“The material contained in this disc is protected under the copyright laws of Galar and other regions. ‘Potty Training Your Ice-Type’ is sold for home use only. Duplication, public exhibition, or any other unauthorized commercial use in whole or in part is strictly prohibited.”
The show begins and its spectators are introduced to a cyan-colored background accompanied by the playful sounds of xylophones. As the music continues its melody, several small snowflakes start scattering around the screen, filling the background with a fair share of white.
“And now…” says a disembodied, feminine sounding voice. “Potty Training Your Ice-Type.”
As the narrator announces the title, it appears in a font colored white as snow, with little snowballs taking the place of every letter “o” to give the program that frosty flourish Ice-types are quite fond of. With the stage now set, the little snowflakes disperse and the background returns to its regular state, providing a slight pause before the narrator starts to speak again.
“Welcome! If you’re watching this, then you’re the proud parent of an Ice-type Pokémon!” they say in a cheerful tone of voice, clearly excited to educate the ones viewing this potty training program. “I’m so happy you chose this program, and I can’t wait to teach you and your chilly little child the potty training process! In fact, there’s someone else who’s joining you as well, and I bet she’s just as happy to meet you!”
An Alolan Vulpix makes an appearance a few moments later, donning a disposable with light blue snowflake designs along with light blue ruffles on the leg holes. Although, rather than simply walking to the center of the screen, the Ice-type toddler performs a series of spins and jumps before coming to a stop, emulating the actions of an ice skater.
“Bravo! Bravo!” the narrator says, prompting the toddler to take a bow. “Allow me to introduce you to Alice!”
“Hewwo!” the Vulpix says as she does another series of spins, greeting the audience with a wide smile.
“Wow! So many spins! Looks like you’re in line to be an ice skater someday!” says the narrator in an excited tone of voice.
“Uh huh! Uh huh! I gonna be da best ice skatah evah!” Alice says before doing yet another spin.
“I bet you will, but you’re not gonna be the best ice skater just by knowing all of the tricks!” says the narrator with a giggle.
“Huh? Why is dat?” asks the Alolan Vulpix, raising an eyebrow in confusion.
“Because you gotta be a big kid before you can be an ice skater, and big kids don’t wear diapers, silly!” says the narrator with another giggle. “You gotta start using the potty if you wanna be a big girl!”
“Ooooh, I wanna be a big giwl!” Alice says with a wide smile, though her expression quickly shifts back to one of confusion. “But…um….I dunno what a potty is.”
“That’s okay! Growing up is all about learning new things, and now you’ll get to learn about the potty!” says the narrator in a cheerful tone of voice.
“Wow!” Alice stares at the camera with an awestruck expression, eager to know what the potty entails.
“Little Alice has a lot to learn about the potty, and that goes for you and your child as well!” says the narrator, now addressing the audience with their remarks. “Lucky for you, this program has everything you need to get your frosty little fella through the potty training process! So, without further ado, let’s get started!”
Shortly after making that statement, the small snowflakes fill the background once again, scattering away as the show makes its next transition. The scene opens with a shot of a simple two story house, eventually zooming into one of the windows to get an indoor view while piano keys function as the background music. Now donning a dark blue dress in addition to her disposable diaper, the shot then shifts to Alice toddling around the living room with a teddy bear cuddled close to her chest, prompting the narrator to speak while the toddler continues their playtime.
“As those already familiar with these programs know, different types of children have different amounts of interest when it comes to ditching their diapers.” says the narrator. “So, you may be asking, what’s the case for Ice-type children?”
Right on cue, a surprised expression forms on Alice’s face and she suddenly feels a potent pressure in her bladder, her legs starting to shake as she looks down at her diaper. Clearly reluctant to use her pampers for their intended purpose, the toddler squirms and fidgets for several more seconds, pressing her paws onto the front of her diaper as she desperately tries to hold it in. Of course, for a diaper dependent child like herself, such actions are simply delaying the inevitable, and in just a few more moments the floodgates fling wide open.
“I gotta-“
PSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!
Before Alice can even finish her sentence, a loud hissing sound is heard as her bladder reflexively releases itself, causing her diaper to sag and stain a light shade of yellow. The background music then shifts to the dissatisfied sounds of brass instruments as the toddler’s face forms into a frown, discomforted by the warm feeling of her thoroughly soaked diaper.
“If her frowny face is anything to go by, Ice-types don’t take too much delight in using their diapers.” says the narrator. “Because such children are already so accustomed to the cold, they don’t appreciate the additional warmth that comes with using their diapers, whether it’s number one or number two.”
BRAAAAAAAP!!!
To emphasize that exact point, Alice’s bowels abruptly expel a loud bout of flatulence, prompting her to press her paws onto the back of her diaper in a desperate attempt to stop the stink bomb from detonating.
“I gotta go poopy! I gotta…ngggh!”
Time quickly runs out for the toddler as the pressure in her bowels intensifies in the span of a few seconds, clearly lacking the control to change this soiling situation.
