Years ago I had an idea for a Pathfinder character that I wanted to run just for fun. I built a kobold brawler whose whole deal was that you had better not criticize her cooking or she'll whang you one with the frying pan/rolling pin/tenderizer/etc. Someone who could use whatever was to hand as an improvised weapon.
Also wanted her to be a lil fatty. 2.75 feet tall and pushing 4 stone. Think someone a bit bigger and heavier than a 5 gallon water bottle.
As far as I know, I'll never get to play her. But oh well. I wanted her to get some of those mithril cooking implements.
She'd be an interesting character. No squeezing through tight spaces there, probably not subtle, but muscle to lift/swing and fat to absorb some blows. She'd be great for interrogation with those tongs. Looks cute, like the feet and head.
She'd be an interesting character. No squeezing through tight spaces there, probably not subtle, bu
