Seems you've caught a little snake swimming in your soda bottle! Clearly they thought you'd be away longer than you were, and now they're all embarrassed, worried about what might happen next.
*a lizard was getting ready to drink a tasty bottle of soda, but as they were gonna pour it in a glass, he spotted someone unusual... a tiny snake that's about 2 times smaller then the lizard inside the bottle of soda, they looked at them with a sense of curiosity and confusion*
*a lizard was getting ready to drink a tasty bottle of soda, but as they were gonna pour it in a gla
The little snake is happily swimming in the lizard's soda, until it notices him looking at them. They freeze up, staring at the lizard and blushing heavily, some bubbles spurting from their nostrils.
The little snake is happily swimming in the lizard's soda, until it notices him looking at them. The
"What are you doing in there little guy? Why are you in my soda?" *the lizard was very confused, and waits for them to come up so the little snake can answer them*
"What are you doing in there little guy? Why are you in my soda?" *the lizard was very confused, and
The snake swims up and pokes their head out through the neck of the bottle, giving the lizard a guilty look. "I-I thought you'd be gone longer... I just wanted to swim."
The snake swims up and pokes their head out through the neck of the bottle, giving the lizard a guil
"In my soda? Look I would understand if you were in my bathtub and I found you...but my soda? That's an interesting liquid to swim in... that's so weird... I mean don't you find swimming under soda a little weird even to you?"
"In my soda? Look I would understand if you were in my bathtub and I found you...but my soda? That's
"I know it's weird, but I like the sort of tingly feeling it has because of the fizz. And... I'll admit, I took a few gulps while I was under, I like the flavor of this kind."
"I know it's weird, but I like the sort of tingly feeling it has because of the fizz. And... I'll ad
"Hmmm...well... I don't know now...I guess it is technically ruined... but thinking about swimming in soda sounds interesting to me... I don't know why..."
"Hmmm...well... I don't know now...I guess it is technically ruined... but thinking about swimming i
"It's more fun than you might think. The little bubbles sort of tickle you a bit, and whenever you want you can just open your mouth and have a drink. It's a shame you're so big, you're gonna have a hard time trying it..."
"It's more fun than you might think. The little bubbles sort of tickle you a bit, and whenever you w
"Hmm...actually hang on a second...I may have an idea" *the lizard runs off and comes back with a shrink ray* "Good thing I'm an inventor, I recently made this shrink ray for a project I've been working on, and I haven't tested it yet... maybe if this works I could try it"
"Hmm...actually hang on a second...I may have an idea" *the lizard runs off and comes back with a sh
"Oh, that might work... You sure you want to use it on yourself when you haven't tested it, though? Maybe zap something else first, just to make sure."
"Oh, that might work... You sure you want to use it on yourself when you haven't tested it, though?
"Hmm good idea, it's ok I made a growth ray as well, so I can turn myself back to normal, but yeah let's see" *the lizard zaps a nearby book, and it seems like it worked! It shrunk down* "Aha! Looks like it worked!"
"Hmm good idea, it's ok I made a growth ray as well, so I can turn myself back to normal, but yeah l
The snake smiles down at the now-tiny lizard. "Perfect, I can tell you'll fit in the bottle now! ...But, do you have some way to get up here when you're so small?"
The snake smiles down at the now-tiny lizard. "Perfect, I can tell you'll fit in the bottle now! ...
"Oh, hang on!" The snake climbs out of the bottle and wraps themselves around it, carefully slithering down. "Hold onto me! I'm fairly strong for my size, I think I'll be able to carry you up."
"Oh, hang on!" The snake climbs out of the bottle and wraps themselves around it, carefully slitheri
The snake starts making their way back up with the lizard, clearly with quite some difficulty. Just when the lizard might start to think the snake might not be able to get all the way to the top of the bottle, the snake just manages to do so, laying across the bottle's opening and panting heavily.
The snake starts making their way back up with the lizard, clearly with quite some difficulty. Just
"Th-thanks..." The snake takes some time to catch their breath before sliding into the soda again, their head sticking out the top like before. "You ready for your first tiny dive?"
"Th-thanks..." The snake takes some time to catch their breath before sliding into the soda again, t
"I won't lie...I'm a little scared... I've never done this before" *the lizard carefully slides into the soda, floating at the surface* "Oooh....that feels cold..."
"I won't lie...I'm a little scared... I've never done this before" *the lizard carefully slides into
"This is bizarre, I can feel the bubbles from the soda...it's so weird..." *the lizard moves his legs around under the soda a bit, getting used to the temperature*
"This is bizarre, I can feel the bubbles from the soda...it's so weird..." *the lizard moves his leg
The snake nuzzles the lizard back. "It feels better once you're under the surface! It even sounds nice, you can hear the tiny bubbles forming if you listen close enough."
The snake nuzzles the lizard back. "It feels better once you're under the surface! It even sounds ni
"Hmm does it now...that's cool..." *the lizard inside of him gets nervous about submerging in a liquid that's not water, but they don't say anything yet*
"Hmm does it now...that's cool..." *the lizard inside of him gets nervous about submerging in a liqu
The snake reaches up with their tail, draping part of it over the lizard's back. "I'm... Not really sure what else I could say to help. But, I'll wait here, and we'll go under at the same time once you're ready."