“Mmmmph!” the Alolan Vulpix bends her knees and scrunches up her face as she gets into a squat, having no choice but to release the pressure from down below.
PBLOOOORP!!!
A big solid plops into Alice’s diaper, causing it to quickly expand and bulge out in the back.
“Ewwwww!” says the Alolan Vulpix as her frown shifts to an angrier expression, agitated by the warm and squishy sensations of her stinky load.
GUUUUUUURGLE!!!
A loud gurgle then emits from her tummy and a deep blush appears on her face, indicating that she’s not done filling her diaper just yet. Alice puts her paws on her knees and assumes a squatting position once again, begrudgingly addressing the additional pressure in her bowels.
“Stiww gotta…go poopy….mmmmph!” she says in between strained grunts.
PFFFFFFT!! SPLOOOOOOOORTCH!!!
The toddler’s tail flicks upward and a mushier mess suddenly spills into her diaper, causing it to droop below her knees and discolor a dark shade of brown.
“Hmmmph!”
Alice angrily stomps her foot and looks at the camera with the poutiest face possible, dissatisfied with all the deeds she had done in her diapers. Be it solid, liquid, and everything in between, all of the waste piled in her pampers was nothing but an annoyance to the Alolan Vulpix, an apparent source of agitation due to all those warm and squishy sensations spreading around her bottom. To add insult to injury, she detested the sight of the stained and saggy diaper between her legs, deeply disliking the fact that the pure, pristine whites of her padding were now blemished by blotches of brown and yellow.
“And, when both numbers are in the mix, the result you get is a rather angry child.” says the narrator, addressing the audience before speaking to the grumpy little girl. “Having a dirty diaper isn’t all that fun, huh, Alice?”
“No ish not! Ish gwoss, and yucky, and I don’t wike it!” Alice responds with another angry stomp of her foot.
“Now now, it’s not something to get so grumpy over!” says the narrator with a playful giggle.
“Why’s dat?” Alice asks, still staring at the camera with a pouty face.
“Hehe, remember that potty I told you about a little earlier?” asks the narrator with another giggle.
“Oooh, yea! You said dats da ting dat makes me a big giwl!” Alice says as she steps closer to the camera, her angry expression swiftly changing to one of curiosity.
“Indeed, I did! The potty is a place where big kids go when they gotta go, an amazing alternative to doing those dirty deeds in your diapers! Doesn’t that sound lovely?” asks the narrator as they pose another question, using far more flowery language to appeal to Alice’s curiosity.
“Uh huh! Uh huh! I wanna twy dis potty tingie!” says the Alolan Vulpix with an eager nod of her head, an adorable smile now replacing her sour mood as the music shifts back to the sounds of playful piano keys.
“Awesome! That’s what I like to hear!” the narrator cheerfully exclaims. “Although, before we can get started, someone’s gotta change your diaper!” they add with a chuckle.
Right on cue, a male Weavile steps into the shot, eliciting some laughter from the little girl as he scoops Alice up and affectionately nuzzles her on the cheek.
“Woah! We gotta you cleaned up, cutie pie!” says the Weavile as he rests Alice on his right shoulder and gently pats her padded rump, assessing all the damage Alice had done to her diaper.
As the two Pokémon leave the shot, the small snowflakes fill the screen once again, indicating a shift to a new scene. After the snowflakes scatter away, the scene opens to the father and daughter standing in the living room, with Alice now wearing a clean diaper while she stands in front of a baby blue gift box.
“Oooh, what is it, Daddy? What’s in da box?” Alice asks as she excitedly jumps in place, curious to know the container’s contents.
“Only one way to find out, sweetheart!” the Weavile responds. “Go ahead and open it up!
Alice unties the blue ribbon on the box and rapidly rips up the wrapping paper, revealing a teal-colored training potty with a light blue snowflake symbol in the center.
“Tada! Now you’ve got a potty to call your own!” says her father with a smile. “Well, what do you think, Alice?”
As the toddler takes a look at her new potty, a wide smile forms on her face, quite satisfied with its color scheme. Of course, appearance was far from the only reason for Alice to be pleased with her potty, for she was even more excited to have a place to unload beyond the diaper between her legs, a place where the excessively warm sensations of her waste would no longer be an issue.
“I wuv it, Daddy! I wuv it!” Alice says as she gives her father a big hug, very grateful for this gift.
“Awww, I’m glad you like it, sweetie!” says the Weavile before giving his daughter a kiss on the cheek. “Now, wanna give your new potty a try?”
“Oooooh, yea yea yea!” Alice responds before breaking from the hug.
The toddler then tears off her diaper and tosses it aside, taking a seat on the training potty with a wide smile remaining on her face. Although, as Alice continues to sit on the potty, her smile slightly subsides, now realizing that certain conditions have yet to be met for a completely comfortable experience.
“As eager as your child may be to ditch those diapers, you’ve got some work to do as well!” says the narrator as they address the audience. “Like other types of toddlers, your frosty little fella has particular preferences when it comes to potty training, and it’s your job to create the most comfortable conditions for your aspiring big kid.”
