“Nearly there, nearly there...” Si muttered and blinked his eyes to wash away the dizziness clouding them, the blood beginning to rush to his head. He opened them again and stared down at the terrified fish scampering around the bowl all fat and delicious looking. The fish didn’t need any sort of higher intelligence to know what this floating cat planned to do with his soft, tender form when it latched its claws around him. “Lower me just a little further, I can almost reach” Si called back to his identical twin Am, perched on a shelf above with paws wrapped tight around his siblings back legs, the rest of the cat stretched down below and reaching for it’s delicious prize. So close now.
“You leave him alone!”
Si wrenched his eyes shut in frustration when he heard that short, angry bark from the other side of the room. A little brown spaniel bursting towards them as fast as her fat little legs would carry her. “I said” she shouted up at the two cats, one trying desperately to keep his slackening grip tight around two squirming forelegs and the other clutching for the confused fish “leave him alone!”
No response. Lady growled and, with a quick bash of her front paws against the nearby table leg the fishbowl began to teeter and sway. “S-si....Si you’re gonn-” Before he could say another Am tumbled forward with his paws still wrapped tight around his brother legs, the two cats bashing onto the table and then ground in a ball of trashing, clawing panic.
“That’s what you ge-Oh No!” Lady cried aghast as she noticed the fishbowl and a very disgruntled fish spill over and follow the cats in their descent towards the ground.At first she sprinted forward to catch the bowl but her sharp mind told her that the more likely scenario was that it would smash upon her head and knock her into unconscious. So with deft and instinctual improvisation she bounced up and instead caught the fish, thrown clean off its bowl, in her canine jaws which slammed tight around the petrified, flopping creature. Taking care not to bite down and sever it in two Lady looked around desperately for another source of water as the fish’s former home crashed and shattered on the living room floor.
*Her water bowl!*
Proud of her own ingenuity the fat spaniel sprinted towards the kitchen, leaving the two cats behind her tangled up in a squirming, hissing knot. “Have to be quick, quick” she thought to herself, trying to salivate the fish to keep it moist although she knew that wasn’t enough to keep it breathing. “There!” she ran towards her water bowl and spat the fish right into a puddle consisting of kitchen water, one or two crumbs of kibble from dinner and some of her own saliva. The aquatic creature flopped right into the horrid mixture but didn’t complain, his fish brain forgetting the traumatic experience within seconds, swimming around it’s new house in meandering circles as Lady sighed. “Hardly a fitting place for the fish to live but it’s better than expiring on the living room floor” she told herself, reasoning that it would do until Jim Dear came home and put him into a new bowl. Until then Lady could do nothing else and resolved to simply be proud of what she had achieved.
But there was still one matter to resolve, or perhaps two...
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It took Si and Am a few moments to untangle themselves from the cat knot, both of them hissing and clawing at the other in their avid frustration.
“You dropped me!”
“The dog knocked me over what was I supposed to do?”
Finally they calmed down, pulled themselves off each other and stood in the living room amidst the shards of former fish bowl and a puddle of fish flavoured water, cleaning themselves with a haughty, frustrated air. “...we got pretty close Si” Am tried to console his brother still seeing the thick breaths waft out of the feline’s nose “maybe next time we’ll get him.”
The other cat huffed.
“I want him now” Si spat with his claws flexing and a furious expression plastered onto his face. Eyes flame with rage and teeth bared as he pulled at his own wet fur. His twin staring at him with low eyes, thinking about ways they could get back at that haughty spaniel, the bane of their existence.
“That dog keeps getting in our way” Si continued as if he’d read his twin’s mind “When we try to take some milk from the fridge she’s there to slam the door shut on our paws. When we want a little fishy snack she knocks us off a table and runs away with it in her jaws. Precious little Lady’s always ruining our plans” His twin Am nodded in agreement although he still carried a reluctant air, wondering where his brother was going with all of this. “We have to get rid of her, for good this time..”
Si’s twin looked at him with a confused glare, “stop being vague Si, what do you mean get rid of her for good? If we knocked her into the pool or tricked a fox into carrying her off the Dears would have us vetted and buried before the sun came up.”
“Not if we dealt with her properly, left no evidence to link back to us.” Am raised an eyebrow at his brother’s burgeoning smile “when she comes in slide around the back and grab her legs, hold her down and i’ll do the rest.”
