There was this friendly raccoon in a park being scratched and petted by a bunch of children. I decided to join them. While petting raccoon I thought to myself "boy it's so great being a raccoon and having no worries. I wish I could be a raccoon too, even if I had to be your mate" Then I started shrinking and transforming into a raccoon in front of everyone in the public park. I embarrassingly tired hiding my tail under my now too big shirt. It was too late. I was transformed.
Text reads: *Raccoon Noises* Wait I didn't think I'll actually become a raccoon ! ? *Raccoon Noises*