“Ah, I’ve got something that’ll help, sweetie.” says the Weavile as he walks up to the toddler, well aware of Alice’s needs.
After taking the Vulpix off the potty, he uses his cryogenic capabilities to fill the training potty with snow, providing a cold and comfortable cushion for his child to sit on.
“There! That should make things better!” he says as he places the toddler back on the potty.
A wide smile returns to Alice’s face, comforted by the soft texture of her snowy seat, soothed by the chilly temperature of such conditions. With the proper parameters now in place, she can now concentrate on using the potty as she starts scrunching up her face.
PSSSSSSSSSH!!! PFFFFFT!! PLOP! PLOP!!
While she unloads the contents of her bladder and bowels into the potty, the narrator starts to speak once again, explaining the correct conditions for potty training progress.
“As one would expect, Ice-types are already acclimated to the cold, and those chilly conditions are exactly what your child needs when it comes to using the potty!” says the narrator while the toddler continues to empty herself.
Alice sighs in relief once she’s all done, gleefully giggling and cheerfully clapping her hands in response to her display of potty training prowess.
“As long as you can keep your child in those cool conditions, potty training your child will be a breeze!” says the narrator in an optimistic tone, all while the background music transitions to a triumphant tune. “Of course, that also means putting in the extra effort to keep your child as chilly as possible when they’re on the potty, even during the hottest of days!”
To accentuate that exact idea, snowflakes fill the screen once again as the show shifts to another scene, presenting the audience with the sight of several children enjoying a splendid summer day at the park as the snowflakes scatter away. Now sporting a dark blue t-shirt to go with her diaper, along with a blue pair of velcro shoes, the camera zooms in on Alice climbing onto the play structure, the sounds of her joyful laughter being heard as she approaches the slide.
“Weeeeee!” the Alolan Vulpix goes down the slide with a wide smile, happily kicking her feet during the whole descent.
GUUUUUUUURGLE!!!
However, once Alice steps off the slide, her smile suddenly shifts to a shocked expression as she feels an all too familiar pressure from down below, prompting her to press her paws onto the back of her diaper before making a mad dash to the park bench.
“Daddy! I gotta go potty!” says the Ice-type toddler while she looks up at her father.
“Then let’s put you on the potty, sweetheart!” the Weavile responds.
After filling the training potty with snow and setting it on the grassy terrain, he undoes his daughter’s diaper and places her on the potty.
“Alright, go ahead, Alice!.” says the Weavile before turning back around, wanting to give his daughter some privacy while she does her business.
The toddler tries to relax and let it all out, but even with the soft snow providing her with a cold and comfy cushion, the scorching summer heat makes such conditions insufficient for the Ice-type child.
“Daddy! Ish too hot!” Alice says with a slight frown.
“Oh? That’s not cold enough for you?” asks her father as he stands back up. “Hmm….”
The Weavile starts scanning his surroundings in response, needing something else to allow Alice to beat the heat. Fortunately, he’s able to find a solution as he suddenly spots an ice cream stand supervised by a Glaceon, prompting him to swiftly make his way over there.
“One scoop of strawberry ice cream, please!” he says as he places the right amount of money in front of the server.
“Coming right up!” says the Glaceon as they grab a waffle cone in one hand and a silver scooper in the other, collecting a scoop of strawberry ice cream and placing it on the cone before handing it to their customer. “Here you go!”
With that, the Weavile briskly walks back to his daughter, hoping that’ll be enough to cool her off.
“Here, this should help.” he says as he hands her the ice cream cone.
“Oooooh! Tank you, Daddy!” Alice says as she stares at the sweet treat in her hands.
A wide smile returns to the toddler’s face as she starts licking her ice cream, satisfied not only by the sweet strawberry flavors filling her taste buds, but also by the extra coldness of an ice cream cone. Now feeling content with this comfortable amount of cold, Alice is able to use the potty as she scrunches up her face once again.
PFFFFFT! FRRRRRRT!! PLOP!!!
After depositing a sizable solid into the potty, Alice eagerly gets back to eating her ice cream, providing her the perfect treat for another act of potty training prowess.
“See? A single scoop of ice cream can be enough to keep your chilly child comfortable, even under less than ideal conditions!” says the narrator. “If you can consistently keep them cold, they’ll be out of diapers in no time!”
The little snowflakes fill up the screen one last time and that cyan-colored background soon takes their place, with another peppy piano medley starting up while the narrator makes their closing remarks.
Now that you’ve made it to the end, you’re more than ready to start potty training your Ice-type!” they say in a cheerful tone of voice. “Thank you to all the parents who watch this program, and best of luck to you and your child!”
The narrator finishes talking and the music starts to approach its final sequence, though right before the show comes to a close, a certain someone spins their way onto the screen.
“Hehehe, bye bye!” Alice says as she comes to a stop, happily waving at the camera before the screen fades to black.
End
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