“Shit Si, I don’t know what you’re doing but I am not involving myself in an-”
“Shut it, here she is.”
Before Am could voice more of his disapproval and worry the spaniel finally came storming back in and, he dutifully and with such feline grace, made his way behind her as the spaniel barked out aggression at the two of them. Trusting that whatever his brother had planned was going to be good.
"You two are out of your minds" came the incessant yapping from under a furrowed furry brow "I swear I-I'll have you thrown out of the house over this!" She went on, making breathless threats at the staunch visage of Si as the cat stood steadfast. Staring forward both at his brother slipping around her form with the unwavering dexterity of a stealthy cat and also at the dog herself. His eyes running over her short form and taking in all its promises. Lady was cute, even Si could attest to that. Her soft fur fluffing out in adorable distemperment as she continued to bark her disapproval through a well set, fluffy jaw underneath two deep blue eyes. Her ears hanging down on either side of her, stretching down to her fat little stumpy legs, held close together with plump toes sprawled out in what she assumed was a threatening gesture. And behind them was the real prize for someone of Si's mindset, her belly and rump.
The spaniel was a typical housepet, pampered to high heaven by her doting owners and fed only the finest kibble usually seasoned with fresh, raw meat. As such she had acquired a lovely roundness to her form over the years, a soft layer of thick pet fat keeping her warm, lazy and stupid. Her belly hung below her spine and her fat butt was behind that, fluffy and soft and so enticingly round. Si began to drool and Lady raised a curious eyebrow when she saw that, thinking him suddenly daft. "Are you listening to me you mangy mongrel?" Neither cat was, too busy admiring different parts of her and the uses they could attain from them. Si was itnerested in all that belly and muscle and fat and Am was occupied, in the key position he now found himself in, solely with the rump. The two furry haunches twitching with the unconscious twitches of Lady’s tail, some part of her enjoying the act of admonishing her feline companions.
“and as for y-” Before lady could finish her sentence and turn to face Am the cat sprung forward with outstretched paws, like a lion would pounce on a zebra, and grabbed rump and back legs. Claws latching around her shins and sticking his head in the thick downy fur of her fattened ass. The dog’s slamming forward with a yell of surprise and a harsh *thump* as her head hit the hardwood floor almost knocking her clean out. “aggh....wha-wha...” She mumbled in a daze with cloudy eyes and a harsh thunder in her brain, the cloudiness parting to showcase the advancing grin of Si. The cat’s harsh tongue sliding our to run across his sharp incisors. “W-What the? you’ll pay for this you two, I swear.” Lady tried to kick back against her captor with a harsh growl and a snap of her teeth, only getting a light squeeze in response as the perverse cat took full advantage of the position he was in.
Lady was stuck, sprawled out on all fours with Am holding her down and the hot stink of Si’s Siamese stink wafting into her face. Lady began to gnash her jaws in a vain attempt to catch any inch of either of the cats, flailing maw snapping against thin air.
“hmmmm” SI sat back for a moment to think how he could calm this dog down long enough to begin his plan in full, and came up with a doozy. “Hey furbrain” he called and lady turned towards him with rage only to be met with a little present of the cat’s own in the form of an odorous, mouse scented belch that made Lady wrinkle her nose in disgust as it flowed towards her. “uuurrrppp~”
Cringing lady tried to turnfrom the stink from the cat's jaw as it wafted around her, clinging to her gorgeous coat and staining it with thick, fishy foulness. "You r-reek" she stammered with eyes cast down to the carpeted floor "if all you wanted to do was belch on me then I think we can call this a d-day. Now let go of me."
The cat smacked his lips, showing the thick tongue flapping in a cavern of pink. "Hehe, I don't just want to belch on you silly thing" he drawled and crept towards her still cringing face, Lady’s anger diffused and replaced now with red hot shame. "I want to belch you" Si continued cryptic as ever and, with a typically theatrical flourish, slipped his tongue out of its pink cavern and swept it across her short muzzle. Lady recoiling as the organ swept across her with relish, coating her whiskers and jaw with thick and slimy cat drool. A soft but intent purr cooing from his Siamese neck.
“Belch you out, as a matter of fact. Mmm” the perverse kiss continued, tongue slapping on the the sides of the blinking dog’s twitching muzzle ignoring the whimpered protests from the increasingly distressed animal. “You see Lady I am soooo hungry still and frankly I've gone off the idea of fish, I need some real food.”
