Caller phoning the local tavern: "Is Oliver Closeoff there? He left his phone at the house and this call is for Oliver Closeoff".
Bartender says to caller: "I'll go check. Hold on". Bartender then calls out in the tavern: "Oliver Closeoff. A call for Oliver Closeoff. Someone needs Oliver Closeoff". Everyone in the tavern busts out laughing.
Bartender then realizing it is a prank call, replys to caller: "Hey, you listen here, wise guy..."
Caller hangs up the phone laughing.
Caller phoning the local tavern: "Is Oliver Closeoff there? He left his phone at the house and this