The snake reaches up with their tail, draping part of it over the lizard's back. "I'm... Not really
"Ok...I'm gonna hold onto to you...I'm probably not gonna be able to dive by myself, so I'll just have someone do it for me, heh" *the lizard takes some deep breathes, still holding onto the snake as he gets ready to hold his breath*
"Ok...I'm gonna hold onto to you...I'm probably not gonna be able to dive by myself, so I'll just ha
The snake quickly gasps one more breath, puffing their cheeks as well, and gently pulls the lizard into the soda while submerging themselves. The soda feels tingly around each reptile's body, but not unpleasant.
The snake quickly gasps one more breath, puffing their cheeks as well, and gently pulls the lizard i
*the soda feels very strange to the lizard even below the surface, his eyes briefly closed when the snake pulls him down, but after a bit he opens them again to look around*
*the soda feels very strange to the lizard even below the surface, his eyes briefly closed when the
The snake smiles at the lizard and lets go of them, assuming they'll be fine at this point. They let out a few bubbles as they happily swim in the bottle.
The snake smiles at the lizard and lets go of them, assuming they'll be fine at this point. They let
*the lizard smiles back, floating in place as they swim around as well, taking in sensation of the soda, they rather enjoy it, starting to smile more and more*
*the lizard smiles back, floating in place as they swim around as well, taking in sensation of the s
*the lizard decides to swim deeper too, going down to join the snake and sitting down, bubbles escaping his nose as he looks around the bottle, heating the bubbles around him too*
*the lizard decides to swim deeper too, going down to join the snake and sitting down, bubbles escap
*the lizard smiles back, nuzzling against the snake, enjoying the company with it as soft bubbles escape their nose. Even giving the snake a little kiss on the cheek*
*the lizard smiles back, nuzzling against the snake, enjoying the company with it as soft bubbles es
*the lizard blushes a bit for the snake's tongue, nuzzling against the snake even more and smiling even more as they are enjoying themselves under the soda, now the blush is a bit more red from the lack of air as well*
*the lizard blushes a bit for the snake's tongue, nuzzling against the snake even more and smiling e
Closing their eyes, the snake rests their head on the lizard's shoulder. They're starting to need air a bit themselves, but they're clearly still fine where they are for now.
Closing their eyes, the snake rests their head on the lizard's shoulder. They're starting to need ai
*the lizard closes their eyes too, resting their hear against the snake, wrapping their own arms around it in a hug, giving one more kiss for good luck as more bubbles escape their nose*
*the lizard closes their eyes too, resting their hear against the snake, wrapping their own arms aro
The snake looks nervously at the lizard, wondering if the two should head up. "Mmgh...Mmblblp..." It does seem they'd still be willing to stay down if the lizard is, though.
The snake looks nervously at the lizard, wondering if the two should head up. "Mmgh...Mmblblp..." It
*the lizard starts getting more strains and grunts, but is just as determined as the snake as they look at the snake with the same nervousness* "Mmmblblbl..."
*the lizard starts getting more strains and grunts, but is just as determined as the snake as they l
The snake squeezes the lizard a little tighter in their struggles, though not enough to hurt them. Little bubbles leave the snake's nostrils more frequently over time.
The snake squeezes the lizard a little tighter in their struggles, though not enough to hurt them. L
As their blush starts turning purple, the snake unwraps themselves from around the lizard, nervously pointing up at the surface with their tail as bubbles starts to stream from their nostrils.
As their blush starts turning purple, the snake unwraps themselves from around the lizard, nervously
*the lizard was turning blue by now, so they nodded their head and began to swim back up to the surface, bubbles leaking the entire time from their nostrils*
*the lizard was turning blue by now, so they nodded their head and began to swim back up to the surf
After a bit of panting, the snake responds. "Told you it's fun! Next time you get the chance to do this again, you should try drinking some while you're under, something about that feels even better than drinking it normally."
After a bit of panting, the snake responds. "Told you it's fun! Next time you get the chance to do t
"Hmmm, maybe I will... but for now, I'm a bit tired from that breath holding, so I think I'll take a break for now, I better go turn myself back to normal"
"Hmmm, maybe I will... but for now, I'm a bit tired from that breath holding, so I think I'll take a
"Yeah, I'll help you back down. I'll leave your soda alone from here on, as well." The snake lets the lizard grab onto them again, and carefully climbs down the outside of the bottle, having an easier time than earlier.
"Yeah, I'll help you back down. I'll leave your soda alone from here on, as well." The snake lets th
"Yeah I was more confused then mad 100%" *they grab the growth ray but before they zapped themselves they pick up the snake and gave it a gentle hug, even smooching their lips a bit with a giggle*
"Yeah I was more confused then mad 100%" *they grab the growth ray but before they zapped themselves
"Because your such a cute little thing and because I wanna do this often, yes of course you can stay!" *and after that they zap themselves with the ray and the lizard turns back to their normal size*
"Because your such a cute little thing and because I wanna do this often, yes of course you can stay
(There's sort of a way to feel that: Stick your finger into a can/bottle, and imagine the feeling of it all over your body. By the way, if you ever somehow get the chance to swim in soda, you'll want to wear goggles for it)
(There's sort of a way to feel that: Stick your finger into a can/bottle, and imagine the feeling of
amateur hour. (picks up the bottle) let me show the proper way to do it. (carrys you to the underground cellar) i've always wanted to do this. (flips all the soda keg valves open)
amateur hour. (picks up the bottle) let me show the proper way to do it. (carrys you to the undergro
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