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Corona-mission! Waste Makes Haste

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And you probably thought I was dead, didn't you? Sorry, COVID-19 isn't trying very hard. Anyway!

"So after I applied my fifteen pounds of make-up, I hopped in my SUV and drove down to the local Target for some crullers. Just as I walked through the door, some peon told me that I couldn't go shopping without wearing a mask! What nerve! Can you believe it? So I told him that I had a medical condition and that I didn't have to wear the mask, and that he couldn't ask what the condition was because that would be illegal. I learned that one on Facebook... pretty good trick, huh? So the employee says to me, 'But ma'am, what if somebody gets sick?,' and I was like, 'That's their problem, isn't it?' Anyway-"
"Uh, excuse me, Ms. Tapeworm."
"It's Tapir."
"Yes, what you said. Look, I'd love to stick around and chat, but I really have to change my baby."
"But I'm not that bad!"

A commission for Lulshi Squirrel, and the last in the coronavirus set. Collect them all!

female 660,145, cat 135,609, diaper 40,071, squirrel 19,758, messing 1,217, tapir 110, karens suck 1
Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 1 month, 1 week ago
Rating: General

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1 month, 1 week ago
Glad to see you still kicking
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1 month, 1 week ago
Sorry, I don't think they're making the szechuan sauce anymore.
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