Wheaty Webbies - A Vintage Commercial

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I've actually been really sick lately, and I just made this to make myself feel better. It worked.

Ollie and Otter Dad was played by

qsharpe
The Announcer was played by

Nuke
Half of the script was written by

Nuke

The script is posted below!

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[Melancholy music.]

Oliver: [Depressed.] Oh brother... This is the most boring cereal I've ever had.

Lenny: [Depressed.] You said it, Oliver. I mean... it's sweet and everything... but golly... There's just something missing.

Oliver: Gosh, Lenny... If only there was a breakfast cereal that was... I dunno... fun.

Lenny: But does a fun breakfast cereal even exist?

[Peppier music comes in with Dad.]

Dad: Hey, kids why so glum?

Oliver: Oh hey, Otter Dad. It's just that this cereal is really boring.

Lenny: Yeah, I'm falling asleep just eating it.

Dad: Have you tried Wheaty Webbies yet?

Oliver: Wheaty...

Lenny: Webbies?

Dad: That's right, kids. Wheaty Webbies is a new otter treat that's chemically tested in otter space labs to be fun and exciting.

Oliver: You mean they're made in /otter space?/

Dad: You bet your whiskers they are.

[Simultaneous.]

Lenny: Woooooooow.

Oliver: Woooooooow.

Dad: Mmhmm. That's right kids. And if you look carefully, every single Wheaty Webby is in the shape of real webbed otter paws.

Lenny: [Giggling.] Wow, look how they scoop up the milk!

Oliver: Gee, Otter Dad, that sure is swell.

Dad: And Wheaty Webbies are full of all the vitamins and minerals that a growing otter needs.

Lenny: Wow, I feel healthier already, Otter Dad!

Oliver: And Wheaty Webbies are delicious! I could eat two whole bowls!

Dad: And Wheaty Webbies are low in sugar, high in fiber, to give kids like you the energy they need to get through a whole busy morning.

Lenny: Can we take some with us, Otter Dad?

Dad: You betcha, sport. A zippy bag with a healthy pawful of Wheaty Webbies makes a great snack for your lunch box.

Oliver: Wow, Dad. Is there anything Wheaty Webbies can't do?

Dad: [Serious.] Math. They're just terrible at math.

Oliver: [Disappointed.] Oh.

Dad: But don't worry, Kiddo. Wheaty Webbies are part of a complete breakfast, and that's just fine for our family.

Lenny: Awesome! Where did you find these, Dad?

Dad: Why, in our local store in the cereal aisle.

[Simultaneous.]

Lenny: Woooooow!

Oliver: Wooooow!

Lenny: I'm gonna tell all my friends about Wheaty Webbies!

Announcer: Wheaty Webbies, available now!

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Type: Music - Single Track

Published: 1 year, 9 months ago

Rating: General

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