am,” Calzone spoke as sweetly as he could. “My name is Calzone Relechez and I’m here to drop off my distant relative here.”
“Your… relative?” She asked, eyes unable to keep away from looking over Naruto.
“That’s right,” Calzone nodded. “May I come in?”
“Well… I suppose so but you can’t wheel that wheelbarrow inside,” She said.
“That’s fine,” Calzone agreed and tilted it up so that Naruto’s unconscious body fumbled out of it. He landed on the carpet, spread eagle and showing off his soaking wet pony briefs. The caretaker gasped.
“He’s wet himself…” She mused.
“Yup,” Calzone said, walking inside and grabbing Naruto’s arms. He dragged him along the carpet to fully bring him inside while the lady closed the door. Luckily, the wet trail that was left behind was just from Naruto’s drool.
“What’s going on here?” She asked, now concerned.
Calzone let Naruto’s hands drop and dusted his own hands off. “Well, you see, my relative here never learned potty training. He’s tried to assert himself as an adult and even daydreams of being a ninja, making up weird titles like the village Hoe or whatever to claim he’s super important. It’s really sad and embarrassing but we’ve tried to encourage him the best we can.”
The lady nodded, taking all this in.
“Unfortunately, he’s extremely… well, we’ll say his brain doesn’t work quite right,” Calzone said, swirling a finger around his skull. “He’ll deny he’s got the mental capacity of a baby all the time and claim he’s all those weird things I talked about without realizing it sounds ridiculous. He’s never been potty trained and the only constant thing in his life he feels comfortable around are diapers and other babies. He tried on a pair of underwear and claimed it made him an adult but as you can see–!” He then gestured to the wet undies he had on.
“Oh dear,” The lady said. “The poor thing.”
“Yeah. It’s very sad and pathetic,” Calzone nodded. “I was hoping I could leave him here. Do you offer overnight services?”
“Of course we do. I’ll keep watch over him however long you need,” She said, concern etched in her voice.
“Good,” Calzone nodded. “He’ll try to resist you but it shouldn’t be a problem. He’s incredibly weak. Far weaker than any other kid I’ve met.”
“I understand. That’s a relief. How about you follow me and we’ll get the paperwork for his admission done. Who’s his official guardian?” She asked.
Calzone grinned and followed her. “I am.”
With that, Naruto’s fate was sealed. When the paper work was done, Calzone went back to the main room and grabbed Naruto, slapping him across the face.
Naruto whined as he woke up. “Huh? Wha–?!”
“Bad baby!” Calzone shouted in his face, scaring him. “It’s time for your spanking!”
“Wait! What?! NO! NOOO!” Naruto screamed as Calzone twirled him over and laid him over his lap. Yanking his Naruto’s wet undies down a bit to expose his butt, he began wailing on Naruto’s behind. He screamed out in a loud high pitched wail, the caretaker setting a package of pampers down onto Naruto’s discarded Hokage cloak and leaving the two of them be as the discipline happened.
Naruto screamed and cried, flailing his arms and legs about and blushing. He was terrified of this scary young lad now and his fears were only being confirmed accurate. He was weak. He was powerless. He was a baby!
Calzone finally stopped the spanking and pushed Naruto off his lap and onto the floor. “Now to diaper you for the nice lady.”
“But I don’t want–!” Naruto began to whine but a bop on the head made him slump in defeat, half-conscious yet again as he laid on his back. Calzone grabbed at his briefs next. He slid them down off his legs and then raised his butt to wipe it clean.
He then unfolded a Dora the Explorer diaper and placed it under his bum. With a sprinkling of powder, he got him nice and tended to before laying his bottom down and taping the diaper on. He gave his front a nice pat.
Calzone had sealed him inside of his diaper prison. It was over.
“Thank you so much ma’am. This is the third daycare we’ve tried and he always seems to be delusional to the point of making the other caretakers annoyed,” He said, shoving a pacifier into the sleeping Naruto’s mouth. He began sucking on it instantly.
“Well, I assure you that I won’t be that way. We’ll treat him just like we do all the other babies here, no exceptions,” She said confidently.
“Good,” Calzone walked towards the door and opened it up. As he did, he saw out of the corner of his eye, Naruto groaning fully awake once more.
Naruto blinked a few times and then caught sight of the pacifier between his lips. His eyes widened as he suckled on it harder in a panic and then noticed the diaper in between his legs.
Before he could even say anything, the caretaker lady hoisted him up by his armpits.
“Your big brother Calzone just dropped you off here. Thank him for his help and wave bye-bye,” She said, grabbing Naruto’s arm and forcing him to wave like a baby, while her other hand rested on his diapered bottom.
Naruto’s eye twitched and then he teared up, the realization of his new life washing over him.
Calzone grinned from ear to ear and waved back.
“Bye,” He said. “I can’t wait to play with you again. Real soon.”
With that, he closed the door and sealed him inside, leaving him to his new life.
Naruto found himself mortified and crawling over to the other babies and toddlers in the daycare. At the very least, maybe they could listen to him? He was bigger and older still, right?
Naruto plucked the pacifier out of his mouth and stammered out to the other toddlers. “H-Hey! I-I’m N-Naruto! I’m the oldest s-so that means you shou–!”
A baby fist bashed him across the face. His eyes rolled and he fell to the side. The other toddlers got up and began kicking and beating the crap out of him. Each hit made him spurt pee and toots into his diaper. He was a huge, already soaking wet, wreck by the time they were done, leaving him jittering and moaning on the floor.
Yeah, no. He wasn’t above anyone here. He was the lowest of the low. He was the baby that other babies made fun of and beat up just for fun.
The Daycare hoe, if you will.
