Once upon a time, a bear couple was about to sit down to have a bowl of porridge. However, the porridge was way too hot.
So the couple decided to take a stroll while waiting for the porridge to cool down. By the way, there is no little bear in this story, because the male bear is impotent, thus the couple never had cubs.
Years ago, there use to be concern among the woodland creatures about a delinquent known as Goldie Locks, who had a reputation of trespassing into their homes while they were away, eating their food, breaking their chairs and taking naps in their beds. However, this is a day and time when Goldie Locks is in an old age home at 87 years old, thus no longer a concern to the woodland creatures.
As for Goldie Locks; Since she turned 80, she developed a habit of putting her shoes in the refrigerator and not knowing she had put them there.
The family got more concerned when Goldie Locks started doing things like putting dish washing liquid on her pancakes, and putting pancake syrup in the sink to clean the dishes.
On several occasions, Goldie Locks cracked eggs directly on a stove burner after forgetting to put down a skillet...When the eggs oozed down into the hot burner and started smoking, Goldie Locks asked, "Where did the eggs go?"
A few times, she had put a half gallon of ice cream up in the cupboard, and it melted as it oozed and dripped down from the cupboard.
She once poured grapefruit juice in the coffee maker to make coffee...Another time, she poured whipping cream in the coffee maker.
Another time, she tried to make grilled cheese sandwiches in the toaster...She later tried to clean the toaster by submerging it in the sink with the dirty dishes.
Goldie Locks once tore up a blender by trying to blend Brazil nuts still in the shells...She thought they were Mandarin orange slices.
One time when Goldie Locks tried to make Jello, she microwaved it, forgetting it is suppose to be refrigerated.
In the mornings, Goldie Locks would call for Edward, and ask, "Is Edward up yet?"...Edward was Goldie Locks' late husband who passed away of cancer 17 years earlier.
At age 83, Goldie Locks mistook a can of lawnmower gasoline for lantern oil and almost burned the house down...She would have blew herself up if it had not been for one of her adult sons stopping her. That's when the family finally took her to be checked by a doctor, who diagnosed her to have Alzheimer's... By this time, Goldie Locks' mind was really gone.
At age 87, Goldie Locks now stares out of a window of her room in an old age home, rocking back and forth and drooling on herself.
As for Mr. and Mrs. Bear, they have already long ago accepted the fact they will live out the rest of their lives never having cubs.
Eventually, the bear couple purchased a motor home camper so they can travel out on vacations and go to places they've never been before...And even though they never had cubs, they still got a bumper sticker for the camper that read, "Spending our cubs' inheritance".
And the bear couple lived happily ever after.
The End
By the way...I have this posted on SoFurry, titled "Goldie Locks and the Three Bears - No Cubs".
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