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The Beach Bears - Chapter 101: Dear Heart
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Some Nights as sung by Dipper
11_racc_rolled.mp3
Halitosis
The Drug Bust Song
Another parody of The Raccoon Song. I made this one for the Variety Show at Midwest Furfest some years back, when they wanted to Rick Roll the audience. The person in charge called it Racc Rolled...and this parody popped into my head.

Remastered.

This is a double parody. The words come from "The Raccoon Song" by Jan Hobson and Her Bad Review and the music is....well...you know it.

I've been eating all the crud
Down at the dump, the city dump
And breaking into homes is what I do
You'll find me in there stealing all the stuff

I just want to tell you I'm a raccoon
Gotta make you understand

Oh, I got a stripey tail, and I wear a bandit mask
The one that makes me look like The Lone Ranger
Gonna look just like a bear, like a little teddy bear
So you'll never treat me like a stranger

I'm washing fish for so long
I keep on washing. I can't wait to taste it
I work at night until the dawn
And by the dogs I'm really gonna get bit

I just want to tell you I'm a raccoon
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Oh I got a stripey tail and I wear a bandit mask
The one that makes me look like The Lone Ranger
Gonna look just like a bear, like a little teddy bear
So you'll never treat me like a stranger

Some people think I'm just a Crockett cap
Or a coonskin coat, but what I need to say is
When it comes to all your favorite stuff
You shouldn't trust me 'cause I just might break it

I just want to tell you I'm a raccoon
Gotta make you understand

Oh I got a stripey tail, and I wear a bandit mask
The one that makes me look like The Lone Ranger
Gonna look just like a bear, like a little teddy bear
So you'll never treat me like a stranger

Oh I got a stripey tail, and I wear a bandit mask
The one that makes me look like The Lone Ranger
Gonna look just like a bear, like a little teddy bear
So you'll never treat me like a stranger

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Type: Music - Single Track
Published: 6 years, 3 months ago
Rating: General

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Joppe
6 years, 3 months ago
Awsome XD
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