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Blaze: How'd you get a hold of Valsenan coffee, anyway. Belladonna: I might have borrowed the Sol Emeralds. Blaze: Moooom! Belladonna: I almost got it right! I was in the right dimension! I just ended up in the desert next door to Valsena. Blaze: You could have ended up in the Digital World or Equestria or something! Belladonna: I wish! I could easily pass as a Digimon or an Abyssinian. But busty cat ladies only exist in RPG worlds as demons. They thought I was from... whatever their underworld is called. I just sort of went with it. I had to turn into a human to stop getting looks. Blaze: You could try wearing a bra. Belladonna: Yes well, bras haven't been invented in that dimension yet. Blaze: Truly a backwards society. Belladonna: Anyway, so I had to fuck some old dude -- Blaze: Mooom! Belladonna: -- and ask a favor from some Dark Lord, and then I owed some debts. Blaze: What kind of debts?! Belladonna: He wanted me to kill some heroes. You know I'm not the killing type. I had to trap a guy's soul for a spell and act like I murdered him, but he should be all better now. Oh, and I gave a girl a necklace and told her boyfriend it was cursed and would choke her to death if he opposed me. Dummy fell for it, apparently there was some legend about a necklace like that. Blaze: Legends are always true in those RPG worlds, he wouldn't have questioned it. Belladonna: So eventually I fought those heroes, they had an adorable little amazon princess with them, reminded me of you a bit. Blaze: How so. Belladonna: Tough little creampuff, very dutiful and reliable, no boobs to speak of. Blaze: [incoherent growling] Belladonna: She stabbed the shit out of me with that nasty spear of hers. Blaze: [mumbles] Mistook you for a whale. Belladonna: What was that, dear? Blaze: N-nothing... Belladonna: I put up a decent fight, acted like I died, and then ran off and got my fucking coffee... I suppose it was a good thing I didn't teleport straight there, or else I would have shown up as I am and they would probably not have sold me any coffee. Blaze: You could literally have just asked me to do all of this for you for Mother's Day. Belladonna: But then you would have had to fuck the old guy. Blaze: MOM PLEASE. |
