A parody of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen as sung by Rufus Wainwright.
Oh, the trials and tribulations of bad breath.
Re-uploaded and remastered to get a better karaoke file.
I heard there was some secret food
That I could eat when I'm in the mood
That leaves my breath awash with smell of roses
But all I eat has garlic now,
Or smelly cheese, or rancid cow,
That saddles me with lots of halitosis
My breath is strong and I need some help,
I've tried that stuff that's made from kelp,
I've tried that stuff they claim was used by Moses.
But still my breath causes plants to die
My dog moved out. No wonder why
'Cause from my lips I blow out halitosis
Maybe I have been here before,
I know the owner her name's Lenore,
She claims she has relief for everyone's noses
I saw her sign on the marble wall,
It said, "Come in and down the hall."
But she just couldn't cure my halitosis.
There was a time not long ago
I evacuated the health expo
The smell was like a skunk that decomposes
They ban me from attending now
The EPA will disallow
My presence from the stench of halitosis
Maybe there's a God above,
But I think I scared off his dove,
And even the gate of Hell upon me closes
So when I die, I go nowhere
Just sit around and foul the air
My everlasting fate from halitosis
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25 Aug 2012 07:09 CEST
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