The spaniel’s grew wide first in confusion then in sheer terror, her heart leaping to her gullet as a whine escaped out her nostrils, kicking her legs to get Am off her as the realisation of what this Siamese wanted dawned on her innocent little head. “y-you can’t seriously want...”
“your meat? But that’s exactly what I want, all of that delicious plump pet meat you carry around with you. Hope you said your goodbyes to your owners, little Lady, cause the next time they’ll be seeing you is in my litter tray.”
Lady could only gasp as the cat's maw suddenly slid open to reveal the pink room within, a freckle of saliva the only thing connecting the two hinges of impossibly stretched jaw. Her heart bouncing into her chest as she stared her demise in the face eyes stinging with tears and from the hot drink of the fishy breath. "P-please! You can have the fish! I'll let you have all the fish you want just don't EA-mmpppph!"
The jaws clamped her jaw shut and turned the screamed plea into a muffled whine,the cat looking into Lady's haunted eyes with a chuckle and another soft flick of tongue against her whiskered cheek. She could smell his breath, feel his maw flexing around her muscle and the sharp incisors digging into her soft flesh. She let out another muffled whine for mercy but Si simply grinned back at her and gulped again again. Sliding her wide eyes into thick, gooey darkness.
*gulp* *glurk* *snarf*
Not wanting to be pulled in with the dog Am finally let the legs go and stared upon the scene with a mix of surprise, horror and some awe. He was really doing it, Si was eating that annoying spaniel whole and alive, cheeks bulging out with her squirming head and fangs locked tight around the wriggling neck, those legs kicking out and almost striking Am square in the face. The cat getting a whiff of her furry feet, the stink of stark fear wafting off every inch of Lady as she was gobbled.
Am has seen Si snarf down mice and birds whole but this was new, an entire spaniel plumped up and fat from years of rich pet food. "Is she...good?" He asked with a shrug, unsure of what to say.
His twin shot him a happy glance that told him that yes indeed the spaniel was delicious, juicy and sweet and wriggly as any fish would be. Every muffled cry for mercy and frantic wriggle to pull herself out of the cat's stinking depths gave Si a delicious bump of ecstasy, teeth sinking deep into her furry skin, drawing some blood that only added to Lady's wriggles and taste. He purred, cheeks filled with scrumptious dog meat and half of the spaniel still stuck outside. This was heavenly...
For lady it was much less pleasant. She was trapped with her paws stuck go her side and unable to even wriggle hard as she stared down the dark pink gullet, vaguely aware that at the bottom of it lay the belly. And within it, her digestion. She gulped and blinked back tears, digging her free hind legs into the carpet, Si licking over belly with some relish as he tested the especially tender meat there. "You s-sick freak" she spat, sticky gullet muscle slickly melding around her form, fur drenched in saliva as she was eaten. “I hope you choke on me!”
Or at the very least, Lady hoped that she would give him indigestion.
The cat had little concern for that at the minute however as he continued to gulp and suck and swallow, past her belly and past her rump. His twin finally letting go with a startled jump lest he too be pulled into the chasm of a Siamese gullet along with the screaming, kicking dog. The bump in the cat’s neck sliding, sliding until it slipped and curled up in his rancid gut that stank of fish and kibble, soon to be full of the much sweeter smell of a digesting spaniel.
Lady was incredulous and the only thing now that kept her slipping into total despair was the thought that this was still a prank, that Si wasn’t just going to sleep her off and grow fat off her but it was becoming increasingly harder to keep that facade up. She coiled onto herself painfully getting a faceful of her own crotch, fluffy hindfeet matted down with cat drool pillowing either side of her head, her brown furred spine bumping out against the outer wall of feline belly. If Si were so inclined he could almost stroke her like a human would, but for now he contented himself to simply sigh and enjoy the feelings of a full meal resting within him, one still too dazed to even struggle.
From the outside, and from Am’s perspective, Si would of looked like nothing more than an obese Siamese. The stretched fur on his gorged belly exposing a layer of pink, but a closer look would of brought to light the ripples and bulges of what looked like paws, the slightest hints of a whimpering dog audible inside. “y-you really ate her” Am muttered dumbfounded, he hadn’t even gotten his chance to squeeze or rub his face against that delectable rump it had slid in so fast, the source of their consternation now little more than a squirming gurgling piece of soon to be festering belly flesh.
