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Balan's Wonderworld Review/Rant

Balan's Wonderworld Review
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Balan's Wonderworld Review
It's almost 6 AM where I am, Jesus Christ why do you do this to me body?

Also, the game was co-developed by Arzest. The same guys who made Hey! Pikmin and that crappy Yoshi's New Island. ... I think that explains everything. Also, this is what happens when I have no script.

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kobold 5,491, audio 1,171, review 282, rant 163, jake the kobold 75, balan wonderworld 44
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Type: Music - Single Track
Published: 1 month, 2 weeks ago
Rating: General

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FriskyWoods
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Judging from the review I read, it's also what happens when Yuji Naka has no script.
boyninja12
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Pretty much.

"Hey, you know I did NiGHTS? Do that."

"Okay, then what?"

"......................... Shit."
ChrisLoneWolf
2 weeks, 1 day ago
So lets see what is the issues with this and the most simple way.

Basic and bland plot.
Non-memorable characters.
The main cover art character being a side character and has very little to no screen and mostly focus on the kids as main characters cause gee where the fuck I have heard that before...*cough"Tom and Jerry"cough*
Linear and ancient gameplay in the year of 2021.
Non existent fucked up power ups and trying to obvious reference use a mechanic from an OBVIOUS italian plumper-baby star game.
The antagonist and suppose "enemies" are a joke.
And the game is playing like a mobile game and its $60 full price game.

Yeah I cannot agree more and say this game fucking blows and Yuji Naka REALLY needs to catch up to the modern era and stop being a boomer and one hit wonder cause goddamn did he let himself go, and Its an embarrassment.
boyninja12
2 weeks, 1 day ago
Took the words right out of my mouth. It's EXACTLY like that to a T. Hey, you know all those extra buttons? Yeah, people use'em. This game, never even had a Goddamn chance. But that's okay guys! We have a novel that explains... well, EVERYTHING. Fuck this game.

From now on, if you see the words: "The creator from X series-" Chances are, it's either gonna be ass, or good. I mean, look how well Mighty No.9 went. OH WAIT. IT BOMBED.
ChrisLoneWolf
6 hrs, 51 mins ago
A novel to explain the entire plot of Balan's wonderland, then what is the point exactly to adding said "plot" to the game again?

And regarding Mighty No.9 you can actually blame Capcom for that blunder because they started shit behind Inafune's back (Keiji Inafune is the creator of the original Street fighter and Megaman games, FYI) such as continuing on the Megaman X series when Inafune made it clear that X5 is suppose to be the last Megaman X game of that series only for capcom to make X6 behind his back, forcing Inafune to revision the Megaman Zero series and ended up leaving capcom during the production of Megaman Legends 3, which got canceled and blamed the fans for it.
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