Just found a couple of cowbells lying around and decided to try one on with my friend Rob wearing the other...after all, what's the worst that could happen???
But as soon as we put them around our necks, they begin to glow and are hands reshape into hooves and my gloves burst in response! Rob must have jinxed us!
Our shirts were the next to go, as Rob's pecs ripped his right off his chest and my overall straps and buttons couldn't take the pressure any longer!
A new, bulging appendage burst through our pants, and now both Rob and I had large, milk-producing udders!
A spotted tail ripped through my overalls anad a pink-tufted tail erupted from Rob's behind!
Rob's udder swelled a bit more, as new hooves burst through my pants and boots and shredded through his shoes!
Our faces were the last to change, and we both mooed in response as our transformations concluded!
Rob seems a bit put out by his transformation, but I have no idea why...after all, he gets to be a big buff cow with a giant udder!
At least I'm looking on the bright side: I also get to be a big buff cow with a giant udder...so as long as we're stuck here we'll have plenty of milk!
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