“She’s still alive” his twin responded with a hazy grin, tongue lolling out to slide across his cheeks and take in that scrumptious tang again “I'm going to try and keep her squirming for as long as I can...”
Am would have objected to this but, he supposed, there was little he could really do to stop such an act. It was Si’s belly after all. “Alright fine but at least let me...unh” He pushed his paws against his twin’s gorged organ and stopped dead, feeling the bumps of Lady’s spine moving inside, a cold shiver running down his back. “i-i’m gonna roll you somewhere quieter, don’t want the human finding you with the dog melting inside you like some rat.”
“ugghhh” The cat groaned and looked a little queasy “I think I'm gonn...URRRRRPPP” His jaw opened in a ringing burp, the stink of the dog wafting from his maw and surrounding Am in a cloud of hot, scented air. “ugh, sorry. Thought I was gonna vomit her back out...”
“You’re disgust-hey Si wait” he lifted a claw to point at the cat’s stomach now awash with ripples and gurgles and alive with the thick struggles of the dog inside, the cat’s belch having awoken his sleeping stomach. The dog inside now feeling the full force of a carnivore’s belly.
Lady had until this time bided her time sobbing lightly and wriggling as best she could in the tight space she was encased in. The airtight muscle hugging all the exposed fur on her body, smoothing it down with stinging slimes, the fishy stink of this pink chamber making her gag and gasp for whatever fresh air she could find. It was terribly hot in here, and she was getting a very irritating ache in her back but the worst injury of all was the one to Lady’s pride. Here she was, bolted down the cat’s jaws like some sort of common rat. Surely he didn’t actually plan to digest her? He couldn’t, such a small thing could barely contain a fully grown bird let alone a medium sized dog. No he must only want to keep her in here to scare her, maybe digest what he could and then spit her out, frazzled and beaten but still alive.
But that belch changed things, and Lady knew immediately that she was in trouble.
As the gas bubble slid up Si’s gullet and escaped through his mouth the belly clenched around Lady’s whimpering body, head shoved up into her belly and feet over her ears. “Agh!” Lady cried as hot pain shot through her “too tight! Stop!”
She wriggled and kicked, the outline of her spine and rump now perfectly visible on the dome of Si’s belly though neither cat noticed it, nor did they hear her breathy plea for mercy as her tightened chest creaked and struggled to contain what air was left inside it.
And then came the juices.
Si’s body would not let lady go so lightly, before she passed Lady felt the stinging on her fur shift pitch to a full burning. Hot gooey liquid flooding in from all side and pooling at the bottom where her head and rump was. Although Lady only had a few moments before her air ran out completely she was already beginning to melt by the time it happened. Fur falling out in clumps exposing dissolving flesh, stripped of proteins and carbs, the spaniel crying out the last of her lifeline. Doomed to digest into nothing, killed by a cat.
She began to struggle in earnest, struggling to breath and desperate to get the burning goo off of her form. “tight, h-hot!” she cried “let me go!” The spaniel’s fat rump pulled back as much it could and slammed against the belly walls containing it but did little except jiggle the massive furred organ, happily squelching out its song of conquest over the poor little spaniel.
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“I should really eat some more of these”
“you should really go on a diet”
Si would have been offended but, frankly, he sort of agreed. He barely resembled his former self as the layers of melted lady now lay on him as two entire layers of thick cat fat. Parading in front of the mirror he flaunted his swaying gut, healthy hips and thick, luscious rump all plumped up thanks to the contribution of the spaniel.
“you think Auntie’s suspicious?”
“She still thinks the dog got out the back and I don’t expect her to check the litter box, although with the stink that dumb dog left we’re not entirely in the clear even on that front yet.”
“I buried her deep” Si responded with another luscious sway of his head, necks jowls quivering in their furry glory “not as if anyone will see fat little me with her goneand really make the connection, not those dumb humans anyway. C’mon...”
Am sighed, pondering what sort of danger his brother would get them into this time. He’d already murdered the family dog as it was. “Hey...”
“What?”
“You owe me, all I got was that measly fish the other day and you got the real dinner.”
Si grinned, a now familiar one that told Am there was a very big hunt underway.
“well C’mon then Am, how about we go pay that terrier next door a little visit....i’m sure he misses his little Lady friend.”
“I’m sure he does” Am chuckled and followed his fat brother out of the room, and into the top rungs of the food chain.
